/brit

I have a 7.5 inch willy and the same ratio

Are you me?

>using the kettle
>for NO reason the water splashes out the nozzle and splashes my face and chest even though I was pouring it away from myself
no idea what happened there desu

Thinking of becoming a prison officer

work tomorrow

i really like lauren lads

nah i have a 7 inch willy im afraid

7:74

would

Americans are unfunny cretinoid germs whose parasitical approach to /brit/ is akin to economic migrants in Europe

All Americans should be shot
All Americans should be shot
All Americans should be shot

>shorter AND a smaller willy

I'm sure you have a great personality though lad