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Cebu edition

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First for My Dick

Chink gf edition when?

Just ate jolibee.

cum in me

If anyone's asking, yes my dick is YUGE.

el cebuANO

Cool, can I suck it

Bobo bobo bobo
Bobo bobo bobo
Bobo bobo bobo
Bobo bobo bobo
Bobo bobo bobo

I just got Nier
Day is good going to sit back relax with Milo and enjoy all the guaranteed fukk plot

How are you spending your night /asean/ ?

Are you a girl?

I love you

It's out?

Baking with sis.

I have the Japanese version it comes with English said so in the label
I leik baking

Ever baked a Cheesecake

Playing Stalker

Well then go play it and report back.

Together with my friends
Me, Myself, and I
I need gf

Orea cheesecake, milo cheesacake etc

OK I'm waiting for my roomie to finish reporting in an hour

...

Who are the girls in the OP pic?

Milo cheesecake
It sounds godly
That's sad user

Yes

Ever tried milo tea?

All I remember was me having a Milo with Kellogs cornflakes other than that haven't tried crazy shit

Imma continue this /asean/ x Sup Forums discussionfrom several threads ago, I kinda like that.

Exhibit A: a poster for this action movie released here recently.

Exhibit B: The teaser - youtube.com/watch?v=FMX92vSelD8

Thoughts?

>Inb4 tame setting of SWATs
Yeah, we know...though we still appreciate that because Malaysian action movies are quite a rarity.

Thoughts?

I would rather have /asean/ /x/ discussion.

get ready for vindicta in an hour daddy

Some random chink tourist

You know the rule

so

Tits please

...

It aint that crazy 2bh.

You should try but I wont be held accountable for anything though.

Not until I have proof that you are big

Bluffing wouldn't help
Now be a daddy's girl and give me some sugar

You should try buying Michael Jackson merchandise, just like your country's prince.

where is she looking at? shes soo high as fuck
>ywn shag ur gf while she hiiigh yo

>tfw no white furry bf to cuddle with

Always wondered why didn't anyone make something about real events such as Lahad Datu, after all its really rare for our security forces to be out for blood.

Sugar me this

thats a boy

No it isn't

Yes honey
Now gimme some more or I'll slap yo ass

are u blind thtts clearly a boy

I looked the pic up, and no it's a girl. A girl named Airi (or something).

>Someone posted my pic in some blind item FB page
I have no idea why.

post link

>Indonesië

Need a white boy to toy with

its shooped trust me im a Malaysian, its a boy

Airi is a Malaysian boy name.

kepala butoh la mat salleh ni

>Kompeni Belanda

How rude of you. You don't treat a girl that way

my wife

Seems to be a Japanese (JAV?) woman named Airi Shimizu.

Doesn't matter cuz I'm a bitchass pimp
Now shut up cuz you're my ho

>girl

Ore jate dikato tino

>aiman jate

Very well. Open up your zip

How rude si pelacur

How do we stop this menace?

Sup Forums flips are FB users

No, it was a pic taken in my uni and the page was some uni fanpage.

*Unzips Big Ass Dick*

picrel

Needs more mainlanders 2bh.

It'll be completed soon.

KONO BAKA-YARO!

>aiman nate

Aho ka, ano hito

KISAMA!!

>Done buying Ice Choco, Soda Tea, Ice milk, & Pop corn.
>Next, finding good manga
>Next, finding good JAV
>And finding good ASMR to sleep
I'm happy enough by myself. It'll be nicer if I have GF, but I'm not in hurry to find one.

Rude

How many inch?

How does one even lose cyber virginity?

Cyber-raped of course

keep hearing this ASMR, what shit is this?

WHY DO MALAYS LOOK LIKE FLIPS AND WHY DO FLIPS LOOK LIKE INDO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dame dame. Anata, hennai desu

I cyber rape your ass if you keep going moo moo

Porn

when your screen is tainted with erps

go to YT some vids are cringey desu

Type Thor ASMR on youtube.

Oh YES!
Violate me! Penetrate every single of my digitized holes! Jerk my Huge Ass dick like a cow tits!

Just fucking tell me what ASMR is.

Anata BRAAAAPT desu!

Too soon, I guess.

Speaking of Sabah, apparently some guys at Astro did a series on the Sandakan Death March...

youtube.com/watch?v=XPqg8ApBCQs

...pretty gutsy for Malaysian TV standards and whats allowed passed the censors. But then again, it's on a package-bound channel unlike Ria, no wonder I've never heard of this before. (Besdes, the trailer looks too safe and is really not impressing with the music.)

Now there are plans for making a film of the event too.

cinema.com.my/articles/news_details.aspx?search=2014.n_afdlinandhollywood_20639&title=Afdlin-and-Hollywood-director-for-historic-movie

its an Ayyy Essss EMM Arrrrrr
bukk jelah youtube tu takyah lah malas. data tak cukp keww?

ya lah

Waaaahhhh ;-;

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Shizukani

>Indonesian Quality Posting

buen post papu

Something like this
youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA
There's also Ops Fajar in Gulf of Aden which went without any casualties for years and protected our shipping but went unnoticed by the entire country.
Although its mostly fending off pirates with warning shots and the navy bringing home starving niggas.

>Bisaya themed OP
It was destined to go wrong.

ASMR = bisikan setan sebelum tidur

el cebuANO

something for fapping?

There are weebs paying just for listening to women cleaning your ear, whispering to you, and some stuff. You need a good quality headphone to get that sweet spot.