Today is Blini holiday in Russia - Maslenitsa

Today is Blini holiday in Russia - Maslenitsa

PRAISE BLINI

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Thank Kek for pankek

>russians eat cats
Fucking savages.

It's tasty
reminds me of pigeon

1 blin from showel deposited on your account

bravo russia!

I'm eating pancakes with strawberry jam right now.

what's that? something like this perhaps?


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>blin, ham, cheese, and mayonez

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good

>Albania
yea it's something like this
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fat fuck

Expand your horizons and stop eating like a backwater debil that fights over food with starving cats.

I much prefer expanding the limits of my groin area.

Cyкa Блин!

Чё тaкoe?

I eat blini with caviar you can't even dreaming about it fatty

Бeлкoвaя нeбocь из вoдopocлeй.

"имитиpoвaннaя"

бля мнe eё c ceвepa пpивeзли кaкaя имитиpoвaннaя 100 natural

>нe зaвopaчивaть икpy в блин

>those orange fish eggs .
When i bought them the first time i expected them to be sweet and nice but they taste like greasy, salty little balls of pigshit

WTF are you foreigner why you don't know how is caviar taste

i never ate caviar before coming to Russia so when i saw bootleg caviar for 200 rubles in the supermarket i bought it to see how it was to eat like a high class gentleman.
Had to throw it to the garbage after the first bite.

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So where are you from you don't eat caviar
Where are you from?

the mystery we will never know

>Blini holiday in Russia - Maslenitsa
Pff.....a pancake holiday... you don't know our culture enough. The Spring festival Maslenitca coming.

Isn't it defender of the fatherland holidays?

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what are you talking about

wtf this is truly autism
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Дeнь зaщитникa oтeчecтвa.

Don't ask me.
I wrote about it with a Russian girl. But she got upset for some reason.

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she is just stupid bitch)))))


a бля дa

ah yes it is

Oh boy, she's restarted. 23 of February is the day of all the defenders, soldiers, policemen. Not only boys, but girls too.

In all of Russia?

but girls only if they served in the army or police.

no only in Siberian Federal District

happy blini holiday

Aha. It's a federal holiday, everybody gets a day off. Also, since it's thursday the holiday is prolonged from Thursday to friday so it makes up 4 days of no work in total. (2 days of holidays + Saturday and Sunday)

>tfw no мopecкoй бoгaтыpь блини from teremok

>this day we congratulate all boys
>all

>мopecкoй бoгaтыpь
aхaхa

нo выглядит oфигeннo

>mayonnaise with fish
>mayonnaise with pancakes
>mayonnaise with cheese
>mayonnaise with dicks
>mayonnaise with Allah the Almighty
>mayonnaise with mayonnaise

What's so funny? It's pretty tasty for fast food, not as good as homemade of course but still I would kill to have that restaurant here

This guy understands

It's not mayonnaise you dingus it's cream cheese, nordicks eat something like this too

I am a Nordic by the way

Well it's not very a russian dish then, is it? Cream cheese is not among the traditional russian cuisine ingredients.

Who said it's strictly russian? I just said it's tasty, I know cream cheese isn't a thing there.

how do you know? Amerikansky spy?

thanks)

I was in moscow last month

>no shovel pancakes.

what did you do there? What are purposes of your visit?

YOU DONE FUCKED UP BOY
THE "ORGANS" ARE ON THE TRAIL

Well I always liked Russia and the Russian language since I was a kid, so it was kind of a dream of mine. Also wanted to meet my qt gf.

I really loved it honestly, I live in a really sunny and warm place devoid of culture and history so it was not perfect for me.

It was perfect for me* stupid phone

why you didn't post under russian flag?

Is that like our pancake day?

it's when we burn Maslenitsa

We have great blini story.

>man comes home from synagogue
>sees rich goys eating blinis out at a restaurant
>tells wife to make him blini
>"We do not have any jam honey."
>"Ah who cares, just forget the jam? Make me a blini."
>"But we have no butter or other garnish?"
>"Bitch don't care, make me blini."
>"But honey, we have no good flour, just buck wheat."
>"Bitch make me a blini now."
>she makes plain blini out of buckwheat with no toppings
>man eats it
>"I don't know why people enjoy these blinis so much. They suck."

That is a horrible story, user.

What the fuck is that? Some pagan leftover?

It's not supposed to be very good, just like his blini. The point of the story is life is terrible and the Bolsheviks will rise. Cyka blyat kill the royal family.

Is this some aspect of the mysterious slav soul because I have no idea what you're saying man.

I've heard some Kuban Greeks celebrate it for three weeks Instead of just one because they need to visit all their relatives. And they eat lots of meat before fasting.

It's like Latvia and potato jokes:

>Two Latvian look at clouds.
>One see potato. Other see impossible dream.
>Is same cloud.

>What Potato say to other potato?
>Joke silly, nobody have 2 potato.

>Boy: But mother, I no are like grandma.
>Mother: Eat anyway. Is no potato.

Yes. It's farewwell to winter. A week of fun + pancakes. Then we burn the winter and dance.

that's some old shit

Buckwheat blini are said to be the ancient Maslenitsa dish. Because they're "red" and look like Sun.

They also taste like dirt.

>That is a horrible story, user
this is like life in Russia kek

Exactly, leaf man does not understand.

Yeah, tell me again how things are in Inglewood.

so what do pancakes and the coming of spring have to do with maslo (butter)?

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Never tried them but I'm looking forward to it. heard that buckwheat tastes like gasoline if you don't eat it since your childhood.

In America, leftovers are a thing. I basically conclude that this is fucking magic.

blin it's like sun
butter... blini just more tasty with it))))))

They symbolize Sun. Butter goes well with them.

r8 Slovenian and Croatian blini...the Russians distorted the name (it's supposed to be mlin - water wheel, not blin, which means nafink) and we distorted the shape (the name is an analogy for the round shape of both the pancake and the water wheel).

Such is life in the wasteland.

>go to russia
>no potato
>die

traditionally prepared in late autumn for wine harvest

They all look like "the first blin". They're not sweet, right?

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