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me at about 4am tomorrow morning edition

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cara

mara

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying ayeoh, gotta let go

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN

would be funny if someone were to post some gay pics LOL

SF gonna win lads

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in bed drinking special brew

settling down for a poo

based fuckin' caralad. always love your posts dude, keep it up

dara

don't rate any of you ngl

When you haven't showered in a few days but you go out on the pull anyways...

stupid sexy sheev

got a special brew for ya right ere darlin ahaaa wheyyy

still got my christmas tree up lads aha x

really don't want to take it down, might leave it up all year

does she get blacked?

THICC

She looks like a homeless man.

just wanna die in an opiated haze

not really into girlsdoporn but very attracted to this woman

name?

>work for the next 50 years

good lad

VERY good news

*meets with the russian ambassador*

>having a job
how about you go down to part time and I work your extra hours then we can flat share and get gay married

wish it was 2012 again desu

the goal gf

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if they win, is there a real possibility of a 'nited Ireland?

fuck off fag lol

Apparently something like 60% of deaths in Canada now are due to opioid overdose.

I reckon it's a good cull of the uneducated and stupid out of society. We should give out fentanyl like candy. Wash away all the undesirables.

>fag
FOY

Friday night is /brit/ real depression hours

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based FUCKIN' caralad. you gotta love the guy

if you're confident about this sort of thing it's 9/2 odds for a referendum on a united Ireland before the end of 2020

did you used to have a big box of naked action men ?

>Apparently something like 60% of deaths in Canada now are due to opioid overdose.
do you even think for a second before you spew out this drivel

sick of you and your fucking shit posts, I'm going to fucking spec you out in a minute

playing zelda
it's a bit shit

I wish it was 12:00 again. Fuck this 1 pm in the afternoon shit.

EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING

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Episode 309 lad

Reckon I'm going to try and weasel my way into a government job, can't be doing with this private sector business

based

t. Opioid addicted lowlife

y-no... no

how dare you post my image

[spoiler]i'm kidding i don't care[/spoiler]

Listening to Paramore for the first time in years and thinking about my days as a 16 year old when things were fresh and exciting, doing adult things but having no responsibilities or worries

fuck sake lads been posting in the old thread

want to comb her hair

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>tfw used to street skate around the underpass with the boys whilst the emo girls watched on playing paramore out of their phones

whoever wins the NI election will have to "share power" so it doesn't really matter

don't know how they ended up naked.
the clothes were just loose fitting, cheap and transferable .

no homo

never had these days as i was an extreme shut in for all of age 16 haha

>250 word essay due next Wednesday
>haven't even started yet

fascist

>remembering going the pub for the first time
>remembering first time staying out all night and walking home as the sun comes up
>remembering first time a slag kisses me in a club while brightside by the killers played

>throwing up in the park because you had to look cool drinking small foamy beers in front of the girls
ah yes being 16

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Not a very original post but I'm watching 50 Shades of Grey and I'm 5 minutes in and it's already one of the worst films I've ever watched desu.

>being a wagecuck

topcuck

>news outlets are reporting a "battle between witches and Sup Forums's 'Sons of Kek'"
Fuck me. What universe are we living in?

dumb cager

cyclists will always have priority

You = Twat

*strokes your hair*

In solitude the lonely man is eaten up by himself; in a crowd, by the many. Now choose.

Doing a poo

It's a shame because Jamie Dornan's a good lad, but you can see the utter shame and loathing in his eyes when he's reminded of the fact that he's a part of that series.

Best bloody place for them

>pay no tax
>treat the roads as if they own them
>run red lights all the time
>complain when you don't give them 3ft of room

any time i see a spindly runt on their metal wankpipe i drive past them as close as possible

link?

youtube.com/watch?v=pCykgzrwIw0

doing a jazz

state of my face

>dad asks how i am
>tell him i'm not doing well, among other things depressing me my sister isn't talking to me, ask him not to tell her though
>he immediately tells her and she sends me loads of messages

ah yes love being the emotional burden of the family, very nice

me

Rasheed

the most based timeline

Just a cute lil Nietzsche quote I found on the webs. Gives me consolation in my rejection desu

'o

I much prefer being eaten by others than myself. Others are never as cruel as I am.

Well lads?

it doesn't matter who wins the NI election

its a zombie state being propped up by the the UK to resemble a legitimate 'nation' as much as is possible

yeah, we're an utterly corrupt and shambolically-governed tax haven, but at least we can provide actual workforce to prospective companies, whereas the north just has a load of people with no prospects with bullshit public-sector joke-jobs the like you'd only see in the fucking soviet union (2 guys dig a hole, 2 other guys fill it back up: FULL EMPLOYMENT!)

I prefer to eat out the gf

We're going to get married and have babies

the taxi

the taxi indicated so the cyclist

How do you order your martini? Me:

Dry Martini, no martini, three olives, stirred, waved in the general direction of Turin for good health, served cold and slow. Drunk even more coldly and slowly.

>(2 guys dig a hole, 2 other guys fill it back up: FULL EMPLOYMENT!)

Better than all the bullshit Call Centre jobs in England

The most valuable thing conceivable is the privilege of owning yourself, user.

gf just did an horrendous poo lads. cant go in the bathroom without retching. vile woman.

both of them

Only Rasheeds and Deanos drive

Cyclist. Undertaking a vehicle whilst turning, this is obvious.

>Going to college and sitting in the common room with your mates playing cards in your free slots
>Going to house parties with your tight-knit group of mates
>Going to your mates house to play video games without the feeling of guilt that you're wasting your time
>The most complicated part of your life is deciding whether you go to your gf's house to fuck or if she comes to your house
>Learning to drive and feeling independence for the first time

I fucking miss being 17/18 years old

Rasheed gets the bus mate

>tfw your 2 siblings are planning a trip to mexico and theyre boasting about how amazing their accommodations are but they've made it a couples thing and your gf left you 3 months ago