>Look out window
>see this
what do?
>Look out window
>see this
what do?
Thank santa for my present
>better stay indoors
>looks like it's heiling
Hey look, Ricky Gervais!
Its a christmas miracle
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look! it's santa dolph!
Tell him to put some goddamn gloves on winter here aint playing
>knock on glass
>"Santa Adolf!"
>he can't hear
>mesmerized by a toy train and the fireplace
Burn all my Leonard Cohen CDs in the fireplace
>He knows when you are sleeping
>He knows when you're awake
>He knows if you have jews upstairs
>Admit it or you'll be on the train
>So you better not stash
>You better not hide
>You better give them up
>I'm telling you why
>Adolph Claus is coming to town
>Adolph Claus is coming to town
>Adolph Claus is coming to town
Fuck you, made me giggle.
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Heil Santa
Pinch myself cause its too good to be true
>Take out gun
>that grin
You just know there's coal in your stocking again
Let him in its cold outside
>Rejoice
>God-Emperor Trump and Hitler in the same year
>maybe now humanity can get back on track
>time to purge the pestilence and malignance of liberal marxism
kill it with fire
wish him a happy hanukkah
>this
Let him in. It's cold outside!
Thank God it's going to be a white Christmas after all
Bring out my Jews, of course.
>Santa Claus isn't real
>Hitler isn't real
>the Holocaust didn't happen
Invite him in for eggnog and make chimney jokes all night.