Look out window

>Look out window
>see this

what do?

Thank santa for my present

>better stay indoors
>looks like it's heiling

Hey look, Ricky Gervais!

Its a christmas miracle

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look! it's santa dolph!

Tell him to put some goddamn gloves on winter here aint playing

>knock on glass
>"Santa Adolf!"
>he can't hear
>mesmerized by a toy train and the fireplace

Burn all my Leonard Cohen CDs in the fireplace

>He knows when you are sleeping
>He knows when you're awake
>He knows if you have jews upstairs
>Admit it or you'll be on the train
>So you better not stash
>You better not hide
>You better give them up
>I'm telling you why
>Adolph Claus is coming to town
>Adolph Claus is coming to town
>Adolph Claus is coming to town

Fuck you, made me giggle.

checked

Heil Santa

Pinch myself cause its too good to be true

>Take out gun

>that grin
You just know there's coal in your stocking again

Let him in its cold outside

>Rejoice
>God-Emperor Trump and Hitler in the same year
>maybe now humanity can get back on track
>time to purge the pestilence and malignance of liberal marxism

kill it with fire

wish him a happy hanukkah

>this

Let him in. It's cold outside!

Thank God it's going to be a white Christmas after all

Bring out my Jews, of course.

>Santa Claus isn't real
>Hitler isn't real
>the Holocaust didn't happen

Invite him in for eggnog and make chimney jokes all night.