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Poland friendship edition

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does everyone like the smell of their own arse? reckon everyone loves to put a finger down there and give it a good sniff.

Anime also kill all yanks

>mfw a so-called astrophysicist unironically peddles the idea of dark matter without the least bit of shame
>mfw he claims it’s impossible to detect this stuff because it doesn’t interact with any of our instruments, but it most certainly exists
>mfw he claims this widely-accepted theory is actually more plausible than invisible sentient gremlins holding galactic matter together with extremely long arms
the absolute STATE of modern science

slow your roll

grid systems are unnatural and depressing

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Might kill myself

>stupid yank edition not related to urban planning/road design

where is a place to bet on the oscars

what did you bet for? don't understand this stuff

Why would you want to lose £1000?

yes, I'm sure that's all there is to it.

fucking mong...

does everyone like the smell of their own arse? reckon everyone loves to put a finger down there and give it a good sniff

This photo bought back a memory of me doing a fart so awful in a club everyone left the dance floor for like 5 minutes

Honestly one of my proudest moments in life

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any bookies

Think I am severely lacking empathy. Normals are always asking each other how their weekend what, what do they have planned for the weekend, etc, I've literally never said that to anyone, it just doesn't occur to me to ask that. And when someone tells me they've got a kid on the way or are getting married it just doesn't register, I have no emotions one way or the other.

Sutton to beat arsenal

VERY exciting university challenge lads

why can't atheists define atheism?

>oi duz mah fanni smel loik fissh

>grid system with roundabouts instead of intersections

gotta go play Cities Skylines now and test my theories
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desu lad no one really cares how your weekend was it's just small talk. Just play along with it even though you don't give a shit.

Same lid
Honestly couldn't give a fuck about most things, I think this is true with most people, but they pretend to be interested for small talk and shit

i've done pills 3 times and each time i've shat myself

The amount of times people have thought that I'm a normie and asked how my weekend was when I've done absolutely nothing lol

Just usually say "not much, ay" x

Hahaha

post this again and I'll put my foot up your arse. You can smell your own shit of my shoe then.

everytime my head hurts a little bit i take 1g paracetamol and it goes fine

you're not a monster, you've just realised that you don't care and don't need to care about banal rubbish.

the latest realdoll
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was it a tranny?

does everyone like the smell of their own arse? reckon everyone loves to put a finger down there and give it a good sniff.

That's in Swindon, not hard to navigate as long as your know where you want to go, but it's completely retarded.

She's a little bit of a freak x

Not sure

Fucking awful
They both look like plastic

you know anyone ?

>actually accommodating for cars

baka desu just built high density with metros everywhere

Don't get how it's so easy for some people, who seemingly have dogshit social skills to make friends, whilst I can't make any.

>tfw got stuck in a roundabout for 3 hours because I was too scared to leave

yes

the state of those

they are good looking and enjoy life

leaves

Just be yourself

Genuinely

leaves

could you send him my picks?

Whatever you do, don't be yourself because you're a twat.

Just be yourself

leaves

you don't love yourself man

until you have the realisation I did and start getting into self love and self respect no one else will

doing a depression

Hmm not gonna waste more time on this roundabout
*leaves*

no

saw a great arse today lads

Classic

everyone is a character

what's the closest you've been to killing yourself

warwick rudd is amazing

desu "just b urself" is a solid bit of advice

being fake will get you nowhere, people can tell and it's really cringey, and you'll end up associating with people you don't actually like

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
*rolls down my window*

FUCKING TWAT, LEARN TO DRIVE

same
in tight leggings

>desu "just b urself" is a solid bit of advice

> DUDE IRONIC HUMOR LMAO

the entire fucking general summed up into once sentence

fuck you stupid cunts

was it mine?

>tfw argumentative cunt that has to censor myself constantly to get along with normbots

So did I, in the mirror

>implying

I'm the one who posted about self love earlier but it was tough to do, literally have to fake it until you make it, only once you realise how far confidence can get you will you realise

Might get into scientology for a laugh

reckon hybrid's first album was the best

ye

tied a belt around my door handle and put it around my neck.

but I'm a fat twat with psoriasis

Girls are all fucking psychos lads, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

its strange how the average post length so rapidly deteriorates alongside lack of replies

good sign of thread health

got some phimosis for you lads

I'm not laughing

pics

How exactly is phimosis defined? is it when your foreskins literally too tight to pull back past the apex of your bellend?

Ah yes, niggers

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hate it when everyone posts random bullshit give out any (You)s or replies

what do you think lads?

yes, yes that's right... squabble amongst yourselves my little crops

it'll be harvest time soon

behead those who insult sklep

b urself = tell the truth, don't let others dictate your behavior

Got a thick layer of smegma you're willing to sell? :) x

I think you're gay lol

desu i was just being myself and might get a gf now

I think it's a map

very well deserved

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so stop being fat

theres no reason you can't have a good physique

the worst cagers are either poor or wealthy

I mean you should obviously try and be more confident and whatever but you shouldn't start liking things you don't actually like or acting in a certain way just to fit in with others

Be your own person, do what you enjoy

I think the best posts come when there is a shortage of (you)s

Almost like the strongest men come from the hardest times

That's what we're creating here x

what should i buy from my local sklep?

im already a connoisseur of the finest super-strength polish lagers.

fistiniere

what's the point
I'll still look like a lizard