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The gf(male) edition

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thats a big clit

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keeping the other thread open for when janny spots this one

reckon I might give the willy a rub to honour international women's day

Mistook this for /mämmi/ for a second there

janny please

shaggy thought it was chocolate

what is difference between province and region

talking to a cute japanese girl on a language exchange app

a province has borders. a region doesn't need to necessarily.

jog on gooky

>implying janny isn't furiously wanking to women(men) as we speak

tricked some fat yank runt into thinking im a japanese girl lads
he sent me a picture of his disgusting tiny willy

just bought some pastries

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Janny is unironicly a slag (female)
I've seen her picture posted multiple times here

>janny is female
severely doubt this

don't need no butterflies when you give me the whole damn zoo
by the way, by the way, you do things to my body
and I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you

do we know anything about are jan?

Just shows up at the end of threads posting a picture of how we should wait until page 8.
Just put the thing in the sticky if thats THAT important.

he's a good lad who doesn't like:
- early threads
- kpop noncery

but does like:
- sandwiches
- sleeping
- mummy
- volunteering

>eating pizza with a knife and fork
what did he mean by this?

I've followed him on twitter but I feel like I need rundown

maybe he doesn't want to get his fingers covered in grease and semolina particulates

>not being civilised

yeh the swift destruction of the kpop vermin was great. they'll still bitter about it today.

If you ask me for anything again, I'll drive you off a cliff sweetie.

'ri Tim

YYYAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

>maybe he doesn't want to get his fingers covered in grease

>tfw I wear these serving gloves every time I eat any meal with my hands because I go fucking insane when my hands gets greasy

Good thing you can buy these by the thousands for really cheap on amazon.

remember there was this lad in high school that was really cool and popular
looked him up on normiebook and he seems lame now
wonder what happened?

hmm

haha how is bacteria even real like ahaha nigga just wash you hands after the meal
>bothering to cut through thin crust
>civilised
I would kind of understand if it was a yank style deep pan pizza pie but seriously

not nearly as creative as i once was boys

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might succumb to a caramel milka lads

So I should never ask you anything again?

getting very concerned at the normalisation of the hijab

how long until white women start wearing it as a trend, for social brownie points, virtue signalling as they always do?

get out a paper pad and pencil and start sketching xx

They have those at those Korean fried chicken places

Would of thought it would be haram to have a logo on your head(table)cloth

I do this too actually. I know I know hurr durr americans eating greasy food yeah fuck off. It's annoying because my hands are so big and the extra large gloves get really expensive though

getting my weekly dose of rare and forgotten songs

I am the the presiding officer of /brit/

>Would of thought it would be haram to have a logo on your head(table)cloth

getting my null dose of girlfriend lads

fuck you

had 2 out of 3 of my professors use the term 'dead white men' in class this week lads
insufferable polyps

>get an error a couple of minutes after starting gta now
well that was fun for a few days but im not going to spend two days downloading it again just to fix it

fell asleep reading a book, that's 90 minutes wiped off the day oops

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Been chatting to this fit bird on Tinder lads. Have already arranged a Netflix and chill for our second date.

AMA, virgcücks

I said semolina not salmonella you fucking dishcloth

>had 2 out of 3 of my professors use the term 'dead white men' in class this week lads

what is this bloke about? seems to be a circle of bennie-scrounging mentalists on youtube all involved. what is it?

feel like my stocks in the 'doraposting gimmick plummeting as this runt continues to wildly misuse it

should've walked out

georgia 2bh lads

Sexists BTFO

>feel like my stocks in the 'doraposting gimmick plummeting as this runt continues to wildly misuse it

jk x
He's a mentally ill man who still manages at life better than me.

>I-it's your fault women aren't funny, shitlords!

Runt. Can count on one hand the number of funny women I've met.

that did nothing to explain why women are in fact funny

Honestly don't know, I've never even found one of his own channels. All I find are reuploads.
It's a whole group of rejects on welfare making several videos a day aimed at each other. Very 2007 YouTube-esque

Yeah, I had one explain why there were no women in the reading syllabus.

Oh right, even so what's the big deal with that getting on your hands

not sure where this women aren't funny meme came from. i know loads of humorous women.
but are men generally funnier? yeh probably. but that doesn't make women unfunny.

im convinced this argument exclusively comes from people who dont spend any meaningful time around women.

>spend 5 years in uni doing medicine and have no life after 1st year
>spend 2 years getting exploited in the nhs long hours, shit jobs, little to no days off, shit pay
>when thats done start on 35k (if you're lucky)
>spend the next 10-15 years working your bollocks off in a high stress environment specialising (if you're lucky)
>spend the next 10 years trying to reduce your workload as you realise you've essentially haven't had a life outside of work
>go mad and retire early to travel until you die

don’t think going to uni to do medicine is for me lads.
i'm not a fan of Australia so that’s off the cards too.

I meant that i hate people calling pastries and dessert items 'sweets' when sweets to me are lolly pops and what not

not the other way around

silly cow that i am xx

get into locums lad

there's not a single good path beyond entertainer

the chinky yank professor came up to me and asked if I was going to stay in the class

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT get amongst us

Really love these videos

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been watching some Bergman films at the gallery lads

still reckon it's over-funded trash

yeh thats a great channel. going to make those very things myself soon. bit unsure of how hot to make the oil though. they never give specifications for that.

>thats done start on 35k
FOB

>throat too painful to consume food, water and medicine
>can't relieve pain because throat too painful

What did my body mean by this?

>been watching some Bergman films at the gallery lads

if I ever see this cunt on the street I will smash his bones

ps. fuck YOU pal

dont worry about food but force water down yourself. you need it.

it wants to die

what will the retirement age be for us lads?

honestly it's one of the reasons i like the idea of socialism. at least you get to retire at 60 with a guaranteed pension

waheyyyy bellend

strep throat?

>Brexit is going to cost £70 billion

old friend invited me out but all her new friends are plain girls and boring normie men

i said if you're lucky. its fucking mental that some lads with a mickeymouse degree can end up earning more than a doctor for the first 3 years

probably be the first generation to have the sweet release of death robbed from us

Some women are really funny though.

Hammond just utterly rekt Corbyn lel

dont judge a book by its cover. in fact, thats probably why you've gone so wrong in life.

start saying yes more.

just be confident brah

>people actually watch PoV porn where the girl pretends to get fucked by flopping her body around

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>old friend invited me out but all her new friends are plain girls and boring normie men

said yes to a priest once and still have to go to therapy
never again lad

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*hums hyrule field theme*

didn't say I wasn't going you utter worm