ICY SYNTHS

>ICY SYNTHS

RATTLING HI-HATS

FULL OF CYBERPUNK BANGERS READY TO TURN THE DANCEFLOOR INTO A WARZONE
(best shit he ever said)

I like that line tho, I don't see anything wrong with it. I miss the time critics said some shit like that about albums instead of being a bunch of pseudo-passive-aggressive little bitches giving back-handed compliments.

It's cliched and immediately dates the music AND the reviewer. Also I get the heebie jeebies from someone saying what amounts to "when I hear this song, I imagine a cyberpunk mosh pit"

>immediately dates the music AND the reviewer
for you relentless memers maybe

Not really. You wouldn't take it seriously if a reviewer said

>this release is full of groovy get-downs ready to gas the dancefloor into a love in!

>chocolatey bass

Language dates! Who knew?!

stopped respecting this fag after I saw him on a Youtube livestream on politics