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Kirino-a-shit Edition

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/luso/

you tried it senpai

alri fuck jfs

/balt/ + /ausnz/

/fuckingmachines/

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>tfw no brit friend to play SFV with

/rollingmachines/

Today was an overall brilliant day at work

I finally starting using the phones, there are a constant barrage of calls, so I'm never bored, plus the calls are quite interactive
My call time is pretty good, might make it out of probation

We had a black guy supervise and help us out
At first I was angry at him for not giving me enough attention, he was mainly speaking to the girls
Later I realised he was quite nice

I was also mad at this paki girl, not sure why but then later she laughed at me and reminded me to lower me mic, she also remembered my name
So I guess she's not all bad

The tranny came over and chatted to the other members of my team
Turns out she's sick so only doing a few hours per day
I hate her

Really makes you think

the star wars prequels were good and the best thing the yanks ever did 2bh

word(s) inside of two slashes

achievement unlocked: meme'd epically 10g

>tfw was kanakofag

>Hates the working class
>Doesn't work
>Wants wealth to be equally distributed
Hmmm...

>when the redpill hits too hard

dont reply to it

These are both complaints about the dialogue which I already said was shite. The ideas remain compelling.

the russians could do with some more immigration

might kickstart that moribund economy of theirs

well done
have you gave up with being a girl?

commies think its not ok to judge communism based on the many failed attempts at implementing it over the years but its ok to judge fascism based on one country.

Enjoy!
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Maybe :^)

Waitrose girl gave me a garlic rotisserie chicken when I SPECIFICALLY asked for a plain one. What legal recourse do I have here?

I agree

at least he decided to do something new with the prequels even if they didn't work out

garlic is nice though.

UMM NO RUSSIA TODAY AND Sup Forums TOLD ME THAT RUSSIA IS THE 100% MOST WEALTHIEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD BECAUSE IT IS 100% WHITE CHRISTIAN WITH NO IMMIGRATION!!

what do we with all the immigrants when robots take their jobs?
what do we do when we need basic income but can't afford it for everyone?

...

No, I'm in too deep

Laser still isn't going well enough
Got a lot of hyper and hypo pigmentation going on and don't know how to fix it

Technically speaking, you're now a minority shareholder

the sky is lovely and pink isn't it today

the so called news
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38985820
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-39030055
can we just guillotine everyone at the bbc and start over

you have to think these things more through

if robots ever get so cheap and efficient that there are literally no jobs then we all get to work less, and only then will we be able to afford something like "basic income"

Not liking the prequels is literally the most reddit opinion possible

try not being a brown cunt

I've grown out of Star Wars desu, got no interest in it since I grew up.

You know I'm beginning to hate the term redpill now, something about it now makes it seem like it's just used to spread another ideology rather than improving oneself.

Should I get a raspberry pi lads

JAR

for all she knows I'm sharing it with my qt gf (I'm actually eating the whole thing myself obviously but she doesn't know that). how is hypothetical gf going to react to garlic all over my breath??

>tfw to intelligent for star wars

Ah yes, Sup Forums revisionism

youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs

ahh yes, clearly not a r/futurology browser
runt

Sup Forums ruined the term a long time ago

we could afford basic income now if we replaced all other welfare with it

well call me Reddit Reddington because they were all boring shitpieces

r/futurology is the among the runtiest subreddits out there and routinely gets btfod by be

>redpilled
>depressed
pick one

this

>stop giving benefits to people who need them and give them to everyone instead
ah yes

Yeah, it sucks

unironically yes

i got one to use as a kodi box and its pretty good

>replace all workers with computers, robots and algorithms
>no tax revenue

ah yes

I only use it ironically. That, and 'woke'.

>implying benefits are currently going to those in need and not idle freeloaders

why the fuck are all these retards protesting trump in the UK

they do realise that we are not part of America right?

ah yes, anything that increased productivity gives no tax revenue, of course

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It fits the context of the origin of the term. Once you start critically thinking and questioning your liberal leftist beliefs, you start seeing EVERYTHING from a different perspective, like the world suddenly makes sense for the first time

The biggest mistake of most Sup Forumsacks is going too far in the opposite direction of their original beliefs and they end up believing stupid, paranoid, bitter unhealthy things.

I settled around decently right-wing with the "redpills" I got, but went no further into the far-right. So for example, I like Enoch Powell now but Oswald Mosley is still a looney to me

>they do realise that we are not part of America right?
no
they live vicariously through celebrities and tv/film

...

I'm sure Trump cares deeply about the opinions of British benny scroungers.

Yeah it's ridiculous how people think the NHS should be free for everyone and not just people who need it right?

>look how virtuous I am for standing up to literally hitler, only a good and moral person (me) would do this
thats basically it

The media tells them hes a bad man and they need to virtue signal eachother

need to let it known I disapprove of him
putin's cool though

Need to sort my life out but I cannot see the point

VIRCHOO SIGNAHLUNG

reckon no one was using the term virtue signaling 4 months ago

Literally this
They go to take pics and say they "stood up to him" on thier social media

rorkes learn new words every now and then before running them into the ground completely

if you go out like elliott rodger you will be immortalised as a meme forever

something to consider

I talk and walk like a mong
I am literally autistic

Had a weird throbbing sensation behind my knee today. Anyone know what it could be? Never had it before but it seemed odd as hell.

It's a few years old I think. Some journalist for the Telegraph or the Spectator coined the term

Business idea: London becomes a separate country and remains in the EU, the rest of the country closes their borders but still receives money from London.

>He also plans in 2019 to expand central London’s low-emission zone across the capital, charging drivers of polluting vehicles $15 a day to enter.

based khan

grumble...grumble....bloody lefties and their virtue signalling...humph...

Might go down to one of these protests in my MAGA hat

wahey

shut up cuck

based

cagers once again btfo

why does the guardian do that thing where they report on a trump story and then have people's reaction on twitter afterwards? obviously everyone on twitter hates him. shouldn't you also get reaction from the kind of red neck mouthbreathers who actually voted for him?

I mean for me it made me centrist. I know, but I'm not gonna be an asshole to anyone. I just hate how now the far right wants to shove it everyone's face. Pretty soon I fear they'll be the new SJW

could be fucking anything you idiot. we're not physiotherapists and the knee is a complex construct.

fun fact: the government has a record of who you vote for each election

wish he'd ban cars from london desu

leling at these silly racists not trusting the media. Haven't you seen our protests?

L I T E R A L L Y 6 million of us turned up to tell drumpf to fuck off

pretty sure he has to implement such initiatives low-emission strategies by EU law. Arrogant wanker thinking they're his plans.

officially NEET for 239 days

Any increases in your physical activity as of late? Have you fallen or stepped strangely recently or anything like that?

>Mayor Of London Saqiq Khan has spoken up in praise of the city’s grime scene, declaring that it is ‘here to stay’

he knows lads

>Sutton United midfielder Nicky Bailey has ‘never eaten a vegetable’ and will have nine Chicken McNuggets before Arsenal match

sounds like a proper runt

>to expand central London’s low-emission zone across the capital, charging drivers of polluting vehicles $15 a day to enter.

ah yes meaning anyone living inside london with a car will probably have 90% off as always

dumb cager khan

how
your ballot doesnt have any personal info on it and it all goes in the same box

>Theresa knows Britain is mine

what did he mean by this?

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