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Buds NOT lads edition

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first for the most powerful race in the world, the québécois

Boys not buds to be honestly

me
r8

the gf

>mom and stepdad are having yet another big fight about their awful marriage with threats of lawyering up and ending the marriage again
here's hoping they actually go through with it this time and preferably stay apart

Good
Better
best

Dumb animeposter

>gaming laptop

Manifesto:
>Electoral Reform (literally anything but FPTP)
>Liquor Reform (Beer and wine sale allowed in non-liquor stores, beer and wine consumption legal in public)
>Legalization of marijuana, investigation into decriminalizing and regulating other drugs
>Volunteering for a special military/public service term confers preferred entry into post-secondary institutions, prioritized medical treatment, expedited access to gun license
>Program to encourage every child to engage in a sporting activity, funding easily available to select programs to achieve this (eg., subsidized hockey equipment)
>Uniform, mandatory sexual education in elementary school; religion not grounds for opting out
>Nutrition and health taught through school, emphasizing the importance of calories and macronutrients and a 40/40/20 split of protein/fats/carbs; abandonment of the food pyramid
>Economic and life-planning courses mandatory through secondary school, taught as a regular course alongside sciences and English etc.
>Mandatory second language education until secondary graduation (does not need to be French, but primary must be English)
>1.5% military budget, commit to defending NATO countries while withdrawing from interventionism in the Middle East and North Africa
>2% GDP towards development/expansion of Canadian space exploration program
>Capital punishment for treason, terrorism, war crimes.
>Increased availability of gun ownership, requiring a proficiency test.
>Shift focus as much as possible into renewable energy.
>As well, anyone who exits Canada to join a foreign military organization, unless approved by the Canadian government, will be arrested upon return.
>Shift focus as much as possible into renewable energy.

just googled a random combination of numbers and letters and this was the result

not sure how to feel 2bh buds

the gf

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VERY
E
R
Y

THICC
H
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C
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is there anything on /hr/ other than people jacking off to celebrities

need a good movie to watch
hmmmm....
maybe sniper(1993)

robocop

wheres the sport in that?

Just watched Imperium, was pretty good dessu

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but i've seen that already

haven't heard of it

I like the /cum/ version better

this isn't for sport. It's for getting these pests off your property [spoiler/] and for getting meat [/spoiler]

Your dad exudes a raw masculinity (which you can never hope to emulate) which is both repellent but utterly compelling to a woman. She'll shout and shout at him without realising that all she is doing is building a sexual tension to an unbearable high which can only be resolved when he throws her down on the bed and takes her violently (and she'll love it).

ok then, kung fu hustle

Harry Potter is a FBI agent who goes undercover as a skinhead, quite good and does a good job humanizing the far right while still saying Neo Nazis are pretty fucked

>dad
stepdad
>She'll shout and shout at him
she doesn't even yell, it's literally him screaming the same things and insults over and over
>when he throws her down on the bed
they don't even want to be in the same room as each other
he's slept on the couch in the living room for over a week and part of the arguments have been over how he won't even say goodbye when he leaves anymore because they're so far apart now
dumb brit

alri lads

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no bullying non-cum flags

fuck off cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=zB6ZMx7IuNI

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this
please give us our rights

Die

Completely missed that it was stepdad somehow, but in my defence I have had a few ales. That's even worse desu, I'm sure he fucks her frequently and then chooses to sleep on the sofa because he prefers his own space, and she just can't handle that. Wouldn't even feel guilty about doing it in front of you as you aren't related to him.

/cum/ belongs to immigrants not americans

*fires high powered water jet from a fire hose in your direction*

they're relationship would be better if that was the case
I'd know because in the past when they were having spats like this they'd fuck and things would actually be peaceful for a bit
frankly if it gets them both to shut the fuck up I don't care what they do

Der

des

desu

>immigrants
>americans

Exactly the same thing you fucking spacker, there is no distinction. You lot are just the cowards who ran away from Europe desu, no better than the Syrians who are fleeing their homeland instead of making it great again.

mountain dew dubs

How mexicans be looking like the handsome indian actors, yet they both be ugly asf lmfaoo ded

the gf

>collectivism
i did not in fact flee from europe

oh damn the dew wasn't strong enough huh
maybe this time?

>kys
Literally a 14 year old insult

seriously stop it, it's fucking embarrassing

step aside cuck

thoughts on the danelaw and the great heathen army?

>>kys
>Literally a 14 year old insult
>seriously stop it, it's fucking embarrassing

the gf

saved

Mormons

would she look like a holocust victim with out all that clothing/stuffed bra cover it up?

she looks several anorexic

more

hhehehehehehe


LADS

I'm bald.

i'm greek

I'm gay.

ananı siktim aptal orospu çocuğğğü!!!!!!!!

I'm chicano

we know

*smokes in a no smoking area*

Heh...

more what

>tfw can't even get a boner to straight porn anymore
I might have a problem buds

This is the ideal female body.

subtlety is not my strong suit

Where is the penis?

Was going to get high and play Dark Souls and eat timbits tonight but I just remembered my parents are coming to visit

more like morons

hnnnnng

dangling under the skirt

>This is the ideal female body.

Ironically this.

Let's hope you lead us to victory in the election. Who's our major challenger? Is it /brit/?

yes

don't say that, i know a mormon and she is definitely NOT a moron

Don't you mean bf?

you can never really see her body in any of the pictures i assume because she's emaciated and fucked up looking

I want her to die from giving birth to my many children.

I'm afraid of the /ausnz/+/balt/ bloc's Banterkorps more than anyhting else

the gf

>he likes fat girls

borderline obese

>no bunny gf

the bebi

no i don't like fat girls but it appears to me that anzu probably has like 0.00001% fat and probably has an entirely flat chest

>taylor swift is the biggest thing ever
how?
>beyonce is supposedly even bigger or as big
How?
>the weeknd had not even 4 hit songs but he's still at least lady gaga tier
HOW

the gf

Guys stop posting that fucking Turkroach she's not attractive

pic-related is a bunny gf, you want a rat gf

all those charts are based on children for the most part

adults have more diverse interests so you don't see the yuge numbers stuff that caters to children does

that's why pewdiepie is the #1 youtube channel and why pop music is the way it is

go away bud

*tells canada to shut up*

Anzu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Taylor Swift

Turkroach should be execute. Make Istanbul Constantinople again.

awful post

how bout no

>2017
>not being a pantheist
plebs