/brit/

i need to empty my butt

lads

LADS

did you know if you want 2 cappucinos you should ask for 2 cappucini?
and if you want a panini you actually want a panino? 2 panini, 1 panino. spacky italian plurals, only found out about them recently.

Why do people think there's all sorts of mad sea monsters in the ocean?

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ABSOLUTE NUTTER

good lad

same

What should we do lads?

same reason why people think god exists.

having a chicken sandwich for dinner

bread, chicken, cheese, tomato, lettuce, the whole nine yards

little mayo on side?? yeah little mayo with paprika in it

VINTAGE gf