I WANNA LIVE IN COMFYFORNIA

I WANNA LIVE IN COMFYFORNIA

kinda wet at the moment tho

California is garbage

LA is literally just highways and strip malls as far as the eye can see

San Francisco is the only non-shitty part and that is the most expensive city int he country

t. flyover state

Eyy vato, we heard you wanna move to commyornia meng? Das cool en all but firs you gotta pay jizzya to mi homes muhhamed, tu comprende kuffir?

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I live in Washington DC faggot

I guarantee you've never been to California

>swede using american memes

>california
>comfy

it's full of shitskins and niggers and it's in perpetual summer.
are you an Akhmed or something?

>perpetual summer

thats what every scandi dreams of

I guarantee this poster has never visited California

Southern California is almost on the same latitude as Morocco, i doubt you'll enjoy their summer for long.

are you talking about me or the """swede"""?

the swede who is enough of a redditor to think California is good

Why not The Baltics? America suck ass.
in b4 also México.

oh, alright.
2bf it's not that bad, it's just not comfy at all.

I found it disgusting, but that's just because I don't like non-white people in countries with white majority.
and also mexicans are particularly disgusting.
but the quality of life in california is pretty good.

California isn't bad but it isn't good

there's at least a dozen better states

says the negro.

t. never been to CA in his life

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This

>SF is the only non-shitty part
Most of the coastline north of SF has some of the nicest parts of the country.
If I was rich, I'd move somewhere in Sonoma or Marin County right now.

>My penis when californian girls

I live in California right now and I agree with him.

This place is abjectly fucking miserable and the only reason I haven't killed myself out of living here is because my family lives in a large house on the ocean and I get to go home soon.

>Full of Mexicans
>Exclusive democratic control at a state level
>Sun rises on the wrong side of the ocean

no thanks

well, you might be used to the high prices, but the weather might be hot 4u. unless you're on the coast, weather can be miserable

californian here. he's right. coast is nice

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>was born a man
>feels like a lady
>tfw no money to live ammong his people

i am sorry..*her people... i mean it's people...trans...what do you call yourselves?

>this is what flyover states tell themselves

> Washington DC
> not flyover
kek
the only reason people even go is to see white house, but now with Trump in office, I doubt people will be as excited
one trick pony city

this desu

fuck off we're full

That's not what most Californians think

who wants a greencard

im singleeeee

Me me me me, choose me pls