Memes aside

Memes aside,
what do you guys think of Norway?

Are we relevant enough to get differentiated from sweden??

u good man

I read you guys have two languages, bokmal and the other one.

> tfw cant tell norway and denmark apart

Those are just two different standardized orthographies for the same language

>Are we relevant enough to get differentiated from sweden??

No

This country is so much perfect, must be boring live there

I fucking kill you m8

*scrolls over flag*
*realizes its actually denmark*
'y-yeh, i was just j-joking m8, hehe'

Varg says you're all a bunch of communist and the government subsidies bread plus you wanted to charge a 25k€ tax on his 500€ car so I hate Norway now.

Don't mind Rasmus, he's pretty rude

Norway is the second best country in northern Europe desu

oil has made you arrogant

the only humble and genuinely nice person i've ever met from norway is a refugee from chechnya

Someone has to pay for his incarceration and 7 children

Yeah sure, atleast to us scandis and euros.

The rest of the world probably won't care that much about our actual cultural or political diffrences. We're way more similar than some groups that exist as part of the same nation. Do we REALLY care to differentiate between serbs and bosnians in any way beyond "they're diffrent nations"? The diffrences between France and Germany are apparent, not so much with a few of us.

Rich, non-cucked mountain Swedes

I believe you are friendly people and should join the EU :)

France pay for them

>should join the EU

>non-cucked
>should join the EU

Hats off for a well-thought economy and having conscription

Unfortunately Norway seems a bit dull and the language is godawful

Here's a rule of thumb - If there is a hill, it's probably Norway.

>try to banter Norway
>realize there's nothing wrong with the country for me to make fun of

Highest mountain in Denmark

You're like the uncucked version of Swedistan

Norwegian """""men"""""

their language is a good enough reason

norsk drittsprak never again

We had some problems in the early 2000's, but it settled down. We're happy to have a redpilled migration minister who doesn't give a shit about the touchy feely sub-human migrant apologists.

Incredibly fitting that he was an unelected SV hobby politician.

SV is the Socialist Left party.

How will the election this year go? Good or bad?

they live in a fucking nanny-police state

That's a good thing. The masses are retarded and need leadership.

honestly I think norway is the raciest of the white countries
land of the vikings , land of racism

Atleast they have a state.

>twenty-first century
>still having a king

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>should join the EU
oh, hans...

Venstre (Leftist, pro-EU, feminist, diversity preaching) has just fallen under the election threshold. This is great news, as they will not really have a say anymore.

I don't think FrP (our most right-leaning party) will be chosen over labour party again, but even labour party has a fairly sensible migration policy.

>spitting out chewing gum
>700$ fine

some leadership

>what do you guys think of Norway?
Probably a nice country.
I imagine happier people, higher wages, more nature.
>Are we relevant enough to get differentiated from sweden??
Yes. But Sweden is more relevant.

The only country to successfully pull off socialism.

B-but that's fucking high

Even if that were true, we can afford that.

Norway > Denmark > Iceland > Various Nordic communities in the Americas > Greenland > Sweden

That Norwegian landscape, it's so beautiful, I want to experience that with a friend, walking up that valley with a friend and camping ;_;
Or just running on the flat areas
I wish I had friends to experience beautiful Norwegian nature with.
The smell in those mountains is so great too.

Sweden did it too.
Problem is we abandoned the policies that made it work decades ago, today we run on oil money and debt, it will soon come crashing down.
Socialism works, but you can't remove the parts that keep it together, like we did.

>what do you guys think Norway
Really cool place.
Everything costs a lot of money
I would like to live there but at the same time I don't because our cultures are too different and I would freeze to death in dat one.
>Are we relevant enough to get differentiated from sweden??
No, aside from SWEDEN YES it's pretty much the same thing.

>Various Nordic communities in the Americas
MUH HERITUGE

/thread

just meet some Latvians in Trondheim for instance, idk

this

>Various Nordic communities in the Americas

so minnesota basically then

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Danish looks better.

And we tried to turn a terrorist group into a political party in Colombia, how about that?

There are more Norwegians here in the Dakotas than there are Swedes so we know the difference

Norgies are good folk, better than Danes

>nothing to make fun of

> pancake compliments pancake

We have that kind of landscape too.

This is way more hilly than Denmark
We have very little that actually looks like Denmark

Looks like shit.

Rich, pretty, mountains and oil
I can remember a fact or two about Denmark and Sweden, even Finland, but Norway I got nothing

>I wish I had friends to experience beautiful Norwegian nature with.
Iktf. I've wanted to go hiking in Norrland or maybe the norwegian fells (since they're way closer), but none of my friends are interested. Might just go do it myself this summer or the next.

>Venstre (...) has just fallen under the election threshold.
This is happening to swedish Miljöpartiet aswell. They've been cruising on the politically disinterested for ages ("I don't care or know anything about politics so I'm going to vote for MP because they're pro-environment or something and that's nice") and a middle-class minority far removed from the problematic areas of Stockholm. They've wielded a disproportionate amount of influence because of the tight race between the Social Democrats and the right-wing coalition. They were responsbile for the mass immigration policy-deal with the neo-lib Moderate Party leadership in 2006 and now wormed their way into government with the social dems; it's ironic that it would be the latter that finally ended MPs influence on immigration policy rather than the right-wing.

just bring your dogs along on your hikes

I don't have a dog.

Yeah, well, at least we won't drown half of our country in a couple of years.

and first is...

I like Norway.

Estonia?

then you should just meet up with and go hiking together... seems harmless enough

I love Norway!

Only if he's a qt twink

Pretty decent, really. That tower in the distance is 1,600 meters high.

France pays for Varg's family kek

No it's fucking not. Where did you get that number from?

Norway is like evil Sweden if Denmark didn't exist.

You mean M. Cachet?

How so? So all his >survivalist talk is bullshit?

>Sweden
>not evil

You could try "Banana republic" since they mostly rely on Oil.

Norway is diversifying. They'll be fine.

That's nice.

Asking this question on Sup Forums wouldn't work because most people here seems to be have quite good knowledge of the world. Even if they use meme, I can tell even the dumbest poster is just doing it for teh lulz.

On the serious note, people on average just couldn't give a fuck about the differences. It's better that you just said Sweden instead dude

Cheaters and promisebreakers. Also innovatively useless folk.

Rare Faroe Islands kicking in

Can't grow bananas in Norway, m8.

Unironically couldn't care less about Norway. Sorry.

I wish I lived in a Scandinavian paradise instead of this feudal fucking haunted wasteland

typical liberal, no wonder Trump won

She is absolute trash and I hope she dies desu.

Like we should just say Australia instead, right dude?

> t. Muhamadabudabidabbah al-Shakamabinobobuboduamadiba bin Bargaladashakasha

I think it's the other way around Johansson

We kind of like having Norway as a neighbour. The best thing about Norway is that it isn't Sweden

..In many ways you are like a superior, less retarded Sweden

The sad thing is we don't border them more.

I think having a border with Russian is worst thing a country could experiences

It's like a vaccine. If your country is strong enough to endure it than it will make it better

Well, we border Sweden in solidarity.

Norway is as relevant as Sweden. It has way less negative memes.

best neighbours desu (even if we are separated by the north sea)

they send us a christmas tree every year

Aww that's sweet.

Boring eurocommie shithole. Narrowed down to only a handful of countries I wouldn't visit even if offered for free. (Scandinavia as a whole (boring), Australia (ultra-boring), Africa (dangerous), India (dirty))

Good nature I guess tho I guess