Would spunk in her trunk
/brit/
Dominic Butler
Jason Sanchez
BOGANS OUT!
Jacob Brown
just found out the gf's sister is bisexual and is "romantically attracted only to women"
Owen Nguyen
>her
Carson Turner
shaggy thought it was chocolate
Hunter Hall
literally tried making a new thread twice and it timed out on me
Leo Johnson
could be worse
Jason Williams
doing a crave
Jeremiah Perez
...
Samuel Ross
really need a trashy gf
John Davis
Imagine having a boring voice
Connor Taylor
very very dry looking
Adam Hughes
...
Kayden Walker
>really hot girl tells everyone she identifies as a "straight male"
>she does not realize that I am everything she despises ideologically (read: a normal, sane person)
>tell her I think i might be female, and like men
>seems into it, might even fuck
>her friends catch on and tell her what i was scheming
fucking cockblocked again
Aiden Lewis
time for a poo, a shower then potentially a wank
Mason Perez
Going to be calling newfags new lads instead it encourages a much more friendly atmosphere
Jaxon Gutierrez
newlad
Grayson Torres
Which Attenborough doc is that from senpai?
Landon Torres
Let's give Philip Hammond £350m a week every week for 3 years just to cover the initial cost of Brexit. It didn't say on the bus.
Luke Gomez
...
Cameron Brown
What books you lot reading then?
Xavier Garcia
Jaxon Harris
>no edition
Dumb aussie poster
Joseph Diaz
...
Landon Long
>gif
fuck off
Samuel Myers
Doing a listen to jazz rock
Jayden Collins
how can i get a black gf?
Hudson Wright
Visit France
James Perez
Literally have no idea what the economy even is
Asher Gutierrez
get a job and a decent haircut.
brush your teeth.
shave your anus.
Noah Martin
it's the state of a country or region in terms of the production and consumption of goods and services and the supply of money
William Martinez
>9/10 nonces are men
>9/10 terrorists are men
Luke Cox
...
Charles Parker
Get rekt Malta
Jacob Scott
it's a pseudoscience
Julian Hernandez
All things which are unmeasurable
Eli Robinson
...
Robert Martinez
>piercing
>short yellow hair
>tunnels
>tatues
>fashion glasses
READY TO FIRE! BURN!
Isaac Robinson
Disgusting ! taxing the self employed to not tax the corporations
Dominic James
wow you're sooooo clever
where did you learn all this cleverness
Nathan Nelson
>10/10 of men are men
Kayden Perry
Hinds are very aesthetically pleasing
Jason Stewart
Really expands your consciousness...
Thomas Kelly
>shave your anus.
err, no thanks
Grayson Torres
erm wow this is very bigoted and problematic
not all men are men and not all women are women, this is 2017 for pete's sake why do I have to keep protesting this shit
Jonathan Sullivan
>Additional funding of £350m for the Scottish government
Thanks English tax payers!
Dylan Lewis
Ah yes, Rachel Riley youtube.com
David Hill
what shitty gorilla and orangutan drawings
do gorillas even climb trees?
Jaxson Green
shame such a good band is wasted on such disgusting people
Landon Bennett
do it, filthy little runt
Liam Gray
shit
Alexander Barnes
Really enlightens me as to how ingrained racism is and how it needs to be bred out by amalgamating us all into one single caramel coloured people's with incredibly high IQs
Elijah Thomas
only puffs shave their arses
Eli Rivera
Japanese cheesecake?it's not
Landon Sanders
no, fuck off
men who shave any part of their body other than the face/neck should be battered
Robert Murphy
olen gorilla
Jacob Parker
Why the fuck is BBC Three still a thing FFS
bbc.co.uk
Landon Cook
>120m extra to NI
Thank you England we appreciate it very much
*Erects a £120m mural*
Jackson Baker
Given that unemployment in Spain is over 25% and Italy, Greece, Portugal are facing economic implosion of catastrophic proportions it's fair to say we're far better off out of the EU. During the vote virtually no one discussed the economic mess of the EU and the 900 BILLION Euros of EU funds lost annually to corruption. Our economy has proved remarkably resilient *because* we're not in the Euro.
Nathaniel Baker
t. paki
t. nigger
Luke Barnes
t. 45 year old powerbottom twink
Ryan Jackson
Will be handy for the reunification fund.
Luke Martinez
>120m extra to NI
Thank you England very much appreciated
*Holds 10 more elections until the unionists hold 100% of the seats*
Landon Hill
Don't chimpout on me senpai.
Samuel Davis
I need to shave my body once a week otherwise it becomes incredibly hairy
Camden Nguyen
>gif
fuck off
Josiah Taylor
Rachel Riley's boyfriend is a paki slav manlet kek
Charles Evans
THe 'Lords' aren't feeling the pinch though are they?
Not on £300 a day funded by the tax-payer...
Juan Allen
dpd driver had to drive past my house to get to where he is now but he wont be here for another 2 hours
Eli Peterson
small m for milli, 10^-3
capital M for Mega, Million 10^6
it's pretty much a common sense
Hunter Mitchell
saw a grown MAN in lecture today playing the n'nt'nd' switch
felt like snapping his neck desu
Andrew Parker
Here we go again another Tory toff to shackle the poor, slaughter the public services but continue to allow the rich and multi-nats to carry on regardless. Brexit isn't the cause of our Dis-united kingdom although it hasn't helped, the Tories divided us years and years ago
Owen Adams
Business idea: communist revolution in the UK
Noah Lopez
Gonna shave all my hair off
Lucas Lee
>you now remember AC Milan
Josiah Thompson
If this picture doesn't convince you its time to end racism then nothing will.
Brandon Nelson
...
Parker Perez
whats this news about brexit? haven't read the news today
Luis Nelson
stop going to the BBC you utter runt
Brody Wilson
probably needed after you're literally burning money with that RHI scheme
Jaxon Reyes
the gf is at it again
Jacob Ortiz
done a pig boo and had to flush 3 times haha
Nathaniel Allen
fuck you
Nicholas Martinez
The very fact that they are having to build a 'warchest' of £70bn of OUR money tells you exactly what the effects of brexit will be.
Benjamin Gonzalez
...
Thomas Morris
There is absolutely nothing in this budget to fix the Housing Crisis gripping the UK
Jayden Wilson
Honestly direct rule when. Our govt is fucking incompetent whether it be the unionists or nationalists they're all useless idiots playing at being politicians.
Brayden Allen
...
Jonathan Lopez
total value of everything produced in the country in a given time
Nathaniel Russell
>direct rule
[terrorism intensifies]
Robert Scott
...
Jason Rogers
4000 calories have entered my body since 9 this morning.
still got din dins and dessert to go...
Jacob Scott
> Jeremy Corbyn is "so far down a black hole that even Stephen Hawking has disowned him"
lol
Evan Moore
>having a fat gf
not worth shouting about tbqhm80mechum
Isaiah Mitchell
think I need to go to a chiropodist again haha
cost £300 though and can't afford it
Samuel Thompson
eeerrrm?? sweety is thicc x
William Miller
orangutans are smarter than downies
Jace Ross
Should have voted Alliance mate
Elijah Cook
Driverless vehicles was the best dig.