>Puke on a Japanese person
>Tell everyone I'm American
Puke on a Japanese person
>Be rude to a Japanese 人
>Tell everyone I'm French
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I SPEND YEARS TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHERE THE "french peoples are rude" came from" AND I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD.
>pretend to be a muh heritage anglo to stir up shit on /brit/
>am actually québécois
I can save you a lifetime of search. Paris.
Parisians are rude, the rest of France is noice
>board the 特急 train with just my pasmo and without the special ticket
>explain to the ticket inspector that I am American and didn't know that a special fee is required
Based Toothpaste
>visit the UK last summer
>bring an american flag lapel pin for when I want to be an asshole with no consequences
>pretend to be a decent human being
>actually born in australia
>be a part-time store clerk at a CVS here when I was a student
>a group of stinky American pig tourists enters
>they get enraged over our refusing to accept US dollar notes
>police called
>their passports inspected
>turns out they are Ecuadorian
Dont Koreans and Chinese do this overseas by pretending to be Japanese?
worst allies ._.
Nothin' personell
you are correct.
nicest part of France is Marseille
nicest people I met in Europe were in Spain though. maybe because I had a decent understanding of Spanish
Parisians are not rude. I bet you just look shabby and can't speak French.
>Puke on a Japanese person
>Tell everyone I'm American
>go korea
>be rude as fuck to everybody
>"so user where are you from"
>say canada
>Puke on a pile of leaves
>Tell them I'm American
>They get rustled
>be an american
>tell everyone i'm part irish or polish
>actually just a bog standard american
>Speaking French
>Useful skill
Half my city's in Quebec and I still think it's useless.
>Go to France
>Wear Canadian Flag Pin
>Refuse to even attempt to speak French to shop clerks with little understanding of English
Jokes on you, we support that
How was your trip to Montreal?
*nglo
>go to peestralia
>be loud and obnoxious
>wear a fucking leaf flag as my t-shirt
>nuke Japan
>say nothing
>they automatically assume im American
We also support this
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