ICY SYNTHS

>ICY SYNTHS

RATTLING HI-HATS

FULL OF CYBERPUNK BANGERS READY TO TURN THE DANCEFLOOR INTO A WARZONE
(best shit he ever said)

I like that line tho, I don't see anything wrong with it. I miss the time critics said some shit like that about albums instead of being a bunch of pseudo-passive-aggressive little bitches giving back-handed compliments.

It's cliched and immediately dates the music AND the reviewer. Also I get the heebie jeebies from someone saying what amounts to "when I hear this song, I imagine a cyberpunk mosh pit"

>immediately dates the music AND the reviewer
for you relentless memers maybe

Not really. You wouldn't take it seriously if a reviewer said

>this release is full of groovy get-downs ready to gas the dancefloor into a love in!

>chocolatey bass

Language dates! Who knew?!

stopped respecting this fag after I saw him on a Youtube livestream on politics

I would, i'd love if they said that now. I'd be down for a swingin' time. :^)

to avoid these problems we should eliminate slang and all adjectives, only communicating using subjects, verbs, and the occasional judiciously used conjunction

Agreed. Then critics can avoid giving the heebie jeebies.

yeah idk about you guys but i, much like this guy, immediately turn off any movie that uses slang more than ten years old. I never listen to nineties hip-hop as mere phrases such as "livin' large" cause my heart to palpitate dangerously.

I once attempted to watch "The Breakfast Club", but dated songs by bands like "Simple Minds" sent me scrambling desperately for the remote. Imagine my horror when I realize the remote itself is now going on eight years old, and much more recent technology for distant TV operation exists. Instead, I had to crawl towards the TV, drenched in sweat and submerged in the passe sounds of 80's new wave.

Dated media kills. Say no. Save lives.

lol

>I can't respect someone who has political views

How dare him??

my side s

>drenched in sweat and submerged in the passe sounds of 80's new wave.

Fucking kek

tbf his political views are pretty shallow and ill-informed.

But he said he liked the line.

What makes a bass chocolatey?

TAXING RIFTS

REVERB-SOAKED BASS

What video was this?

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>t. "redpilled" retard

im liberal af he just isn't that well educated politically

>tfw you started drinking less soda and more water because of Edmonthony Ankylotano
Thank you Melon Man.

"""Liberal"""