sampsons edition
/brit/
cara
Went to Subway today
3.60 for a sandwich, quite small
Didn't know what I wanted and it showed
The first sandwich maker was really nice, he said I looked stressed but jolly
I tried to engage him in conversation but my words were slurred and I couldn't form a sentence, flailed my arms a bit too
He passed me on before I could finish
I asked for tuna and he suggested cheese and toasting too
Next I got onions, peppers and olives instead of jalapenos
Back from work
Had a guy who wouldn't get off the line, had to pass it on to a manager
I probably looked incompetent
I missed both my breaks due to long calls and not turning off my phone
The one great thing from today is that the Charmander plush I ordered arrived, my brother smiled, I think he likes it
My hoodie also arrived, not sure if keep or give to sister
Ignore the paki stalker
Feel good song
>Look mum I posted it again!!
gagging for a nap lads
...
don't care
the endz
LET'S 'AVE A BAREKNUCKLE FIGHT THEN
really enjoy chokers
What? I downloaded this from a brit here and have never posted it since
Imagine getting this butt hurt about a chart that BTFOs your ideologically completely
What is the Liberals end game lads?
youtube.com
Ah yes, the midlands, a force to be reckoned with
you've reposted this several times now
>Coors light
>on a pintman board
Personally quite like it but it needs to be a filthy Celtic lager or stout
crikey them knockers
Not like a Jew to lie...
Rita ora is balding
>rita
good desu
as a regular user of subway it's the absolute fucking worst when I'm behind the queue to somebody who's never been there before.
just learned that educated equals intelligence lads
i'll have to go and get a two year degree in political science from a community college so i can be considered smart. i just want the leftists to take my opinions seriously
pancake batter got thicker as i stored it in the fridge
NOT pleased
the purgatory
Charli can fuck off. The rest can stay.
who /good lad/ here?
youtube is broken again i blame the russians 2bh
>maryjane auryn
need a jennie gf
A CANDDLE
the midlands needs to be nuked
But how else am I supposed to overcome my anxiety, particularly regarding doing new things?
Besides I was quick, I wanted it over ASAP
What do you and other normal folk order?
Are there any parties that want to bring back grammar schools? If we bring back grammar schools, nice kids won't have to share classrooms with paki drug dealers with no ambition
just copped this
Not you judging by that image
Feeling a bit sad and nostalgic for no reason 2bh
my gf
as a regular poster on /brit/ its the absolute fucking worst when a cunt who inexplicably tripfags posts some inane drivel that no one cares about, and even worse does so under a name rather than the anonymous posting that the website was designed for
what an insufferable cunt
FOB
also experiencing issues while trying to find videos of ronnie pickering the bare knuckle boxing champion of his citroen picasso
switch over to /eire/ lad, even with swissyank that general is straight fire right now
why do 90% of poofs and women claim they were raped?
Reckon this is still worth pursuing lads?
Important research lads
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
Piano or classical guitar lads?
Talked to a coworker at the urinals today
He said OK or something just to acknowledge me and I pressed him because I thought he wanted to talk
back lads. sorry for leaving
105 quid? wtf
julian assange came out in support of the nonce milo
NOT surprised by this, he's consistently been on the anti-freedom side ever since wikileaks popped up
trannies should not be allowed in cis bathrooms
yeah if you can be funny about how long you've left it.
she looks quite fit as well
Canadians have their prices in cents
That's actually really cheap
because its an excuse to justify their controversial sexuality i guess
honest if i were raped i would never snitch on myself rather die than live in shame
what was meant by this
can you get a fungal infection on your ballsack? right foul smell been coming from that groin/sack gap recently desu
Like half the guys at my call centre are gay
so what's below cent?
*rapes you*
your move
>cis
can definately get it on your knob.
t. had a fungal infection on my bellend for over 10 years
>someone was fat and lonely enough to make this
Nunavut, Canada
They have to fly in all their food
Wages are adjusted
bent
lads
>tfw utterly talentless
Might give a proper go of getting huge and /fit/ to mask my lack of talents
business idea: a big bag full of sand and you lift it up and down from the floor and then over your head and then fill it up a bit more the next time until you have big muskels
reckon jesus couldnt not walk on water?
or reckon he could turn it on and off?
Im just thinking coz they didnt have showers back then so if he couldnt have a bath ever that would be a pretty unglamorous way to live your life
oi, don't be fat shaming
t. moshe daneberg
doing the i side with test and all social questions are utterly useless lads i dont fucking care about bent marriage or assisted suicide
You'd think after all these years that the ATK folks would learn the basics of video. They've got jittery cameras, sloppy focusing and a loud tv that drowns out the main attraction. Too bad, because their central concept is a good one.
Good post
Charles Manson recorded a p. bangin album with one of the blokes in that band
not a bad idea
if you charge other people to use your bag you might make even more profits
He did it when he felt like it. Sure one of his mates had a whore living with him and she washed the big man's feet. Probably would've been proper confused if the oils and waters just repelled away from Him.
finally unbanned lads
didnt even post nudity yet was banned for it
>Hi qt
nope
Business idea: Carry a baby cow around for an hour every day and as it grows you'll eventually be able to heft an entire cow
what did you do then?
Then indicate that it's not important to you then you thick twat
My ban status is cocked right up because the mods ban/unban me so fucking much, wish they'd stop picking on me.
t. A fucking dirty commie gay frog
Reminder: if you're not actively repulsed by benders and adamant against their staining of marriage, then you want the West to die.
just found out mum has stage 0 breast cancer.
very very sad. shes a very sweet woman to everyone
or you could just not break the rules?
closet homosexual
they don't have an end game they're useful idiots
rip in piece
freedom is what makes the west great
About half the times I didn't do a stitch, just randomly banned or banned for something someone else did.
if this was reddit, which post would have the most upvotes?
I hate niggers and spiders too. Am I secretly an African tarantula? Fucking bender mong.
>cyclists
why yes I do want to cycle into a dead end and get surrounded by 7 chavs and be beaten and mugged
penis mightier than the sword
>same sex marriage
>abortion
>death penalty
>gay couples adoption
>assisted suicide
>business required to have women in their board of directors
>should the military allow women to fight
>niqab wearing to civic ceremonies
ah yes, boiling social issues
bullshit
posted a woman farting into a tube hooked to a mans face
*stabs you with a sword*
checkmate, lad
Not really but it's easy to say that if you ignore that half the time I'm just acting a cunt.
post it again to see what happens lad