What's it like to live in Germany?

What's it like to live in Germany?

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I think it depends on where, how much money you have, what kind of lifestyle you like to have, your education background, your ability to speak German, and many other things. You're not going to get many answers that apply to you by asking that question on the internet.

Actually pretty easy.
Even with minimum wage you live propably more comfortable than 60% of your country.

In my country, I can't get arrested for Holocaust denial or fapping to loli porn.

Check. Mate.

>Loli porn
>not 30 years in a federal prison

nice try nigger lover.

>implying

Taxation is up the ass over there, the income you bring home isn't that much

The consumer prices here are the same as in Mexico.
This month I payd 96€ income tax. kek.

Like in Turkey with different flag probably

The country of gag orders is in no place to brag about freedom of speech.

But what percentage of your pay went to income tax?

>Taxation
Taxes and other dues aren't lost money. You get something for them in return. Streets, schools, firefighters, health insurance, unemployment insurance, pensions etc.
The fact that there is less immediate outflow from you paycheck, doesn't necessarily mean that you have more money for free after all the bills are paid.

2,8%?

Depends on the region

I work 20 hours a week, make about 20.000€/year and pay no income tax. Besides, I study at university for free.

our government thinks it is unreasonable for citizens to bear arms to defend their homes, their family and themselves.

People are less introvert than in USA, people are friendly yet cold.
German have better clothing style, because there is more social pressure to dress like the norm.
You pay much more taxes, but you are far better secured if something happens to you

Germany is a country in which people can afford being poor. Everything is incredibly cheap, you can buy tons of things for not much money, and you generally would earn a lot more money in germany doing the same job compared to the whole of the UE.

The thing is, it has a price, you have to pay a lot of taxes in the overall, but they made it in a way it doesn't have any immediate impact on your financial life. It's not like you won't get to travel on your weekend just because you paid your taxes. Things are cheap, so no one complains a lot about it, they even defend it.

But if you wanna live in a place in which you'd rather accumulate money instead of living a comfortable life, then the united states or Australia would be your best bet.
If you just wanna live in a place you won't have to work a lot, you'll earn enough money for doing most of what you want, and you'll have some free time for enjoying your life without the idea that money might be a problem in the future, then go to Germany.
It's a safe country when it comes to economics if you're willing to have a job, no matter which job (and if you speak german, obviously).

That's the idea I had about the country.

>Everything is incredibly cheap, you can buy tons of things for not much money

where do I find this place in germany?

Every city in Germany should have an ALDI

That's the biggest drawback to Germany

>following big brother's rules

if I did that I wouldnt own my illegal AK or me fragmentation grenades.


live a little, break their laws, whats the worste that can happen?

you can have arms, even semi auto rifles if you really want.

Just not as easy as in the USA

just buy a gun in Czechia like everyone else

I only visited Nordrhein-Westfalen and it is literally 3rd world material.

>and he says about it on Sup Forums

2 hardcore 4 u

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>what's the worst that can happen
Fucking prison

This "country" is already a prison

This pretty much.

It's great for the lower and middle class because you are very safe. University is pretty good and for free, insurance, can't just get kicked out of your job, etc.
For the higher class it can be tough sometimes as the state tries to get your money wherever they can. Taxes are fucked up then.

Work life balance is very good: 35-40h per week and about a month of paid holiday.

Infrastructure is ok. Trains are always late and dirty but if you own a car it's fine. We have some nice nature places and castles to hike around.

Some negative sides:
>crime rate is rising up, especially in the cities
>shit and unhealthy food culture
>woman that look like orcs
>trains as I already mentioned
>lots lots lots of brainwashing at school, from media, etc. which leads to an unbalanced society: There is only left/liberal or right (and then you are automatically an "radical nazi")

Imagine that you'll never have to worry about your kids being able to afford college and that you will never default on you or your relatives' healthcare bills.

>crime rate is rising up, especially in the cities
>shit and unhealthy food culture
>woman that look like orcs
>trains as I already mentioned
>lots lots lots of brainwashing at school, from media, etc. which leads to an unbalanced society: There is only left/liberal or right (and then you are automatically an "radical nazi")
those are not negative sides when compared to America

>can't just get kicked out of your job
Nowadays you can very easily.
Schröder did this already over a decade ago.

>you will never default on you or your relatives' healthcare bills.

what did he mean by that?

Tomorrow you will wake up much earlier than usual

>wake up
>go to work
>work work work
>get out work go home
>your wife is fucking Jamal again
>masturbate in the bathroom to the sounds they make
>drink yourself to sleep
>rinse and repeat

lol I doubt it

fuckface

IDK, we're almost the same cunt except with the added advantage of no Mudslimes.

BTW who is this pussy faggot in the pic?

looks like he sucks a mean cock

>>work work work
you could not be more wrong.
We work very work very efficiently. Unlike Italians who do private shit at work and 10x coffee and smoking breaks

>We work very work very efficiently.

We work very efficiently.

What part of Germany are you interested in?

They dress like in the 90's.

Rhine-Ruhr Area.

always knew im german

disclaimer: im in fact german

We dress like in the 2090.
We are just too far forward.
Life here is fast.

>We dress like in the 2090.

he meant 1090

Actually he meant 1090.
We both know Americans aren't good with numbers.

We also have the best music
youtube.com/watch?v=jti4WCr_iso

germans are socially awkward as fuck, they often visibly struggle with understanding simple social cues.

the most autistic nation

t. visitor of dusseldorf

It's your own fault to visit our shittiest parts.

It rains alot and people live to work over here.
We love to work. Its our life.

i forgot to add that the awkwardness adds an unique cuteness to the german :)

what are you? a soldier or policeman?
I lost 800€ to taxation this month

>We love to work. Its our life.

>what are you?
Married

Single cucks will die.

Funfact:
In Germany you're considered lazy if you don't work besides your work.

>turks actually work
what??

Stop this meme please

still a taxation as low as yours isnt the norm nigga even when married

its not a meme nigger. I was unemployed for a while and work is the best thing to happen to me.
get money fuck bitches

You have a Steuerfreibetrag. Your income that goes over this is taxed.
Also Boni you recieve from work aren't taxed.

>Steuerfreibetrag
fuck my life. I would also learn those jew tricks

We just don't like smalltalks and especially(!) not with strangers.

I can also recomenend to invest 25€ per year into a programm that helps you to make your Steuererklärung. (That one from Wiso is good).

You can get easily on average 200-400€ taxes repayed every year.

Germany has shit wages though.

Also very low prices on everything but animal feed.

Was meant for.
Yeah, living standard doesn't seem that affected.

honestly most likely it's just everyone thinks the way you talk is funny.

Please visit out flatrate brothels (all you can fuck) in Berlin.
The Profits go to Ukraine.

BAVARIA BRINGING THE BANTS

well, we don't have to pay 60k€ if we break one toe