What do you think about British tourists?

What do you think about British tourists?

Hi there,
I am a Spanish person in England
British people are the best tourist. Very kind, very respectful.

¡Sorry for my bad English!

I think most of them are too poor to come here or have no interest in us except for old people and gap year backpackers.

Canadian tourists are generally old, calm, rich people.

Owe that to the country being both expensive, boring, and blessed with interesting nature and wildlife.

Should clarify -- "tourists to Canada"

Canadian tourists themselves can be quite obnoxious.

nobody actually likes you in turkey
they just want to fuck russian girls

British tourists are great in the U.S. I hear tales that they terrorize Europe, but not us. The ones I've met at the Grand Canyon and Bryce Canyon NP were quite respectful.

Pedos and sex tourists.

They don't know when to stop drinking.

plz don't let them come here, we can take back our bydlo to be fair

The tourists you get in those European resorts are the fucking dregs. We have shows about them

Im just slightly worried we might lose our worst tourists crown to the Chinese and Russians

Keeps me up at night

did you hear about these guys?

Fucking ignorant abysmal shite

depends where they are from, quebecer are the worst, they are annoying as hell when they comeback,
>dur dur i can say hola therefore i speak spanish fluantly

Germans are the worst here in the West, at the National Parks...

Absolutely retarded German kids ignoring safety regulations. Rude parents to boot. Chinese don't interact with anyone, they just stay in their group, speak their language, observe quietly. Russians always just seem happy to be there.

>British people are the best tourist. Very kind, very respectful.
nice try nigel

Only one I've seen recently was drunk with a huge backpack on yelling at the old indian cashier at a gas station for not letting him use the phone

Normal run of the mill British tourist outnumber the annoying chav variety you see in holiday resorts by the millions. The ones who get drunk and throw up in hotel swimming pool are a small percentage of Brits who travel abroad. This should be obvious to anyone with half a brain.

fucking paki cunt

>"In MY COUNTRY, we're kind to each other and help people when they need it!"
>"You're not in your country get out of my store."

very nice

I don't live, I live in a "big city" (+/- 120 000 faggots live here) but I rarely see tourists

t. nigel the anglo propagandist

That store has now been claimed by the queen, you need to go back there and defend anglo honour.

I don't know*

>I don't live
If only...

They're usually decent here. Then again, I might feel differently if I lived in NYC or Florida. From what I can tell, they don't like to go anywhere that's not a normal tourist spot.

Nah that store has been claimed by Richmond Virginia and both parties can fuck off about it

Never really talked with many. I've mostly met middle-aged couples and they were nice.

>met some nice Brits at Mesa Verde NP
I think that they realize that they're hopeless in our wilderness, so they want to be in the good graces of some rugged yanks.

its extremely qt

It's only the ones that go to places like Ibiza that are cunts. Honestly Spaniards should just beat them up

They ruin our reputation for the rest of us

I'm reading up about it
Did these news get viral or something?
>"They had two tequila shots and she gave me a high five."
>"Really good banter, I wish I spoke Polish and could have joined in."
>Mr Hansen said he later went back to check on them - but found they had vanished. He looked down and saw that they had joined the crowds below raving to techno.
>"She was really slow so he went a bit more into the dancefloor and got some dances with the young girls."
ELDER'D

Either very nice or utter cunts
Usually the latter

>tfw the only foreign tourists you've ever seen were from canada
>they were fatter than the locals

yeah sort of.
it's a proper "club" superclub (like space or berghain) so that girl is probably off her face on pills. but i think it's pretty awesome desu.

...

U.S. (Texas)

Good guys. Great sense of humor, no fake joker smile, no generic bullshit, never boring, can actually understand you, can drink without falling apart, lively, without being obnoxious. Basically the anti-thesis to the typical yuppie/normie, here.

We only get Manchester and northerners, though, because that's apparently the only places BP hires from.

"only an idiot would fall off the trail" is the mentality regarding stuff like that, to them.

Rude drunkard

I live in new hampshire and have literally never seen a foreign tourist

Horrible, almost as bad as ours

Some of the best people to encounter, never a dull moment with those fellas

actually very based desu, respectful people (not like israeli tourists)

I've only met one when I was young working at Wal-Mart as a summer job during university. She was a total fucking cunt and didn't realize that I wasn't allowed to assist her since I was on my break (store policy). I even told her that but she wouldn't let it fucking go. I just walked off and left her mid-bitching.

I've met very kind French tourists but they were all old people. They all seemed thrilled to be here even though I cannot understand why. Rural Indiana is boring as shit.

Noisy, even when they're not drunk.

>Be British
>Be ugly
>Come to America
>Be loud
>Be obnoxious
>Be pompous and narcissistic
>Be hated
>Be extraordinarily rude
Fuck them just as bad as Russians.

been to newfoundland, nova scotia and banff

no one gives a fuck about your pointless and ruthlessly enforced social conventions mr roboto and aren't you lads like the worst alcoholics behind russia

how do you even notice people being loud and obnoxious in america? surely they fit right in?

That's a meme perpetuated by Europeans. We're friendly here and you guys stand out as obnoxious, bitter cunts. In fact, being genuinely friendly triggers the fuck out of British people and they accuse us of being fake. Kek.

>being genuinely friendly triggers the fuck out of British people and they accuse us of being fake
because teethy smiles and shouting so loudly about whatever you're doing that the whole room can hear you is fake, tyrone

being genuinely friendly is passing on the street and smiling like pic related
you go about your business, i'll go about mine

>be Brits
>come to Australia
>gets skin cancer
>dies
I solved the British problem.

Only ever seen one at Disneyland, well, it was a family.

The mom looked about 45, fat and had cougar chest. The dad was around 50, bald, with a scowl. Their fat son looked like Pugsly Addams and was about 10 years old. They were all super pasty and the boy was a mouth breather.
I felt bad for them though cause they waited 90mins for Space Mountain and it crapped out right before their turn.

He could have replied, "you're not in your country either, go back to India"

checks out

we are all pasty little fucks
we'll get as red as a pig in the sun

>because teethy smiles and shouting so loudly about whatever you're doing that the whole room can hear you is fake, tyrone

We don't do this as a general rule. Do retarded Eurofaggots just watch American comedies and tell themselves, "All Americans act like that" or some shit? You guys are the worst tourists, by the way. Oddly enough, French and Scandinavian tourists seem to be the best ones I've met.

Met with a couple of scots in disneyland paris.

middle aged mom, very polite, let my mom speak with them and all.. not much experience appart from 'em

i deal with american tourist in my job a lot m8

you are loud and obnoxious, sorry to break it to you

I unironically love Australia for taking our Yuppie Art degree students away. Thanks lads.

I unironically smile at everybody and say "hi how are ya?" in passing and talking to cashiers.

I like being nice and personable

>I unironically smile at everybody and say "hi how are ya?" in passing and talking to cashiers.
STOP DOING THIS

Why? If i wanted to be a miserable bastard I'd move to the UK. I will keep talking to cashiers, greeting strangers and striking up conversations in lines and there's nothing you can do about it.

>If i wanted to be a miserable bastard I'd move to the UK
fair point desu

Cringe, what a normalfag.

try providing something that attracts tourists to your country except small girls and terrible policing of pedophilia

I hung out with a couple of British tourists a while back when they stayed at my place through airbnb. They were cool, polite, laid-back guys who just wanted to take in the sights and party a little bit. Can't complain

Those are exceptionally poor places.

either very polite people or old lager louts wandering around the streets stark naked at night

H-haha I'm so cool because I'm too chickenshit to talk to people, fuckin normies r-reeee

meh, you guys do wilderness pretty well
your cities are just shitter versions of american cities so no point going to the rich places

I too met a brit tourist at Disneyland; he kept saying how retarded Quebec was for wanting independence. It was a good talk

The ones that don't get skin cancer just assimilate.

>assimilate
we're pretty much the same people anyway

Horrible. Flights to Amsterdam cost like €50 for a 2-way ticket.

>be drug capital of europe
>surprised when you get druggies
WOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

that's why it has a 100% success rate

more like
>be British
>get cancer
>become australian

agreed. Most Americans I have met were very nice people. Met a few racists here and there but I guess I was unlucky. As a side note, I never understood the meme about Canadian people being polite.... its mostly the old white people who are like 70 by now who were really kind and had a sense of civic duty. We been riding that dead carcass for years now.

pedophile
In Japan it is arrested for misunderstanding that you can buy it legally.

please tour my bp

This
Also this

No need if you keep exposing it on street everytime you shit.

slut

It's a very stereotypical answer desu. And
>old citizen who's working hard
Vs
>angry foreign tourist