Americans are now licking their monitors

>Americans are now licking their monitors

American containment thread. Post pictures of burgers to keep them contained.

I'm only licking it cause it's dirty!

You have my attention.

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Can't resist it can you, you fat bastards?

i can literally drive 5 minutes and get a burger.. at any time of place, anywhere in the nation

this is called... burger privilege. dog bless america :D

brehs.........

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In Americlaps defence I'd totally eat that if I was spectacularly drunk.

I have eaten truckloads of burgers just in the last two days. I'm afraid you will have to do better than this if you wish to keep me contained.
My time could better be spent advocating the second ammendment.