Is it safe to say Italians who claim Americans make shitty pizza have never tried Papa Johns?

Is it safe to say Italians who claim Americans make shitty pizza have never tried Papa Johns?

Seriously, no one can have a slice of this and say it sucks with a straight face.

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Why are americans so weird?

>gmo injected with sugar and fat

no thanks

The taste of bigotry is so good...

for what purpose?

I've never tried it, myself. From what I've heard, it is very average, boring pizza. I'm fortunate enough to live in a city that has both an authentic Neapolitan-style pizzeria and two branches of a local, privately owned American pizza place, both of which blow all other pizza I've had out of the water.

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That doesn't answer my question

>not putting garlicky shit on your pizza
ever tried loving yourself, lads?

Then start asking the right fucking questions.

Like "How did it take pizza companies so goddamn long to come up with just the right kind of sauce to go with your crust dining experience so not one single crumb of de-licious starch goes to waste?"

american

Eh, pretty much this. Pizzas like Dominos and Papa Johns are average at best, nothing to write home about.

Papa John's is absolute garbage.

It's good, but the pizza is unhealthy enough.

I mean I remember growing up and just eating a fucking slice of pizza whenever it was ordered. These days I am indulging in various dipping sauces, and I can't go back. I am broken.

Papa John's is gutter-tier pizza.

I don't know why, but my parents got it all the time when I was in my late teens.

At first, you're excited there's pizza, then you see the box, and you take a slice or two, and it's just the most unsatisfying crust with the blandest cheese with some dry ass meat thrown on top.

I will admit, the one marinated green pepper they toss in the box with your pizza is actually pretty fucking delicious, but the pizza is garbage.

>OP says it's the best
>everyone ITT says it's bad
Thailand BTFO

>muh evil gmo

seriously though that cheese looks shit

They're just trying to be contrarian.

Like look at this hipster douchebag fuck
Yeah enjoy your 8 years of Trump, Moonbeam.

Why don't Italians like garlic? In America garlic is synonymous with Italian food. But you don't have garlic butter or even garlic bread. I'll bet you dont' even put roasted garlic on pizza.

the banana peppers are the best part
i just order the pizza and throw out the rest

>I'll bet you dont' even put roasted garlic on pizza
Of course we don't

Italians hate garlic
Only romanians eat garlic here, and you don't want to be associated with them

American pizza is nice, much better than our Paki pizza. But still completely inferior to Italian made pizza.

Seriously, a thread like this is made every single week and Americans are completely oblivious to how much better actual Italian pizza is to everything else.

you tends to put too much of everything

we are the ones who have garlic butter cuisine not them

>Papa Johns

yeah, I'm sure a franchise can't beat the real thing of tasting a nice fresh cooked italian pizza made in a old wooden hoven.

the best pizza i've ever had was in italy

Is that the cheeseburger pizza? it's pretty bad, but it's actually somewhat passable when cold.

papa john's not even good. better to go to mom and pop pizza places

Coscto's 10 dollar cheese pizza is the best american pizza desu

>Only romanians eat garlic

triggered

It's good for chain pizza for sure. I like Pizza Hut more but recognize that Papa John's is better quality.

chain pizza is literally shit here

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check these fuckers out

I never understood why they put a single tiny cucumber with the pizza. Americans really dig that shit?

Papa John's is icky. Pizza Hut is the only decent big delivery chain I know of

wazzamatta you, eh? why you no like-a de garlic?

that's a pepper, ding dong

because you're a retard

>he doesn't eat peperoncini

shaddup-a-you, eh?

>cucumber
>peperoncini

are you shure about that?

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>Thick af dough
>Bland cheese

>small, tapered fruit that contains capsaicin
>cucumber