/brit/ + /commonwealth/

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hi janny, do you like this thread? x

im bent
the next 300 posters are bent

not an argument

he works in mysterious ways

hi bent
can you vocaroo "New Zealand - evening lads"?

yeah probably

niu zilund, evanin lids

>really like shooting guns innawoods for free
>meet girl who really likes me and owns a good bit of land where I could potentially shoot
>we bang and she starts wanting to hang out more
>i only care to keep talking to her because i wanna shoot innawoods for free
>i keep insisting i bring guns over to her house
>she keeps saying no
>i really want to shoot innawoods
>she isn't talking to me anymore

Really makes you think.

need a tina daheley gf

hope they can negotiate free movement post brexit x

have a feeling today's going to be a bad day

bitch im morose and lugubrious
imma let the uzi spit
turn his face into gooey shit

had a SMASHING cuppa tea lads now I'm ready to "rumble" as seppos say!!

>the runt is still trying to start up his autistic communist arguments
no
go away

what you lot doing for women's day then?

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ummmm sweety everyone who isn't a communist is le rorke and should go back to brit/pol/ XDDDDDD

youtube.com/watch?v=m2sOQedggAc

listen user

sucking off a dog

will call me mum later today and tell her best wishes mum

haven't had my wank yet, so that's on the menu

Doing a poo

this is p good x

let's sort this out once and for all
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will call me polish milf later today and tell her best wishes polish milf

sort your shoes out

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There's_many_a_slip_'twixt_the_cup_and_the_lip
hmm
will be using this from now on

fuck OFF

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achtundzwanzigste für der DDR
youtube.com/watch?v=wBzZZTZcsZI

what electric kettle do you lads use?

Microwave

I don't
what are you, working class?

they're called microwaves here lad

miss river island, nandos, pret a manger, the thames embankment, the regent's canal, people with nice accents, british asian girls, edible pizza, music that has melody

yea witch house is cool

wanking

none of the above options.

bonavita gooseneck for the ol chemex 2bh

Look at this

*revs microwave*

youtube.com/watch?v=_7XJHiLSKKk

thread theme

no its not its shit

post more kitties

especially those of you lads with pet cats

*considers caring about your opinion*
*notices your flag*
oh well too bad

Will I be expending 68 KB of my data to open this apparently meaningless image?
Ask yourself that question. If the answer you came to was anything but "No, I shan't be doing that", you were wrong.

wrong

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Most important feature: cordless.

Brother rescued a puppy

Check this out

ah yes the boobies

how do you get a good pour with such a high spout?

don't you care about the quality of your drinks

best yank :)
look after him x

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What didst thou just say, cunt?

youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs

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got a query for you /brit/

just moved into a five share under a uni accommodation and one of the roommates smokes in his room. bit of a pain because the smoke lingers in the hallways and travels to all the other rooms, and there's a smoking area literally 50m from our front door he could go to
first noticed because he chucks his butts out his window, which is right over the front door; when I asked him not to do that he mumbled "oh I didn't think that was a problem". then one night I couldn't sleep from the smell so I asked him to stop. his solution since then is to put the air conditioner in front of his bedroom door (while keeping the door open) and facing it towards the room, but he keeps the curtain closed because it's cold right now lel. worst part is because the smell is so bad in his room he has to keep the door open all the time so it can spill out and I have to walk past him splayed over his bed watching american sitcoms or playing shit pop music all the time

I figure I'll ask him to go to the smoking area a few times over the next few weeks, but he's smoking every day at the moment (beginning of uni so he may be """stressed""")

ultimately my question is, if he doesn't stop after I keep telling him to and he keeps incessantly smoking, would I be a cunt for tripping the fire alarm outside his room? I figure one of the admin people from the accomodation will come to resent the alarm, smell the smoke and that'll get the smarmy little cunt to stop one way or another

lol wut

>he doesn't use a kettle heated with the power of thought
howling at the state of your intellect

Any of you lads playing Zelda?

i'm basically his godfather now

i already raised one german shepherd so i will take this little runt into my tutelage

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isn't your accommodation non-smoking? just report him

let me redpill you on the gooseneck

nah, looks great though

might see if i can get my sister to go 50/50 on a switch for it

lmao are you a 12yo girl

I'm not a snitch though

feel a bit sad desu

can practically see the over groomed beard and flannel shirt of the twat who made this video right now

>gif
fuck off

it's just a chemex it's a simple and tasty method of brewing coffee plus it's so pretty it's in the smithsonian

i was a barista for a bit and use mine all the time because i can't afford a $20,000 espresso machine tfw poor

watched this .gif for far too long. The loop is seamless.

I got a Wii U a year ago for Smash Bros and Mario Kart. It's such a massive game I think I'll be playing it for the next few months.

If you want a cheaper option, you can probably pick a Wii U up for cheap on Ebay, but it's a dead console now.

yeah it may sound I'm adverse to confronting him, I just think its a bit poor to be on his arse after meeting him just a week before
he's been living here a year already and got all his azn buddies to move in here so I'm the only whiteboi of the pack. have no problem putting it up to him just don't want to rock the boat too early

kinda mean

what's wrong user

air raid siren's going off lads

Why lad? Did something happen?

You can emulate it now anyway.

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They did a great job on this.

haha alri gramps keep an eye out for those heinkels for us would you

are there any other good games for the switch atm?

i think what they did is they just reversed it, not actually looped it

either way it's relaxing, pourover is always relaxing

probably cos hes so ugly

remember when the eu banned certain types of kettles?

well now YOU will get to decide for yourself what kind of kettle to use

dunno just one of those days

>uni accommodation
>having roommates
may the dice land where they fall.
as usual, this is to be expected from Germon€¥.

rude

Except you can't really. It will be year at least till it's playable. Still pretty impressive that they've got it loading though.

not nice

hmm well tomorrow will be better

m8 I played through Super Mario 3D world with nary an issue.

sunday funday with the lasses x

No. They're porting the latest Mario Kart though, but there's nothing else that's worth playing for a few months. Don't know if it will be that sucessful ngl

that's not real is it?

new patch alri

it's terrible, I was stuck with asians last year and I'm stuck with asians again
they're all cunts, though I don't mind if they stay in their room all the time and just eat takeaway. but to smoke in your room is fucking stupid, even with weed here people take it to the smoking area, honestly I would like to have an excuse to go out there regularly
he smokes black menthols as well for some reason and is completely immersed in american culture (accent is painful)

>patch
explain

no, those are modern beauty standards, just some dude larping

Budget Day! :)

an embroidered patch for my bags or denim jackets or just to have as a tchotchke

are they not called patches over there or something?