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cara

Went to Subway today
3.60 for a sandwich, quite small
Didn't know what I wanted and it showed
The first sandwich maker was really nice, he said I looked stressed but jolly
I tried to engage him in conversation but my words were slurred and I couldn't form a sentence, flailed my arms a bit too
He passed me on before I could finish
I asked for tuna and he suggested cheese and toasting too
Next I got onions, peppers and olives instead of jalapenos

Back from work

Had a guy who wouldn't get off the line, had to pass it on to a manager
I probably looked incompetent
I missed both my breaks due to long calls and not turning off my phone

The one great thing from today is that the Charmander plush I ordered arrived, my brother smiled, I think he likes it

My hoodie also arrived, not sure if keep or give to sister

Ignore the paki stalker

Feel good song

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>Look mum I posted it again!!

gagging for a nap lads

...

don't care

the endz

LET'S 'AVE A BAREKNUCKLE FIGHT THEN

really enjoy chokers

What? I downloaded this from a brit here and have never posted it since

Imagine getting this butt hurt about a chart that BTFOs your ideologically completely

What is the Liberals end game lads?

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Ah yes, the midlands, a force to be reckoned with

you've reposted this several times now

>Coors light
>on a pintman board

Personally quite like it but it needs to be a filthy Celtic lager or stout

crikey them knockers

Not like a Jew to lie...

Rita ora is balding

>rita

good desu

as a regular user of subway it's the absolute fucking worst when I'm behind the queue to somebody who's never been there before.

just learned that educated equals intelligence lads

i'll have to go and get a two year degree in political science from a community college so i can be considered smart. i just want the leftists to take my opinions seriously

pancake batter got thicker as i stored it in the fridge
NOT pleased

the purgatory

Charli can fuck off. The rest can stay.

who /good lad/ here?

youtube is broken again i blame the russians 2bh

>maryjane auryn

need a jennie gf

A CANDDLE

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the midlands needs to be nuked

But how else am I supposed to overcome my anxiety, particularly regarding doing new things?

Besides I was quick, I wanted it over ASAP

What do you and other normal folk order?

Are there any parties that want to bring back grammar schools? If we bring back grammar schools, nice kids won't have to share classrooms with paki drug dealers with no ambition

just copped this

Not you judging by that image

Feeling a bit sad and nostalgic for no reason 2bh

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my gf

as a regular poster on /brit/ its the absolute fucking worst when a cunt who inexplicably tripfags posts some inane drivel that no one cares about, and even worse does so under a name rather than the anonymous posting that the website was designed for

what an insufferable cunt

FOB

also experiencing issues while trying to find videos of ronnie pickering the bare knuckle boxing champion of his citroen picasso

switch over to /eire/ lad, even with swissyank that general is straight fire right now

why do 90% of poofs and women claim they were raped?

Reckon this is still worth pursuing lads?

Important research lads

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Piano or classical guitar lads?

Talked to a coworker at the urinals today

He said OK or something just to acknowledge me and I pressed him because I thought he wanted to talk

back lads. sorry for leaving

105 quid? wtf

julian assange came out in support of the nonce milo

NOT surprised by this, he's consistently been on the anti-freedom side ever since wikileaks popped up

trannies should not be allowed in cis bathrooms

yeah if you can be funny about how long you've left it.

she looks quite fit as well

Canadians have their prices in cents

That's actually really cheap

because its an excuse to justify their controversial sexuality i guess
honest if i were raped i would never snitch on myself rather die than live in shame

what was meant by this

can you get a fungal infection on your ballsack? right foul smell been coming from that groin/sack gap recently desu

Like half the guys at my call centre are gay

so what's below cent?

*rapes you*

your move

>cis

can definately get it on your knob.

t. had a fungal infection on my bellend for over 10 years

>someone was fat and lonely enough to make this

Nunavut, Canada

They have to fly in all their food

Wages are adjusted

bent

lads

>tfw utterly talentless
Might give a proper go of getting huge and /fit/ to mask my lack of talents

business idea: a big bag full of sand and you lift it up and down from the floor and then over your head and then fill it up a bit more the next time until you have big muskels

reckon jesus couldnt not walk on water?

or reckon he could turn it on and off?

Im just thinking coz they didnt have showers back then so if he couldnt have a bath ever that would be a pretty unglamorous way to live your life

oi, don't be fat shaming

t. moshe daneberg

doing the i side with test and all social questions are utterly useless lads i dont fucking care about bent marriage or assisted suicide

You'd think after all these years that the ATK folks would learn the basics of video. They've got jittery cameras, sloppy focusing and a loud tv that drowns out the main attraction. Too bad, because their central concept is a good one.

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Good post

Charles Manson recorded a p. bangin album with one of the blokes in that band

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not a bad idea

if you charge other people to use your bag you might make even more profits

He did it when he felt like it. Sure one of his mates had a whore living with him and she washed the big man's feet. Probably would've been proper confused if the oils and waters just repelled away from Him.

finally unbanned lads
didnt even post nudity yet was banned for it

>Hi qt
nope

Business idea: Carry a baby cow around for an hour every day and as it grows you'll eventually be able to heft an entire cow

what did you do then?

Then indicate that it's not important to you then you thick twat

My ban status is cocked right up because the mods ban/unban me so fucking much, wish they'd stop picking on me.

t. A fucking dirty commie gay frog

Reminder: if you're not actively repulsed by benders and adamant against their staining of marriage, then you want the West to die.

just found out mum has stage 0 breast cancer.

very very sad. shes a very sweet woman to everyone

or you could just not break the rules?

closet homosexual

they don't have an end game they're useful idiots

rip in piece

freedom is what makes the west great

About half the times I didn't do a stitch, just randomly banned or banned for something someone else did.

if this was reddit, which post would have the most upvotes?

I hate niggers and spiders too. Am I secretly an African tarantula? Fucking bender mong.

>cyclists

why yes I do want to cycle into a dead end and get surrounded by 7 chavs and be beaten and mugged

penis mightier than the sword

>same sex marriage
>abortion
>death penalty
>gay couples adoption
>assisted suicide
>business required to have women in their board of directors
>should the military allow women to fight
>niqab wearing to civic ceremonies
ah yes, boiling social issues

bullshit

posted a woman farting into a tube hooked to a mans face

*stabs you with a sword*
checkmate, lad

Not really but it's easy to say that if you ignore that half the time I'm just acting a cunt.

post it again to see what happens lad