/brit/

willy edition

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only people born into luxury think this

really need a bf

/brit/?
heh, more like /closelyknit/

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true!

I was joking but are you actually serious that's hot x

just made a post so everyone back in here to look at it

fug I made that

which fillem should i watch tonight

Was reading a book when

"Christendom had not been so arrogantly blind to science and destroyed so much of their great knowledge. In all its history, I wonder, has the Christian church ever brought anything but strife and bloodshed, either to those who embraced it or those who refused it?"

Might stop reading it

Tbh it's weak tier anyway

Drunk a whole bottle of a Tempranillo wine from Morrisons lads.

It was really good tbqh.

Should I open the second bottle? I have work tomorrow morning so it might not be a good idea but it is very good...

wiley little cunt

la mistress

do it

tanna, looks like the audio is in some nigger language lmao

GOOD edition.

liberal left - harry potter
authoritarian right - 40K
authoritarian left - game of thrones


Trying to think of fictional inspiration for the liberal right wing

why do brits think america is extremely conservative?

those london skyscraper/stadium climbing twats have managed to get to the top of some tower in canary wharf

very jealous

honestly not a big fan of my first name

"Christian" is weird to look at, much prefer seeing "Chris"

>watching foreign films

Alri lad it was a tough decision but you've convinced me.

business idea: put my willy inside a girl's front bottom

what's the best microwave meal at M&S

really do not get this image. what does having a ballsack on your head have to do with watching foreign films

You'll regret it.

I used to do the same.

You'll regret even the first bottle.

you voted in an orange twitler

don't understand this image

'The Earth is flat. They lie to us': NBA All Star Kyrie Irving is ridiculed for his claim that the planet is not round

Literally cannot be mates with someone with a runtish name

>jack, dean, sean, james, rob, harry

Into the fucking gas chamber they go

Doom

The spaghetti carbonara and bangers + mash are p. decent

Listening to ABBA lads. Truly the pinnacle of pop.

Can't see why, I can just get more if I run out.

studio 66 gf

What's wrong with Harry

Feel like crying ;_;

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correct answer: none
meme answer: katsu curry with rice

Johnathan Ross just went for SIX vowels on Cats does Countdown.

Pretty sure that's against the rules. Max vowels is 5.

Giz a link to the Milo clarification then ladboy.

I mean in the morning when you get up for work

Tuscan Sausage Pene

It's runty, can't explain it.

I guess it's probably because it's so common, especially among white essex type lads.

What's that goyim? You don't want to go extinct?

Yes I Googled it, player must choose at least 4 consonants.

But I always regret having to get up and go to work.

Never had a hangover either.

nice.

im gay

im a nonce

im a gay nonce haha

the old gimmick gf

Based Theresa making sure the lords don't pussy out

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is patrick a runty name?asking for a friend

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need a qt french gf

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Supposed to be up at 7, how many hours of sleep should I get tonight then? thinking of going sleep at 3 and just barely functioning through the day.

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Is is I: His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

>any woman other than jessica alba

laughing at you

frig off rajesh

wait, where are the women?

>le based mummy may

Sure is July 2016 Brit/pol/ in here.

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She's gonna do it on my willy

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She's 35, like milk with an expiry date of 20 Feb right now.

disgusting
yanks confirmed for having no taste

women are a jewish invention.

kick her down a steep flight of steps given the chance

I'm from the West Country
Always thought it was alri
Runtiest names are Callum, Paul, Jack and Dean desu

Alright deano, you ready for the sesh with the rest of the lads, harry, george, jack and rob?

Yeah mate, sound, see you friday, it's gonna be a mad one.

>Paul, Jack
depends

I know one chav Jack and one toff Jack

what browser does /brit/ use?

*note if you use chrome bin yourself

She's gonna do it on my willy

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someone suck my little yanky cock please

theguardian.com/books/2017/feb/21/milo-yiannopoulos-book-deal-cancelled-outrage-child-abuse-comments

JUST

Back in 2000, just a few months after the NATO bombings of Yugoslavia I was at a UEFA Cup match between Leicester City and Red Star Belgrade and everyone at the stadium kept making bomb noises at the Serb players and their supporters all match.

It was tremendous banter.

Still one of the most memorable matches I've been to. Shame Leicester lost tbqh.

plebeians

my name is Cornelius.

>having a working class name
I'd despair

the gf has gotten quite skinny. Hope her THICC bum doesn't vanish as a result of that

please keep posting this 3 times every thread

I, Cassius

chrome

Are you proud of the British Empire, /brit/?

I'm not really but I enjoy being a cunt and winding people up, so I often just play devil's advocate and talk about it facetiously.

Rate my view lads

Used to use Firefox but it utterly devoured my CPU

Use chrome now and it's fine, don't care

Pouring a second glass of the second bottle of Tempranillo lads.

cold showers are a form of torture

5/10

post her bum

>Firefox Dev Edition isn't on there
lad

cold showers are good for you and bring the blood to the surface of the skin

>you're not a fascist are you user?

moved from Firefox to Chrome years ago and never looked back

james is a good biblical name you heathen

and im not a deano tyvm

Looks like it's some mosquito filled shithole half the gear.

the fucking state of chrome plebs

Yeah not proud persay but I think it was good overrall

But like you say cunts get ridiculously triggered by it so I play devils advocate

GIMME GIMME GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT

WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THE SHADOWS AWAY

'alri lad' general

Holy shit still talking about web browsers legitimately a gimmick which is the opposite of amusing even in an ironic way