Why the fuck does no one in Germany accept these. I'm an American goddamnit I can suck my own dick if I want to...

Why the fuck does no one in Germany accept these. I'm an American goddamnit I can suck my own dick if I want to. Literally went to a fucking doctors office and they were like, "ohh no cash only". What the fuck. The only place that accepts credit cards are American fast food chains.

Also stop looking at me funny when I order tap water. I'm not paying 3 euros for a 250ml bottle of literal water.

No one takes american express

>Also stop looking at me funny when I order tap water
but you look like trash user

Good imo, credit cards are for good goyim.

Also tap water in Europe is disgusting, unless you're near the Alps drink bottled water.

It really depends on country. We we're in Spain and our toke American comrade was constabtly in trouble because his credit card lacked chip, for example. Here there are even some (very rare) places that don't accept cash at all.

germans are smart enough to know that credit vendors charge a % for every purchase

>surrendering to water jew
Tap water is good in good Europa.

Germ*ns are known to buy everything by cash because they aren't modern. They didn't understand that blue cards existed.

you are not charged here when withdrawing cash from an atm and with cash you don't have to cut in the creditcompany

also cash is printed freedom

Voss is literally tap water.

>Literally went to a fucking doctors office and they were like, "ohh no cash only"

spotted the lier. Without a health insurance you're you won't get a visa.

Fun fact for euros. I haven't had more than $20 in my wallet for a few years. I use cash for small purchases (coffee, breakfast, hiring your sister for a bj) but 90% of the time I just use plastic. Chip it and done. Also good luck stealing my money niggers.

>tap water
here we go again

>Fun fact for euros
Don't put all Europeans in the same bag. I and most French people only use cash for small purchases.

We just use debit cards (Maestro) here.
CC is gay

we use debit cards a lot.

Tap water is completely fine if you microwave it first.

Is there anything that americans don't microwave?

Wow. Whole $20. I keep only €10 and that's usually for barber or if we need order pizza with lads.

it's generally a bad idea to microwave an egg

1.What kind of water do you buy?
2.Most stores accept credit cards

Just drink a beer you pussy.

have you ever microwaved a microwave?

Our tap water is probably one of the best in the world.

With this you can

what's that black cartoon chick called again with the egg shell on it's head?

I do that too. But we use debit cards, free of charge, whereas you get charged a comission + tip.

The prime reason though is that you live +30 mins away from the nearest branch and it's an inconvinience to ride your mobility scooter every now and then to the bank to withdraw cash.

Germany is trying to save you from your crippling debt.

Calimero.

No.

t. melted a crucible of lead in the microwave