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"
At its head there rode a tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse, if horse it was; for it was huge and hideous..., and in the sockets of its eyes and in its nostrils there burned a flame. The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: 'I am the Mouth of Sauron.'" edition.

Previously: .

just going to be myself this thread lads

the gf

plymouth is actually an alright place

why is jam so delicious

Stop it rn la

Just install Windows and start being productive

It's the principle la. Looks are just as important

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sugar

Opinions on Marmalade?

Sugar and fruit go well together. It's literally the way of the universe. I was fucking surprised when I heard the first creatures didn't have a mouth and then there were some with a mouth and they literally ate all of the other ones.

Did you know that flying produces 36 times more carbon dioxide per passenger-mile than sea travel?

Redpill me on Leamington Spa lads

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eating a cracker

no

anyone else get really horny when they wank and stick things up their bum then feel really guilty and dirty after you climax?

me neither

I used to love it as a kid, but I've gone off it as I've grown older

Redpill me on Southampton, is it just for the elderly?

excellent

I feel like there are no attractive and intelligent girls outside of London, if I was to move elsewhere I'd be doomed to be with some mongy minger.

need a fast summary of this man

Big big big fan of this edition

>the faggot is a nonce
This is SHOCKING. Nobody could've possibly foreseen this! IMAGINE my SURPRISE to learn a queer wants to rape children. TRULY unheard of.

the summer voyage

Redpill me on Colwyn Bay lads

Not really relevant though is it?

this is somewhat true

the countryside doesn't have a lot of peng tings

the patrician's spread

bunch of people i know don't like it and i've no idea why anybody wouldn't like one of our father in heaven's most glorious gifts to the world

how pure is street coke?

Could certainly go for getting my brains absolutely shagged out of me right now

It was razed to the ground during the war, so all the buildings are ugly as fuck. Shitty native population.

Literally the only thing going for the place is the fairly decent uni.

>anyone else get really horny when they wank and stick things up their bum
havent done so in awhile
>then feel really guilty and dirty after you climax?
no

reminder that i pissed on my wall while tripping on acid

bit gay

Just hearing the news about your da?

The beach is nice too.

bit racist?

... bit close to home mate

Garbage.

Benzocaine and speed


Buy off DNM if you want good product.

someone redpill me on plymouth

coventry

it was totally destroyed in the war you know

how

Hmmph

*dives into the frozen lake*

Na lad, just read your post.

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Might suck a dick.

Business idea *Fires up OHP then pushes clicker*

MILO RESIGNED FROM BRIETBART BTFOOOO

cant decide whether to switch to a maths course

Only virgins post about Lord of the Phimosis.

Seems expensive, also
>going anywhere near the Horn of Africa
lmao mate

every day

i also spunk into my mouth and pretend it's my oneitis who's turned into a tranny

There is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin.

second best mouth after portsmouth

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you gay?

*Mouth of EC enters thread*

>Due process is important. It is the formal means by which competing demands and seperate interests can be accommodated and reconciled in any overall litigation process. This is why due process is an important liberal principle.

>Assange has challenged the arrest warrant in Sweden. It was upheld.

>He then repeatedly challenged the European Arrest Warrant in the United Kingdom. He lost at every stage, but each of his many legal arguments were heard and considered in extensive detail.

>And in doing this, Assange had the assistance of first rate legal advice and advocacy from some of the UK's leading human rights lawyers, and he also had the benefit of having been granted bail in England in the meantime. The extradition was fought by him all the way to the Supreme Court.

>Assange has been afforded more opportunities to challenge the warrant for his arrest than almost any other defendant in English legal history. This is hardly "persecution" or a "witch-hunt".

this really made me think

No, I am female.

Third best. You forgot yer mum's mouth.

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p-post boipucci

jillian

isn't the best mouth your mums lad?

pics

my mate is buying some now. says he can only afford either 1g 90% or 3.5g 70%. which one should he pick?

I thought all gays were pedos and that the left loved pedos? Why the milo hate then?

If only it stayed that way...

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Gays, peados, all the same to me.

I keep thinking about licking up the cum from whatever I am using as a cumrag when I am wanking, but usually lose that thought once I have cum.

Very close to deep countryside and good beaches. Enjoy it.

Unfortunately devastated in the war, so the architecture is mostly shit. But it will become great again.

why are you going to africa if you're white?
an alright place

not since she stopped kissing my willy better (i have phimosis )

>wanting pics from a girl
disgusting desu this is a cute boy general

hahahahahaha
(I might do the same)

A couple times i thought about spunking in my mouth
Always get close, and decide not to
Then I'm hugely thankful that I didn't lol

How about those cyclists then lads?

Oh fuck off you bellend.

yes

portsmouth

Portsmouth is fucking dire.

Falmouth, Weymouth, Bournemouth are all better

good lads

Thanks mate. Love Tolkien. x

does the willy feel like

t. virgin female on bizzaro Sup Forums

Looks like carcucks want to get BTFO again.

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They're shit

fuck off don't pretend you haven't

good lads

or "speedbumps" as ive taking to calling them

>Love Tolkien

post webms of you sticking things up your bum
pics or gtfo

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bags of salty coins

>the city of Manchester City

Hi

you first

don't do this lad

>enter the world of wagecuckery
>feel more empty than before