cyril smith edition
/brit/
maisie
getting drinks with a girl tomorrow night
never been on a date before, how do i not fuck it up
no, he was merely their pawn
Ah, a true British patriot.
Imagine being one of the lads abused by him, must have been awful.
you think paul joseph watson is a nonce?
don't bring up pakis
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ah yes, normal day in britannia
just b urself
do not, under any circumstances, be yourself
Is MBappe the next Mane?
really fires up the neurons
woah
don't know who this is
looks like a hybridisation of johnny sack from the sopranos and his wife
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libdem nonce from rochdale lmao
you should probably read more
invited my mates charlie and sid to a party on saturday *winks and taps nose*
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MP for rochdale who was a paedophile
fuck I couldn't handle that kind of pressure
like this asian girl but think my mates will take the piss if i start seeing her
Bf's asleep right now cuddling me while im dumbphoneposting.
You should probably step outside your bedroom and into the real world you spotty virgin nonce.
and you should probably get off that imaginary horse
then 2bh
sarcasm?
would be worth it
I know a bloke who takes the piss out of one of his mates relentlessly for dating a pretty good looking asian bird. But he's from some village where dating anyone more than three relatives removed from you is seen as weird.
*incites violence*
bit rude, also untrue
shouldn't talk about your mum that way mate
gf just facebooked this to me
getting nonced under any circumstances would be terrible but imagine being 3 foot tall and directly level with that fat belly and tiny penis
who'd shag him desu
what a vile pig of a human being
A little boy or girl against their will, if I had to have a wild guess.
idk, also it would be extra weird cause she's really small and i'm really tall
delete this please mate
nah it's nice
i'm pretty tall too it works out
noncce
we should just make it law that families can lynch proven pedos desu
nah serious
could probably making a decent effort but would be sweating bullets at the beginning, never been good one on one with people
the absolute state
runt
Feeling lonely and needy
Watched Looper and Project Almanac on N last nlght
Really enjoyed them both
Anyone got any more time travel/cause and effect films?
*pats head*
Never been on a date before either but I don't think I'd be nervous, I just wouldn't know what to talk about unless we share interests.
>In later life, according to his official biographer Philip Ziegler, Heath was (at dinner parties) "apt to relapse into morose silence or completely ignore the woman next to him and talk across her to the nearest man"
was he, dare I say it, /are/ guy?
Need a wee, will break out of the cuddle soon.
>blues are 16th now
primer and predestination
>third largest "export" from australia is educating foreign students
>most are chinks and pooinloos
not sure how to feel about this development
>Two policemen who stopped for cups of tea at a McDonald's before attending an emergency call for a suicidal woman will face a misconduct hearing.
ATTENTION
ATTENCION
AANDACHT
AUFMERKSAMKEIT
THERE SHALL BE NO MORE OF THE FOLLOWING BELOW THIS POST:
BULLYING
RUDE COMMENTS
MEAN SENTIMENTS
try and be nice for a change you horrible cunts
changing my Linux distro AGAIN
think I'm getting close to something perfect for my needs though with Manjaro
was using Arch but I like the idea of something more stable.
do they go home after completing their education?
give me a quick rundown on predestination
gay cunt
yeah tbf exaggerating my perception
I'm not a nervous guy, it'd only be shit if there was nothing to talk about or she went quiet, then I just wouldn't no what to say and I'm too comfortable extending awkward silences
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*makes pasta and cuddles you after while we watch italiauno*
gross
>woman is still alive
sounds like they knew what they were doing
Who here /highfunctioningdepression/?
i fucked daisy ridley in year 11
>Australian economy
also I recently found out that for 60 OzBucks you can get a licence to mine literally anywhere you want on crown land there.
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i fucked the poster below me in year 11
many stay (if not most), they qualify for another visa straight after they finish. one of the reasons they want to study here
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yes but with the education they're given it's far easier for them to just turn back around on another visa
or they can marry someone while they're here and stay indefinitely
i am not a happy chappy, we should not be educating potential enemies. chinks especially.
i fucked my life up in year 11
paper walls are paper thin
they should diversify
how dare Trump disrespect Sweden
I am so sick of these threads. NOTHING is going on in Sweden. We are the beacon of hope in a bigoted world and your drumpfkins just can't accept someone who isn't your own skin color. Most of our women prefer migrants to whites in this country because they are sick of the same stale rhetoric pushed by white men. My family took in a migrant and he is the best father figure I could possibly have, even though he is younger than me, he has actual life experience. Maybe one day you will all wake up. I get to live in a country where I can be openly homosexual without feeling oppressed like I would if I lived in the west. Hell, even visiting family here in London, I still see the bigotry that the USA propogates. It leaks through the borders. I am truly free in my home country, and it makes me sad seeing all of your drumpfkins clamor over REAL fake news.
There's a good chance I'll never really know how well I'd do on a date in the first place because I actively avoid getting in involved with women, not quite sure why, maybe an armchair psychologist can diagnose me.
The only sexual experience I had during year 11 was a chubby girl giving me a blowjob
Lost my virginity in the second year of A levels
Woah
this was a rude post
filtering you to teach you a lesson
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that's just material exports, our main economy is based around third sector/ information services
you can't filter me fag
fuck off normie twat
if ethnicity is a social construct, how can culture be appropriated?
checkmate
actually a virgin hahaha got you
Just did an absolutely rancid shit lads.
It was just a mixture of farts and brown water.
Bit rude, I just had some baked beans on toast for brekkie and got a bit gassy.
BIG
I honestly can't be bothered to read any of your posts
redpill me on Armitage Shanks
>its real
haha good one lad
Been having poos with bits of darkish red blood in them lately, not sure what it means.
>I honestly can't be bothered to read any of your posts
think he was Thorin in the Hobbit