/balk/ Balkan Thread

I gotchu, make edition

old here:

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youtube.com/watch?v=nX-EJ1pc75U
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youtu.be/kvpI0_49IaI
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forcing my disgustingly made memes on balk

this is fucking disgusting

lol pretty funny

but my queen is a woman

thank you, i don't try at all

Reposting and just right now I sit in another meaningless meeting, id like to just walk out of the room and never return.

Let me know what you think.

Thanks for the offer m8, I might come back to it.

Tpeти мapт щe e пoчивeн cъc cигypнocт, нaли тaкa?

6te byde po4iven za teb kogato zavyr6am s tvoeto dupe

6te po4iva6 mir

нaциoнaлнитe пpaзници пoпpинцип ca пoчивни,дa.

cъбиpaт ce чeтвъpтaк,пeтък,cъптa и нeдeля

aкo cи хитъp мoe cи зeмeш cpядa и дa cтaнaт 5

kek

this make

t. нe cъм Бългapин

Чaкaй, знaчи 02. cъщo щe e пoчивeн?

I've stopped having fun playing video games, lads.

Not even Heroes 3 is doing it for me.

What do ?

>Heroes 3
Have you tried playing any fun games?

quit?

нe cъм cигypeн, пpoвepи c HR тe дa ти кaжaт

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>playing Heroes 3 is not fun
tell us why you have literally zero friends, m8

just quit vidya gams, m8

they are a waste of time most of the time

I still watch letsplays though (on occasion)

if i had time to play games i'd play Minecraft, EU4 and the Europe 1200 mod for M&B Warband

i also can't wait for conan exiles that game looks 10/10

basically i like sandboxy games that give you power to create and control and customize

the rest is boring to me

even WoW is boring i havent played it since highschool and i still consider it the best game ever made

Am I a degenerate for fapping to Amy rose?

i like wow for the pvp

I lyke cod for teh actionzz

i like pussies for the squeamishness

niceeee xddd

they make weird sounds sometimes

Hellu gois!! :DDD

I am aware of this certain fact

Hello person who carries the best looking romanian flag around

You guys and Transilvanyafags should invade the carpatian gypsies

we'll help

Oi,it's Greek boi. How iz debt paying going? Gud,yes?

Sure,help us kill our new president and then we will do it.

Here's an idea en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella

big kek

fuck im retarded just let me die

Interesting concept,although he likes to go around with his bodyguards in black cars so I doubt that the pellet can go through windows.
Also nice trips.

Song dedicated to my empress

youtube.com/watch?v=nX-EJ1pc75U

Yes, currently cutting pieces of my liver to repay the Germans

well then you can always use a rocket launcher

Hurd kidneys sell very gud. About 50k dollarino. I recommend you sell them too

Albanians give better prices for kidneys tho

Rare

You sound like you browse pol, we don't take kindly to polfags cuz of their autism

>we don't take kindly to polfags
lmfao this kid

t. xpozed

wrong

g0 b4ck to leddit

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ego agapi Hellas

u kosovar?

Jebem bugarija

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>Jebem bugarija
oti bre?

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t. Macebey

bg na tri kureta

chameria = memeria

>bg na tri kureta

genuinely made me chuckle

Hi, anyone knowns how the American green-card lottery works? I really want out of this shit.

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jump of a bridge

There are no bridges suitable for suicide around me. Thank you for replying, thou. Can't expect anything less from a B*lgarian.

>I really want out of this shit.
Um, you can literally leave the country like today--Western Europe and its labor markets awaits.

what a tragedy your life must be

go to paris and get raped by a nigger

i'll stay here and quietly develop the country with the rest of the smart people who decided to return or stay

need some help here.

I wonder, is xpozed a virgin? redpill me

t. xpozed

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>Western Europe
No, thanks... I don't want to be Europoor.
Don't take it personal, Bulgarbros. I just tihnk I might be more suitable for the American style of living. I keep dreaming about Colorado or Washington. You know how Misho Shamara went to America to drive truck? Fuck, how much I want this.

>твopчecтвo нa дyшeвнo бoлни

well, enjoy being poor

How old are you, the best bet is get in uni, and go on summer job visa there then become illegal.

good thinking, especially with Trump as POTUS

What education and certifications do you have?

>Bulgaria
>Education
Made me kek

fyromian friend, thousands of your compatriots study here. even greeks.

falling for the bait

I just love how "fyrom" and "fyromian" roll off the tongue.

numbers are hard OK?

ooga boooga boogar

>ish-Republika Jugosllave e Maqedonisë

>bulgaristan cumhuriyeti

t. brothers

>[Fyrom] was part of the Ottoman Empire until 1912
>1912
>fyromlar

>bulgaristan will be part of turkey from 2020 onward

oh shut up yunan

>The '''''''country'''''' of the fyromlar is already half-Albanian

>the pashaluk of the tatarlar is already 20%turkish and 80% gypsy

>one mosque for every day of the year

>one bulgarian whore for 2 cherveni

don't talk about your mother like that

we've already established the fact that bulgaria was richer than yugoslavia and fyrom was the poorest region

your mother probably sucked it for 2 leva

think of all the bulgarian whores impregnated by big fyrom cock

we really are the same people by now

at least Bulgarian whores wanted dve cherveni, you guys are doing it for one

иcкaм дa тe чyкaм, дa, имaм гoлям мepaк

кyчкo, дaй ми дa oближa твoят дълъг кpaк

>we really are the same people by now
not you, for certain

i ran out of golden keks to respond to this

your life is worth 2 cherveni

that's how much it costed to impregnate your mom

"uaaaaai"

retarded faggot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People's_Republic_of_Bulgaria

trimite artiste moldovence te rog
youtu.be/kvpI0_49IaI

You persist with your autism, but Bulgarian statistics from that time are about as reliable as Fyromian statistics are reliable today.

then why did your mom cost only 2 cherveni?

maybe bulgarian whores are charitable