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selamat pagi edition

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First for qt Kitty Duterte

Selamat pagi my ass bich

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butthurt?

awoo

Selamat pagi lads

Where's my daily dose of Brunei riddle?

From your cock in me :3

omg I couldn't BEAR that pic, it's gruesome

but I have no cock??

Good. Very good

JUST

I'm gonna fuck you over
In the backseat of my rover
Cum all over on the cover
On that mstress you stole from brover

being edgy because someone posted a picture of a cow being ripped by a polar bear

Flipbong pls. That cow had more dignity than you

Mooo

moo

Silly boys

>surabayan shitter

town near Sakurahime's university

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckfield

Your retirement home, Flipbongo

Still have 2 weeks to go back to jekardah lad.

Reminder flat girl best girl.

holy shieeeet guise

gov block this megalithic caves painting board again :)

OHOHOHO

INDON GOV PLEASES OLD ARABMAN FOR SUM MONEY

more like sillypenis mirite

>less indon come here
Good

>r/indon can't take the banter in this fuckin board so they ask gov to save their feeling

Burnt rices
Waverunners
Oppresive Papuans genociders

fucking americanised asian latinos I hate you all

>americanised asian latinos
Coconuts*

>chindonesia
>chinippines
>chietnam
>bruechi
>chinbodia
>chyanmar
>chalaysia

?

>americo
>amerindia
>philimerica

>this is our today magical item

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>philmerica
you mean, California?

runts

Is Duterte popular? Is him being a crazy authoritarian just a meme?

bakit ang lahing pilipino mahilig chumupa ng puting burat?

think of him as Hitler and the drug dealer as Jew.
he's the Savior that the flip needs but not the flip wants

A meme
Its just a small brainwashed noisy minorty supported by soros. Aka. Liberal cucks
Duterte already named soros is behind this destabilization plans. I wonder why local news is hiding it.

>He's the savior that the flip needs but not the LP,Catholic church and Human rights groups wants.
ftfy

top kek

here they come

I nak nyet nyet puki flip-chan

we dont know that yet

Full affidavit is here: scribd.com/document/340377153/Arturo-Lascanas-Affidavit

>On the DDS
Retired officer of the PNP in Davao, retiring in Dec. 2016, SPO3
Forced to deny Matobato's earlier claims: afraid for safety of loved ones.
Matobato is only a foot soldier with limited knowledge of compartmentalized DDS operations.
Lascanas was a major player, first hand experience of Duterte ordering "killing of numerous men and women" and was given reward money for killing.
Personally responsible for killing "at least one child" on instructions of Duterte.
Duterte ordered the killing of political and personal enemies, "innocent people". Some executions were carried out on "personal instruction" from Duterte.
Worked with rebel returnees in some cases.
The name DAVAO DEATH SQUAD was created by Major Asentista.
Once abducted an entire family including a five year old child, all of them subsequently killed upon orders of Macasaet and Duterte. He, along with SPO3 Baguin protested to killing the 7-month pregnant wife and the five year old son.
He was given a P200,000 reward for this particular killing
The DDS would bring captured persons to Duterte before killing them.
Duterte assured the DDS members, "Don't worry, if anything happens, I'll take care of you.
>On bombing of mosques
Duterte is referred to as "Superman"
Duterte ordered the bombing of several mosques. Lascanas was personally ordered to bomb the Kama Mara mosque. Matobato was involved in the bombing of another mosque under the supervision of SPO4 Paguidopon.
>On killing Jun Bersabal
Upon seeing Bersabal, Duterte said "Lubaa na ninyo" (You kill them). More apt translation, "Butcher him"
Death was covered up, making it appear that Bersabal escaped.

that leaves the commies/ NPA/ seperatist who support him them

t.Delle Alli

t.Muhammad Ali Jinnah Smith

t.Teutonic Knight

t.Maria De Guzman

t.Paolo Salamanca

t.Putri Lesmana

we wuz the prophet(saw) and sheit

t.Carlos Tevez

t.Lee LanXiao

t.Billy Jamal Gonzales

t.Ramdenong Por Pramuk

t.Siti Syafiqah

>On killing Jun Pala
Duterte asked SPO4 Buenaventura to look for a hitman for Jun Pala, offering a P3 million reward.
Duterte followed up with Lascanas himself when two ambush attempts on Pala failed.
Pala was killed by hitmen contracted by SPO1 Jim Tan
Lascanas, at one point, got P1 million from Duterte personally at the mayor's girlfriend's house.
>Other policemen with ties to the DDS mentioned in the affidavit:
Major Ernesto Macasaet
Major Ildefonso Asentista
SPO4 Desiderio Cloribel
SPO4 Fulgencio Pavo
SPO3 Gerry Baguhin
SPO3 Teodoro Paguidopon
SPO4 Ben Laud
SPO2 Jun Naresma
SPO4 Sanson Buenaventura
SPO1 Jim Tan

Is memenose still passé?

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>tfw takde gf melayu

WTF is happening?
Almost all media outlets are disrespecting Duterte calling him Mr. Duterte instead of President Duterte

I wish we had a transport system like singapore desu,also whats with bisayans?

So, yes?
Still gonna post her anyway.

>not god emperor
still disrespectful

:3

Gloria was just called madam or mam for the most part
And Aquino was just called Pnoy

Its the down to earth tactics

dutdut doesn't even call it malacanag because to him its imperialism

Reminder that Filipinas es latino

el peruANO AAJAKAJAJAKAJAKAAJKAJAJAAJ

Spratley ja Brunei!

Are you the flip who lived in Singapore?

youtube.com/watch?v=RNstYD_Ctx0

yup,i kinda miss sg but i'll be back during semester break hopefully, also post more minahs

RIP Phelim Kine....social media accounts

Death by Peenoise Pride and Paid shills

KITA RAJA DAN TAIQQQQ

Chinese genocide by breeding with the qts when?

Great khutbah today, Roobles BTFO

Singapore?

Laos?

indeed

>finextra.com/pressarticle/68276/azimo-overhauls-philippines-remittance-route
>the country's population is in steady decline
Good or bad?

less people = less drivers = less traffic

good

>one tenth of the nation's GDP is remittances
Sad! Many such cases!

we stopped relying on that 7 years ago
despite dollar rate increase our economy has not affected by it

It said that fact right in the article bud...

Philippines Yes

We need better data than this it looks like they are implying population of able bodied workers or educated workers are in decline because they are moving away

>population in decline
What sort of idiotic journalist makes these assumptions without comparing emigration rates to fertility + mortality rates
I could believe if it if they'd said that the "educated population" is in decline, but even then they gotta put up real numbers on educational attainment in comparison to the emigration rate.

Likewise,I know a couple of people of Indon or Malay origin either living in Manila or Magindanao,they speak Filipino fluently too,I hope Flips in Indon integrate just as well

Is it true that doggy blowjobs are legal in Canada?

>I could believe if it if they'd said that the "educated population" is in decline
This leaf is more educated than most of us.

Yeah, but the dog has to blow YOU.

Dollar increasing over peso will only affect our Imports negatively which means a lot things here are going to be more expensive
Except bananas probably but we can't live only out of that

So while its good news on ofws since their money will appear to have more value
Price +tax increase will break it even once they send them back here

I'm sorry, I meant nothing offensive or anything, just that emigration tends to favour those with at least a college-level of educational attainment, if not university level, even if those credentials end up moot anyways at point of origin.

Is the flip a Muslim?

Is it required to convert to Islam to became an indon?

I don't mind moving to Bali myself if given a chance

Some idiot told me the control of dollar increasing was to invite more OFWs to go to the US.

>Dollar increasing over peso will only affect our Imports negatively which means a lot things here are going to be more expensive
Why was Duterte inviting more companies to build factories here. You got the answer.

There a fuckton of Christians in Indon silly besides Islam isnt that bad anyway,there are many practices you can ignore if you were to marry a qt indon muslimah and you become her husband

>Islam isnt that bad anyway

No alcohol tho
The greatest value of the philippines is that the majority ended up following christians dietary habits, as opposed to islamic or confucian. No stigma for eating lots of meat and drink lots of beer, what's not to like?

Its the basic goods like construction materials, milk and sugar, wealth etc and the all powerful oil that will increase

Even if we are full of international factories as we already are even before him
They will still be reliant on those things since its in everything

True true,but having grown up with Malays,drinking is much more acceptable than you think,I think it would be likewise for Indonesians

Wheat*

Even our locally made sardines are going to increase their prices now

Since thier boats need oil to fish tons of sardines and keep up with the market

You're brown and Asian

The big problem is price. When I'm visiting family in the philippines I look forward to stopping at a bar or restaurant, even a nice one, and paying less than $1.50 for a beer. We branch out and hit somewhere else every year as well, and in both Singapore and Malaysia I stayed bone dry. Alcohol there is more expensive than here in Canada, a place where euro's and americans come to complain about alcohol prices.

Do you know who you are insulting?

>Its the basic goods like construction materials, milk and sugar, wealth etc and the all powerful oil that will increase
Since when did we not have those?

Zelamat bagi

>another Canadian in here

Hey man, good to see you too.