/cum/

South Korean plastic edition

hello?

disgusting

It's finally the weekend. I had a very busy but very profitable work week.

Does anyone want to smell my finger?

Reminder that if you're waifu is Japanese you're a weeaboo.

Here's how the Canadian """economy""" works

*calls up friend*
>hey buddy how's it going?
>good, you?
>not too bad, unemployed at the moment
>shitty bro I can get you a job my company is hiring
*get job via nepotism*
A few months to a few years later:
>price of [commodity***] crashed, everybody is laid off
>shit buddy better start collecting unemployment insurance(welfare), no point in finding a new job because welfare pays more than minimum wage
>repeat


***Commodity's include: Oil, lumber, pulp & paper products, housing and condos, fish & seafood, metals & minerals, and the occasional overhyped tech company

Japan a shit. Korea even a bigger shit.

i bought pocky at target
it's pretty okay

>animehomos

People here will take less hours because they'll lose their welfare. It's the most retarded system in the world.

>t. unemployed excuse maker

...

>anime

Bought a bunch of cheap clothes from H&M

I did when I was working before I started school

I was paying for healthcare and when I had to go to the ER I was only covered because Medicaid covered me as my backup, my actual insurance covered like 1/4 of it and that was no better than the top plan with my work, the only difference was copays and shit

So I was working 32 hours to make just enough after that, because in the long run I'd possibly have lost thousands of dollars thanks to (((hospitals))) and (((clinics)))

you sound like a chubby mexican

I haven't had a job since 1999

You merely became unemployed temporarily, I've been molded by the unemployment, by the time they cut off my welfare I was already 35 and my resume was so empty it was blinding

10 FEET TALLEr

stop leeching off the system

I'm not

Hanguk joahe?
(Do you love Korea)

gib moneez, I rafugee from USA

>United Nations Declaration of Human Rights
>Article 5:
No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.

Umm America??

>kawaii uguu~~ desu ^_^ women
no

*reunites Yugoslavia*

American """""""""""""""HUMOR"""""""""""""""""""

I only love my own cunt.

Yes
Does Korea like Canada?

Except this time we just kill all the Albanians and Bosnians

canada a shit

...

The Serb is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Serb and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Sorry you feel affinity to whatever shithole your ancestors crawled out of.

BOYS IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS

FU&K OFFFFFFFFFF

nah it's shit

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

section 80 is kendricks best album desu

don't even have to go to Asia to get an asian gf just gotta go to toronto

>water is indeed wet

Even their elected officials are trying to jump the fence?

WHEN IT COMES CRASHIN DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE

there aren't that many asians here

Is that semen?

>call pizza delivery
>she asks my name
>tell her
>she keeps saying it over and over at the end of every sentence

Am I autistic or is this really annoying? (Or both)

Westernized asians are even worse than regular asians.

She likes you and wants to fuck

>there aren't that many asians here
>in toronto
>not that many asians

She's horny

Girls don't like fat betas.

Apparently over 10% chink alone isn't enough for some people...

>smelly brown manlets can't drink milk without dying

>believes in memes

>say something blatantly false and ridiculous
>someone replies to it to correct you
who else /lowering the quality of discourse on the site/

>66%

Canadian maple syrup is of a lower quality to what you'd find in New England.

corn pops or honeycomb

He's about to post that shitty map which makes Mexico look like it's not lactose intolerant

based

I don't consume the dry cereal Jew.

Are you implying that I'm intolerant to lactose? every single person I know drinks milk with cereal and shit.

Not really.

>lowering the quality of an anonymous Cambodian confessional forum that's principal users are redditors, autists, and shitposters

classic bait

gets Sup Forumstards everytime

No, I'm implying there is roughly a 2/3 chance you are.

>everything I don't like is Jewish

Everything is Jewish

Everything dislikable is Jewish.

I like some Jewish things though, some TV shows are alright for example.

white people need to start having kids

Knew a Jewish girl once
She wasn't pleasant to be around

the best TV producers and directors are jews

>New England
Good place TBQHWY. Best place in the USA along with Wyoming.

Honestly most needy humans on earth

>best
John Carpenter is not Jewish, J. J. Abrams is. Really makes you think...

boston is a garbage city, rest of NE is based though

That's a fake blonde kek

...

>Wyoming
>Best place

PAHK THA CAH IN HAHVAHD YAHD!

They don't have namefags, so I like them more also.

Playing Pokemon lads, was never really into the games.

I hope they hang Obama for treason.

Neat

Have you ever been there perchance?

Because I have
It isn't too grand ngl

*hangs Obama*

And Bush for war crimes*

>tfw had quite a nice nap on the floor
you guys should try it sometime its pretty refreshing

*hugs Obama*

Just smoked devil's grass AMA

I used to sleep next to my bed because it was gooder on my back. Now I'm a mattress barbarian.

the guy who saved cum

>gooder

>literally never did anything for Canada
>for some reason we love king nigger
Classic Canada tbqh

Sleeping in the tub is the best, because you think you might drown until your head actually does go under and it wakes you up.

what do you do with your empty bed?

His name should be Jacques and he should be raping women in France's African colonies

>tfw I did too and am now watching this

>Obama
>king nigga
PLS

He rapes Quebecois women

>no point in finding a new job because welfare pays more than minimum wage

where?

just got a new computer buds