Puke on a Japanese person

>Puke on a Japanese person
>Tell everyone I'm American

>Be rude to a Japanese 人
>Tell everyone I'm French

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I SPEND YEARS TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHERE THE "french peoples are rude" came from" AND I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD.

>pretend to be a muh heritage anglo to stir up shit on /brit/
>am actually québécois

I can save you a lifetime of search. Paris.

Parisians are rude, the rest of France is noice

>board the 特急 train with just my pasmo and without the special ticket
>explain to the ticket inspector that I am American and didn't know that a special fee is required

Based Toothpaste

>visit the UK last summer
>bring an american flag lapel pin for when I want to be an asshole with no consequences

>pretend to be a decent human being
>actually born in australia

>be a part-time store clerk at a CVS here when I was a student
>a group of stinky American pig tourists enters
>they get enraged over our refusing to accept US dollar notes
>police called
>their passports inspected
>turns out they are Ecuadorian

Dont Koreans and Chinese do this overseas by pretending to be Japanese?

worst allies ._.

Nothin' personell

you are correct.

nicest part of France is Marseille

nicest people I met in Europe were in Spain though. maybe because I had a decent understanding of Spanish

Parisians are not rude. I bet you just look shabby and can't speak French.

>Puke on a Japanese person
>Tell everyone I'm American

>go korea
>be rude as fuck to everybody
>"so user where are you from"
>say canada

>Puke on a pile of leaves
>Tell them I'm American
>They get rustled

>be an american
>tell everyone i'm part irish or polish
>actually just a bog standard american

>Speaking French
>Useful skill
Half my city's in Quebec and I still think it's useless.

>Go to France
>Wear Canadian Flag Pin
>Refuse to even attempt to speak French to shop clerks with little understanding of English

Jokes on you, we support that

How was your trip to Montreal?

*nglo

>go to peestralia
>be loud and obnoxious
>wear a fucking leaf flag as my t-shirt

>nuke Japan
>say nothing
>they automatically assume im American

We also support this

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