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kitty you fittie
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I shoplifted a peperami today
Manchester is by far the best city in the UK
need a thicc bf
BIT SUS
EDGE HILL MENTIONED
>Im back and theres nothing you ovendodging kikes can do about it
What did he mean by this?
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bit dodge that, will be letting the authorities know
'nce
Cute
What a nice lad
>great grandad fucked an abo, use it to cash in on scholarships and abo-exclusive jobs as companies rush to be more tolerant
>look whiter than the queen
life on easy mode
B6 aston on the map
Hello Brits
How accurate is this movie?
>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos, 95% white in the centre
Stick down your trousers and pretend it was your cock method?
talk about a red flag
basically a documentary
gf is a miserable twat most of the time but she has a very nice bum
my road and it's 100% white
eh? you takin me for a blinkin spannah you sponge?
>>look whiter than the queen
Southern fairies movie
I know, right?
good banter this
no, slid it up the sleeve of my coat
/brit/? More like /streamofconsciousness/.
im so sorry user
if you've over 20 and can't drive you've failed at being a man
if you're over 18 and still a virgin you should be put on a watch list
THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE
>london.jpg
Croydon is part of London
the goal
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I don't give a fuck how 'integrated' Hindus or Sikhs are. I don't care if they can barely speak English or if they marry their cousins. The fact is, they don't blow up buses or trains. They don't go abroad to fight for terrorist groups. They don't insist I change my way of life to accommodate them. They don't insist that all the produce in my local supermarket accommodates their religious preferences. They don't behead people. They don't clog up tv airtime with constant pandering documentaries. Why is it only Muslims who insist on preferential treatment? I fucking hate them so fucking much.
lost my virginity literally two days before hitting 19
i'm 19 and I might lose my licence because I got caught exceeding the speed limit by quite a bit
Reminder that Londoners consider themselves lucky if they are mugged only once
>spends ~£3000 on the holiday of a lifetime in Japan
>has so far:
>gone to a Jpop idol ride in Universal Studios
>Stood outside the Hard Rock Cafe
>Bought some authentic japanese sushi (from the cornershop) and eaten it alone in his hotel room
>Gone on a date with a """"""qt"""""" jap girl and got a reluctant hug at the station
>Got pissed alone in his hotel room
couldn't write it
sick of it all t.bh
think im going to buy some cheap land in france and live in a car like varg says to
if you're from fleetwood or preston go suck your mum
dun know dem man can't come around me
it's a blackpool ting everytime i go in
blackpool ting everytime i speak
Theresa May is a fine leader. She'll steer us through.
its inaccurate for the sole fact that the pikeys scam everyone in the end
pikeys aren't smart enough to pull that off
also while a good attempt, brad pitt doesn't really sound like a traveller
bad goal
Found a pic of London lads
> Why is it only Muslims who insist on preferential treatment?
they don't
give me one (1) example of when this has happened
'sheed
lost my virginity at 14 and passed my driving test at 18
What about if I come from Lytham or Kirkham
"You see what I mean now, girls? Ten minutes ago you were telling me how you wanted a nice guy who would treat you like a princess, yet here you are getting all turned on by me even though I was a complete fucking douchebag. How can you explain that?” I remarked.
The first girl said “I don’t know. I hate you, but I like you at the same time. It’s weird.”
The second girl said “There’s just something intriguing about you. I can’t put it in words.”
"I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.
After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.
“What did you just say???” they barked.
“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.
They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”
Just as expected, they were coming on to me.
As they got closer to me, I put my hands up, gesturing to stop."
"So when I’m walking down the street, you best believe that I am the center of attention."
"Girls are staring at me left and right. They come talk to me. They giggle when they see me. They get turned on when I approach them."
hindus and sikhs are based.
especially sihks, they are bro tier
> gf always explains her shitty dreams in great detail, taking 20 minutes to explain a blurred mess
omdaayyss shut uupp
now he's in Vietnam doing the exact same
THE OLD FAMILIAR STING
FUCK HER. STUPID SMELLY BINT
right, in you go mate
posh battyhole
Thought mongs like this would only bench, never heard of someone just using lat pulldown
>hindus and sikhs are based.
>especially sihks, they are bro tier
Better than what i'd do, id just go over there and sit in the arcades for a week.
FUCKING hell. There is nothing worse than sitting through a person tell you about their dream
>listen to what i imagined
shan't
I don't even feel comfortable talking to people from Blackpool or Preston
screaming
This is how I feel about the Jews
Let em get on with it
tragic circumstances
feel somewhat bad for the lad, you can tell he comes from an utter runt family considering they collect Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts
YEAH YEAH WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE WHATUP!
where are the Hebrides ?
how do so many poor afford to live in london
just found out my wife of 12 years was a catfish all along
can't believe I never suspected all this time, it makes so much sense now
Had a dream last night where yanks and leafs had been nuked by the Soviet Union in the '60s while the rest of the world went on as normal
Must say it was very pleasant
>the roughest place in Northern Ireland isn't as rough as the average london borough
fucking hell
I've acquired a kind of sadness
>I can't afford to live in a nice upper-middle class mansion in a nice leafy area of the capital so I will post from my folder of pictures of tiny flats and call everyone a paki
t. Dean 'Deano' Deanoson, Little Wanksborough, Pooford-upon-Hull
>tfw Toronto is full of wogs
>still whiter than any US city or London
>very low crime rate, one of the lowest in NA.
Coleslaw.
What's the point?
don't reply to me ever again
conquering India was the best decision this country ever made desu
stopped going clubbing when I realised most people only cared about the seflies and air-brushed club photos
>walk home from the shop
>get mugged for your clothes by a black man
#JustLondonThings
I shan't be replying to you from now on
I WILL turn your jaw to sherbet if you say one bad thing about coleslaw
>whiter than any US city
you actually believe this
name one thing bad about hindus or sikhs
i said EVER AGAIN
shocking innit mate, tragic life these northerners live
they literally cannot comprehend living somewhere that isn't a terraced rabbit hutch
I want to fuck this slag
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The difference between a left wing country and right wing ones
i am artistic
because they're chinks
their stench
what is it about black and muslim women walking around town all day with their babies in a pram walking really slow, same with their men they just walk around in roaming packs
>poorthern softies getting mugged by level 1 roadmen
loooooool cuz
want to bottle her farts and suffocate myself with them.
and I'm just letting you know that I won't be replying to you
She has bad posture
>can only afford to live in a shithole flat
>have a Mercedes A class
Ah yes, British housing costs