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GAS
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lads

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Australia isn't even a civilisation in real life

a good bon mot by ben

delete this mate

fuck off, alberta might as well be the 51st state

>got bummed by the lads in work after they found out i was a virgin

>I don't need hairwax

ah yes

ahh yes, that thing canada didn't do

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>seen my GF once this month
>not had sex in over a month
>over 1/5th of the relationship has been sexless
>in 5 months seen her in person maybe under 20 times
>don't even live far away, one bus ride for each of us
>usually have 2x1 hour phone calls a day
>she just cancelled one of the two times a day I can speak to her to hang out with a mate from college
>always complains about how she doesn't have times to come see me or for me to come see her
>put on a stone whilst I've been working out daily all this year because she said I'd look better if I worked out a bit
>meanwhile shes complaining about gaining a stone and she's tried literally nothing substantial to lose weight
>pretty sure she's just with me so she's not alone
anyway do I have reason to be pissed off? what should I do lads?

>look up official rape and sex offences in Sweden from 2015
>these statistics cover several variables including:
Gender and age
Victimisation of different groups in respect of sex offences
Crime scene
Circumstances surrounding sex offences
Relationship to the perpetrator ( In 69 per cent of the cases, the perpetrator was completely unknown to the victim)
Reported sex offences

>ctrl f "race" and "ethnicity"
>0 results

I really dun thunk

Ben 'label everything ' Garrison

two posts I didnt read

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>entire economy is based on resource extraction
>everyone drives trucks
>cowboy hat on your biggest city's flag

the prairies were a mistake

bf just sent me this

me on the right, (you) on the left

wow when are you lads getting colour television

I've got a younger brother and I get jealous watching how his energy is limitless and how he is so care free and light as a feather.

not a single word from either

actually a decent pun desu

glade he labelled the muslim as "islam" because without that i wouldnt know what it was supposed to represent

wasn't Austria just like Prussia and Bavaria and shit until the rest joined without them

ok yes but did i ask

this is /brit/ not a thread for you to start shitflinging contests over canadian regions

nonce

what a pathetic relationship

why dont you just become friends with benefits? this doesnt even sound like a romantic relationship

you sound like you're on about your grandson fuck off

>dying from being too tall

leafiest thing ever

a prairiefag pretending he isn't a yank is funny

invest in kazakhstan

Lads left work early to attend some seminar but feel a bit iffy

>Attend seminar and make notes, neck some wine and canapes and avoid all 'networking'
>Make notes from online paper released prior to seminar and claim I went
>Make notes from online paper and say I felt a bit ill so didn't attend

What do?

SCREAMING

>why dont you just become friends with benefits?
I want a functioning relationship

eat pussy not animals

Aya is qt

This cartoon would be improved hugely if you removed the speech bubble and removed the Islam label, still makes perfect sense without

There was a yank woman in my work today but she was exceedingly quiet and VERY cute. Didn't expect that of a yank.

Bisexuals are some of the fakest and selfish human beings.

Bloody cismen always got to have a dick in charge

how long have you been dating? your """"""relationship""""""" is a joke you sound about 16. why dont you sit her down and fucking talk to her christ

use your indoor voice

scared to admit they're a bender maybe but why selfish

Surely the caption should be "le pen is mighter than le sword"?

Fuk off

>literally every woman is bisexual
Doing a big thing over this

>stinky rocket fuel
crease

I'm a bisexual 2bh
It's the /radicalcentrist/ of sexual orientations

le no

>fake
>selfish

what?
penis goes in holes???

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>"Why yes, I do use the regional flag extension for Sup Forums, why do you ask?"

5'11 5'10 6'1

*pushes you over*

is Civ or Age of Empires better

But radical centrism is stupid being bi isn't

sadiq is actually 5'6"

>tfw to smart to have any convictions

majority of women are objectively attractive

whereas you actually have to be handsome as a bloke

Hehe, t b h, think im salty that one bisexual lad didn't like me once. Three years of trying haha.

reminder that the UAE has thrown open it's doors to all 7.5 BILLION inhabitants of earth (and several rare wild animals) and Europe has accepted NO ONE

>how long have you been dating?
5 months
>you sound about 16
close, 20
>why dont you sit her down and fucking talk to her
she refuses to talk about shit like this in person, if I try she'll just leave and go home and over the phone she just goes quiet so it's like talking to a brick wall, oh also just to add to my earlier points the mate she's hanging out with she's snogged infront of me when we was in a relationship but it's ok because
a) she was drunk
b) she's not bi anymore so it was just a joke
honestly the more I talk about my relationship the more pissed off I get

>biphobia
Ummm it's 2017 guys???

>But radical centrism is stupid being bi isn't

Wrong on the first count but I'll give you credit for the second

sharts poooooo

The BBC is more biased than Sup Forums

Copped

Poosident of the Poonited Sharts, Toilet Bog Fart, and his Toiletice Poosident, My Dick Poops.

>having no opinions is rational
Ah yes.

>majority of women are objectively attractive
Ah yes, forgot what 10 layers of makeup, waxing eyebrows, armpits, legs, sometimes breasts, buttholes, tans, creams, and who knows what else and angles can do.

it actually is to be fair
Sup Forums is quite open to other opinions

>tfw bi mate tried to get me to tag team his gf with him

she was hot, but a slut. dont regret passing on the opportunity. did cop a feel though

>people think being in the centre of the political compass is having no opinions
not sure how you came to this conclusion

>lift weights
>Reduce body fat % to the point where you have no gut and are vascular
>Get a decent haircut
>Fix posture
>Invest in a quality fitting and vaguely fashionable wardrobe
>Actively try to engage with women romantically

If you haven't done all of the above, do NOT complain about no gf.

>tfw agnostic, bisexual, and a radical centrist

Think the oneovirus may have blocked me on WhatsApp

>close, 20
Mate 20 is a world away from 16

Can tell you from experience just mentioning you're bi to most women you might as well say "I enjoy shoving cocks up my arse 24/7 and women repulse me"
bloke was lucky

t.centrist """""""rational"""""""

the closer to the centre of the political spectrum you are, the more bluepilled you are

if you are in the centre, it literally means, i think our leaders are doing a terrific job and not much should change. and if you think that then you're a cuck

civ probably

have never shagged a shaved pussy

i identify as a libertarian social democratic radical centrist

still makes them attractive

not like men don't shave and style their hair either. hell of a lot more desperate single blokes than women

is that hillary clinton

im short tho :

>women are secretly more homophobic than men
It's almost like they're vapid whores.

>lift weights
Doing that
>Reduce body fat %
Never had any to begin with
>Decent haircut
too pathetically self-conscious to ask for anything but my usual, which is SHITE
>fix posture
Already done that
>Fashion
I'm not a bender.
>Actively trying to engage with women romantically
I REFUSE.

What? My friend doesn't look like turtlemong, he's quite manly, and he's not a bottom either. This girl's a nympho, she doesnt care that he's bi. In fact he told her that he's gay for me, which she relayed to me.

lads what temperature do you use to reheat stuff in the oven?

stupid flat doesn't have a microwave

>if you are in the centre, it literally means, i think our leaders are doing a terrific job and not much should change
that's not what being in the centre means
you fucking imbecile leaf
kill yourself

good lad, no one likes a nonce

whatever temperature you want it to be

Problem?

150-180 would be good.

t. everyone

MPs get grilled hard all the same on daily politics