>live in south
>family of racist,drunk, christians
>uncle runs an illegal moonshine business
>family has big barbecue every indy 500 nascar race
>dad unironically believed obama was the anti christ
>guns, everywhere
>want to fuck my busty cousin
Who /stereotype/ here?
Why would you make moonshine anymore?
Post pics of cousin
tfw no hot busty american cousin
just end my life desu
> browses Sup Forums
> atheist
> manlet
> no gf
> small penis
> kinda autistic
End me pls
it's a cultural thing, most people drink it for the nostalgia feels
If I were a stereotype, I wouldn't be able to speak english or use a computer.
he actually did it, the absolute madman
Is that your cousin? Nice tits
I'm not white, but I'm not sure if that's a stereotype or a fact at this point.
none of those are arab stereotypes
If you're mixed, yes.
I thought the first line was for identifying factor and anything after was the stereotypes about it like op did
Noice
>Be Indian
>Poor personal hygiene sometimes
>Be engineering student
>Want to emmigrate
What the fuck are you talking about. Moonshine is getting more popular now that its somewhat legal. The illegal stuff is still better
where i live, the only people who drink it are old timers.
>those tits
Godspeed, Cletus
No everyone else just considers you too weird to drink around you
uh nobody has asked this question yet but how do you have a picture of your cousin in a bar showing off her tits?
like did she send this to you?
I live in NH, grew up to middle class parents, went to a private college and got a good job after school, own a bunch of guns and dislike big gooberment. I guess I'm kinda a stereotype.
Tell me more about your uncle's moonshine business. Does he produce large volumes or just small? Any idea if he just makes neutral spirits or makes liquors? I'd ask about the type of still and it's construction but I doubt you'd know.
>live in the woods
>snowmobile, hunt, fish, play hockey, wear flannel, use a woodstove, smoke weed
>mild resentment for rich/successful people, cottagers, americans
>deep resentment for the french, toronto, and all canadian celebrities
>love muh british heritage
>would love an asian or native gf
>gun owner but for gun control
>make disingenuous left wing arguments on Sup Forums for (you)s
r8
I too, am interested in knowing this
you're wrong, i'm a normie
it's from her IG
what are the stereotypes for colombians? real answer pls
This but without the french canuck hate stuff. Still dont like them though.
t. Minnesotan
burras
Would she say yes to your advances?
child soldier
socialist?
sells cocaine
big booty
Lmao if she puts shit like that on her insta she's a ho and you can probably smash if she's not weirded out by the cousin thing
but why arent you weirded out by it?
In America, cocaine and lefty college students larping in the jungle. I guess the FARC have gave up so the second isn't as valid anymore.
Any idea how much moonshine goes for where you live? Is it 190 proof "knock your socks off and breath fire" gasoline tier stuff or practically store strength (80 proof)
idk about prices but i recall him saying his shit was around 200 proof. ive took a few shots and it's basically like drinking gas. eye watering stuff
>Be Canadian
>Be a shitposter
It's implied by the flag user.
200 proof is literally just 100% alcohol. ("proof" is a ridiculous concept anyway; it's defined as twice the % ABV, so you might as well just use the percentage to begin with.)
>Southern
>I am Christian (not Protestant at least)
>Drive a pick up truck (it was $1500 :^))
>Use Dip/chew
>Conservative
I could be worse.
I also want to fug my cousing but she is in highschool and im alreafy +20, i seriously hope you can cum inside her soon
>Blue eyes, sunburnt, accent
>Work on farm occasionally
>family owns large amounts of land
>have barbecues often, get drunk
can't say I am haha
>sunburnt
>not retardedly brown tan from consistent exposure to sun
proxyposter confirmed
>not being diagnosed with melanoma multiple times
>not being diagnosed with diabetes
>tfw white anime posting sissy boy
Lemme see your bp cutie
>Eat a baguette a day and a kilo of cheese a week
>One bottle of red wine a day
>Butter, garlic and onions in everything
>Likes to flirt with women, good at that as well
>Don't mind casually flirting with boys because not insecure about it
>Can't speak english for shit, thick accent
>Likes to read in a café
Rate my frenchyness
>can't speak English for shit
But you wrote that in English?
I can write it just fine (some errors here and there) but speaking it is another matter.
Long pauses, botched pronounciation etc
>The illegal stuff is still better
Nothing like getting blind when you get blind.
I eat pasta
>short and fat
>all my family and I look like this
>half my family already in the US
>plan to move to the US
A-At least I haven't robbed or killed anyone
Too late paco, you and your family are going back.