Useless superpower thread, go!

Useless superpower thread, go!

I'll start: the ability to turn invisible if you've been turned invisible.

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No no no, thats not how it works!
This is how: the ability to have any size dick when nobody is around.

How about surviving every 3rd bullet

The ability to make a drop of water in a random spot in the universe

Bumping for potential

any adhesive tape you touch instantly becomes non-adhesive.

>useless
>not using your dick to turn a switch on if you cant be bothered getting out of bed
>also suck own dick

everyone in this thread now has every power mentioned

>check em

trips confirm

dub trips comfirm confirmation

Bump

Being able to jump 10 feet but every time you do, all the bones in your legs shatter

quads confirm confirmation confirmation

>trips
Oh, you haven't been here long, have you?

The ability to bump threads without having to reply
The ability to reply without fucking captcha

Every time you blink your eyes open

>jump off empire state building
>10 foot jump just before land
>leg bones shatter
>survive
>useless

The ability to walk at your ordinary place on even ground.

>Careful not to fall for it

Your new arent you?
>or am i replying to some advanced autistic bait

>jump off empire state building
>10 foot jump just before land
>leg bones shatter
>survive
>useless

fixd

>take picture of dick when 8 ft long
>record video
>sell video
>profit

The ability to summon a genie that is only visible to you and cannot interact with anything.

>implying falling equals jumping

the ability to drink water through your asshole

The ability to remember train schedules while using the website timetable of the railroad company.

the ability to speak to animals but in a language you can't comprehend

The ability to drown when in a suitable mass of water.

The ability to fall upwards. This power cannot be toggled off.

ability to stop time for one second every ten years