SMACK SMACK

SMACK SMACK
SLUUUUURP
SMACK

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SMMMMMMMMMMMMACKKKKKK SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP

BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
t. 3rd girl

>Only one asian is not wearing glasses
What's going on?

*BA-BING!*
*WAHOO!*
*1-UP!*

ZHOU PASS DOG IN BOWR

SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP

t. Whiteboi

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

oohhh...ni how zhian la wing tang tong....aaahhhh....

*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

>dude 2 wooden sticks lmao

what the h*ck were they thinking?

TWO
FUCKING
STICKS

Chinese food is god-tier.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

Totally

t. Hu Wong

t. David Zhao

PING PONG CHING CHONG

oh shush up, you love us.

youtube.com/watch?v=_LNQoApQ4uo

>Chopsticks
why do they look so lame? Chinks cuture damn disgusting

I think they are most effective for asian food. Forks are still superior, though.

What seasonings?

>t. CHINK'D culture

Kek

t. Xiahou Dongzhou

It is disgusting to see them eat

It's like looking at a nice ass and hearing the BRAAAP

Plz resbond

>meat on a stick
>unique to china
do you seriously dont have this in the US, im pretty sure you have somethign similar

We have them and they are pretty popular when it comes to grilling.

Chicken and vegetables are my favorite type of kebab

>that burghul/couscous
ahahhahha nice moorish cuisine you got there

We have meat on a stick, but most Chink Americans live on the soulless west coast and are only exposed to the most superficial parts of American culture.

>go to shanghai
>Be at a huge airport thats basically empty and unused
>See some small place to eat
>Slurping his ass off while coughing and snorting his old snot in his throat.
>1 dude talking on his phone, pretty much screaming and you can hear him scream through the airport
>probably normal conversation
>Go into taxi, tell the adress in chinese "wang xi lu ding xi lu" something like that
>Dude is lost and still wants me to pay
>Police drags me to police station
>OWSHIT.jpg
>Western dude helps me and talks with the police
>Get out free
>didnt have to pay
Besides that, china is fun. All western people are hilarious there

its literally called Pincho Moruno for a reason (moorish stick)
you are clearly an intellectual miles above the mediocrity of those superficial west coast humans

>restaurant is full of whites
[mumbling..mumbling]
[whisper..whisper]

>restaurant is full of asian
HAHAH A HAHAhA![group laughing]
WO LING WO LING LIGHT? HAHAHA! [group laughing]
SSSSLLLUURRPPHH MMHHHHH.. WO CIHNG GHAU NAH! AHAhAHA

Say what you want about the South, but at least we have our own food culture.

Why "Smack Smack Smack"?
Why not "Tap Tap Tap"? At least that's the sound of the sticks when it hit against the bowls.

>chinese food
>implying it doesn't greatly vary between regions and vary slightly between each fucking city and village

no it's not

I believe it refers to "smacking lips" but tap can work in there too.

>SLUUUUURP
>SMACK
it should be allowed to kill those "people"

It's true they eat LOUD. No one sits by this Chinese girl at work because she does that.

I'm fucking crying

lel

it's literally impolite not to you dumb piggu

kek

Why did I laugh

What's the point with a bunch of chinks eating?

>People unironically have Asian fetishes

Hobgolins

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Lol look at all those Romanians and their eating utensils

t. Terry Zhou

fat fuck southerner detected

i love driving through the south and laughing at how fat you guys are.

REEEEEE EVERYDAY IN THE CAFETERIA

Australians love it

t. ayi lee mao

You don't even come to the south you LARPing trudeaushit voter.

And Canada has a very high obesity rate too. GTA is full of fat fucks.

t. Shang Tsung-wook

Can someone please explain the BRAAAAP meme to me I haven't been on Sup Forums in months

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

there's not much to explain you fucking redditor

>god-tier
*dog-tier

reading too much

Why is there Romanian flags in the background?

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>Chinese souvlaki

a lot of Cumin, and other things.

...

What the fuck?

Swiss farmers love to eat dogs and cats.

this
who would have thought, one day the germans would have better eating manners than the rest of the world
i am proud of you

Mexicans too?? The wall needs to built and the tunnels flooded.

I'm Mexican and I can tell you I've never heard of this

>Zhang damage control