K. U. Chernenko edition
/brit/
Beeeeeeeeeeew
we're in here
>So user I heard you're sexual terrorist.
>manlets
"Ey up ducks, we're landing at t' 'tinternational airport of Manchestuh: 'Ome t' 'orthern powerhouse. When we land, t' airport has a mosque you can go to for afternoon prayers"
>ducks
nobody says that in manchester
cara
/brit/ in a nutshell
defo some rape cases on here.
>oh have you now? may I ask who you've heard that from?
Any good threads on Sup Forums ?
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Shan't be opening this
>mixing yorkshire and lancashire dialects
Fucking thick paki
that was mine
I ate the kitkat but kept the wrapper
looks like he got bad sunburn while wearing sunglasses
Poortherners detected
any good?
fantastic post
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Its a mistake 2bh
tasted like a kitkat
shit thread
I'm such a diversity trainwreck it's actually a nightmare. Try to be all diverse and stuff in my views at work but I always get called out for not being diverse.
Hope I don't get called into someone's office for it soon
>typical aussie internet
got a new lappy lads
need some of your finest reaction images please
paki detected
Sometimes it's not sexual at all, there are many cultures where it's just fun. Sure, people may meet while dancing but the dance in itself is not sexual.
You are dress like a slag, are you a slag?
Reaction images are for runts
on the bog lads
stubborn fucker won't come out
not forehead sweat?
How is life in Ulster?
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would love to see this whore's stupid lips punched
If you vote for the Tories you're fascist.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LOS ANGELES — Lip gloss mogul Kylie Jenner shocked her Instagram followers on Friday with the announcement that she plans to abandon Hollywood to pursue a gender studies degree at Wellesley College.
>“It’s always been my dream to attend a Seven Sisters school,” Kylie said. “For years, I delayed that dream in the hopes that Wellesley would relax its admissions policy and accept Tyga. But I can’t wait any longer.”
>Jenner said she was excited to “learn more about patriarchy, the male gaze, and read anti-pornography thinkers like Catharine MacKinnon and Andrea Dworkin, to whom I already owe so much.”
>Jenner noted that beyond her brother-in-law, the “College Dropout” singer Kanye West, she will be one of the first people in her family to attend college, writing that her sisters “could not be prouder.”
>She also noted that America needs to set a great example and become the worlds first matriarchy instead of following backwards Islamic patriarchies like Iran, Pakistan, UK, Bangladesh and Afghanistan that are ''ruled by men that are far too aggressive''. She thinks that it is great that american men are already very sensitive and caring, thus can help America be a country for women.
Fucking kek. She literally thinks that your sad excuse for a country is Muslim.
Hahahaha fucking UKUCKS! You're country is literally full of Muslims. Are there even any whites in Britain anymore?
Meanwhile, I'm sitting comfy in my America that is still a white country. I have the bible. I have jesus. I have guns. I have decent women. I have Trump.
Who do you have? Nigel Farage and UKIP? Swear he's a closet muslim. Doesn't he and a majority of UKIP want young womens voting rights removed? lol
nope
>watching the news at lunch
>staff room is packed
>one of the older Irish lads pipes up
>"wish we'd tell those scrounging bastards to fuck off, should line them all up against a wall and shoot them"
Was fucking brilliant
shit
fuck off we're full
keep typing up exceptionally dire and autistic posts, then catching myself just before I do the captcha and deleting them
theres one where they're criticizing the opening scene from the dark knight rises where they're on the plane and bane and his henchmen crash it on purpose
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Horrible, but it's our life so foreigners can fuck off
The fuck are you on about? being diverse?
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youtube.com
do not sexualise marina
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I saw a paki girl on the tram today
She was dressed up in those usual baggy muslim clothes
but then, she started to change her clothes into western stuff
then she let her hair down and put on some makeup and perfume
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>no good sports on tonight
ffs
Communism will be achieved in 20 years, tovarisch..
going over to see me x
You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.
The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things! He said if you kill your enemies they win, because if you have to resort to killing, that means you couldn't hold your own in a ration debate. Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future.
End Canada hate now or we WILL leave.
>fuck off we're full
I never would live there, I just wanna visit as tourist.
I never will leave Spain, I really really like to live here.
>user good thing we're out of the EU and don't have to deal with those horrible Europeans more, all the extra commonwealth migration has really enriched our culture and society.
fucking hell m8 look at your flag
can we stop with the god awful OPs?
imagine those lips around your nobhead
well I did consider that she might be a prostitute
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don't get the fuss with that chick
also why are her and ariana grande trying to appear more black than they really are?
Let's hope so.
no thanks
would rather see them chewing maggots
Australia v. India test match starts later, England v. Windies is on right now
W E W
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>go out with sexy lad
>he's so handsome
>ambitious
>funny
>go back to his house
>sit in the living room
>he goes to get us drinks
>w-wait w-what is that newspaper
>THE DAILY MAIL
>call him a bloody racist
>scratch his car with my house key as I leave
Thought he could be the one girlies
It's a thing mate. As one example I once made an innocent joke about how contractors drive better cars on our internal forum. It was relevant to the thread. This woman replied with three paragraphs of stuff about how I was contributing to separation etc and it got about 100 likes.
Love lads like this
Today I commented that one of the choices for our new recruitment campaign didn't strike me as the most relevant target audience (the media is targeted at young girls) and I immediately got three replies questioning me and basically calling me out for being "mean"
Can't do anything right
wish i had a gf lads
wdc?
>starts at 4am gmt
HATE this shit when teams play in upside down vegemite land
Just have a pint man
Is it 2008 again?
*logs onto msn after mammy picks me up from primary school*
oh wait it's actually in india, same annoyance though
he said good sports
>meet girl at club last night
>give her my number and make arrangements to meet up again tonight
>not a clue what her name is
what do i do?
Wogs and lebos out NOW
Size of his fucking dick fucking hell!!!
You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.
The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things! He said if you kill your enemies they win, because if you have to resort to killing, that means you couldn't hold your own in a ration debate. Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future.
End Canada hate now or we WILL leave.
imagine living along the equator, it'd be sunny on one side and snowing on the other
Early footy kickoffs are 430a on the best coast :(
>hey what's your again?
>she's says her first name a little angry that you don't remember
>"hahaha no i mean your last name lol"
Situation defused
Hi. Sorry, I was too busy staring at your tits to remember your name. Help a fella out?
just say that you didn't catch her name last night
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Difficult one
Could say you find it easier messaging on Facebook and get her to send you her profile
Pints would be more fun with a gf though
Hes looks like a Finn
doing a kek
'ight 'o 'n ol' 'cide
Is it 2012 again?
Ayyy playing it rn
normie jiu jitsu right here
10 years. 10 fucking years. 10 years i have posted alongside the lowest of the low. so much time wasted. time i will never get back. you parasites. you fucking children. men and women who were given the gift of life, yet squandered it so easily, without care, without remorse, without a second thought. literal children who are so fundamentally broken that they turned to the internet for the respect and praise they could never hope to receive from their peers in the real world. queers. head punchers. animal fuckers. spergs and virgs. wastes of space. people who may as well not even exist, for all it matters. people who will never achieve anything. a life of mediocrity is all they can forward to. human fucking garbage, to be polite. there is not a single person here who should not be held in the utmost contempt. people who are so disconnected from reality that they turn to a place like this, a barely concealed pity party, where none of your friends are invited because you dont have any and in all likelihood never will i feel dirty having posted here. having surrounded myself for so long with a bunch of peter pans. lost boys, who will never be found. who dont want to be found. who are content in their mediocrity. who bask in their inadequacy. who will go through life, forever casting themselves as the victim, never realising that if they just had the courage, the strength of character, to take a fucking chance, that their pitiful fucking lives could have been different. but no, they will go on, most likely forever, blaming everybody but themselves for their wretched situation. you idiots. you fucking pretenders. you were given the gift of life, the chance to be somebody, something, and instead you just spat in its collective face and said no, im too fucking weak, i give up. you cowards. you absolutely fucking cowards fuck you all