Can you speak Japanese?

Can you speak Japanese?

anata no haha wa atsui desu

no, your 'alphabet' is a misunderstanding

ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

Baka hentai suru suru yamete desu ne daisuki kawaii yamero

ニダーウリナラマンセー

>szczrzszczpsz

Heт!

ジパネセ語で難しいです

うどんとおでんで、おとん、どう?

今朝美味しいおでんで美味しいお酒
けさおいしいおでんでおいしいおさけ

私達から私た力

わたしたちから、わたしたちから

農家継いだ彼、昨日担いだ枯れ木

のうかついだかれきのうかついだかれき。

watashi wa kawaii desu?

Chigao? :(

How cute

no, unfortunately

Sure

I know enough to order off of a Japanese menu. I can recognize two classes of kanji, basically: foods and teas.

Come to think of it, I probably consume more Japanese green tea than many Japanese people.

Arigato :)

n-nani?

Only understand a little.

Sadly, yes.

I can quote some fighting game characters

Thats about it

>mfw you're too autistic to even speak your native tongue, let alone japanese

vittu

ano...

kimuchi warui~

īe

daijobu

おなまえ わ えんぐりし ちてる
わたし わ ふきんぐ にほん の ぎるるす
にほん ぷす そ たいと

ore wa o chin chin ga daisuki nandayo

Anata kawaii desune.

One hour, ikura?

Ara ara
Nani sore!

掲示板初心者ですよろしくね!

回文スレかよ
「任天堂うどん店に」
「世の中ね、顔かお金かなのよ」
「ワシのマタのタマのシワ」
「イタリアでもホモでありたい」
come to JT

A thing that i found amusing in Japanese is the "u", most people in Vietnam pronounce it as our "u", while actually it's "ư" (or closely so). I don't often see this vowel in European languages.

クソスレdel

うっ、
うぅ?

I just put this to Google Translate and it sounds like "ừ ư ứ", lol.

no but ur mom does i know this cause i went to her home the other day and fuck her lmao

ぼくの日本語はわるいです

Nihongo shaberimasen, demo anata no okaasan wo fakku suru dekimas. Shine kusoyarou. Arigatou.

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi've been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weeaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has neber meen mimasu'd before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks that anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus accross the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu's the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You're fucking shinimashita'd, akachan.

いいえ