Oh hey user I didnt see you in a while! You really turned into a man, wow!"

>Oh hey user I didnt see you in a while! You really turned into a man, wow!"

"So... What are you doing nowadays?"

>>tubby girl walking her attack dog
>>implying attractive

Oh wow hey it's been forever ha ha.

I'm pretty busy with work these days. Corporate litigator.

Actually, look, got a meeting to run to, but I'll .... facebook you! Ha ha see you!

I went to my college and sleeped and have done the net until now.
I'll fap by now and write a thesis.

>So what do you do n your spare time, what hobbies do you have, user?

i-i p-play v-vi-vi-deog-g-games ..

>You really turned into a man, wow!"

Everybody literally tells me that I haven't changed at all since middle school and that I look like a prebuscent boy.

Please don't wear shirts like that in my presence. It is disgusting and I think of you as trash you dumb fucking slut.

Of course I said all of that in my mind.

indios age slower

I'm network admin.

But sorry, I can't stop currently as I'm doing [lie/half truth], but if you give me your number we can go for a drink or something later?

hey bby ;)
i'm a masturbation expert

>but if you give me your number we can go for a drink or something later?
holy fuck, larping this hard

Good to see you. Nice breasts + birthing hips

bad for you then PROVindiANO

University keeps me busy and i spend my free time by playing video games and avoiding social interactions.

>implying I don't immediately sneak away when I see a familiar face from a distance

That's the face of a dogfucker.

same thing I thought

>I'll .... facebook you!
Do people on this board go on facebook?

>University keeps me busy

Kek low IQ Finngoloid detected

I made a minimalist account just to seem normal and then I locked it down.
Not having an account at all is probably a red flag for some people.

So I'm not the only one who does this all the time. Nice.

No.

I think most of us have an account but don't use it

What?

Yes, where do you think you are? this entire place is dominated by redditors and other kind of shitters

fuck the pussy, the dog can take the anus.

then i fuck the dog.

?

his university education is merely a slightly inconvenient chore for him like taking out the trash

>that feel when not smart

D-did you hear they made it legal to have sex with animals?

Hi, yeah I know right? *little flex and wink*

*move closer and grab her ass* so your place or mine?

i'm going to college in germany next year
is this really what german girls look like?
how do i get one to sleep with me

>spotted on the big brother cams everywhere
>shipped to a feminist reducation camp
>she's getting railed by achmed

i am living my life, now back off

Fapping to girlish japanese cartoons on internet

shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeet

>Not having an account at all is probably a red flag for some people.

Those people are called dipshits lad

>user WANT MILKIES MOMMY! MILKIES MOMMY! MILKIES!

also her hair is fucking awful, looks like a wig

About to graduate from medical school.

LEMME SUCK

LEMME FUCK

BITE IT

YOU SCUM

YOU JUST KNOW

we all have to deal with dipshits though

Why German girls always have big boobs *-* ??

>You really turned into a man, wow!
said no one ever

literally no one in Europe would think that way

Americans are still so prudish, good god

Babyface spotted

Drank tea and waited for cute girls to go on dates with. And my tea just so happened to turn empty.

...

I like you user kun

shoot the dog
rape the girl
shoot the girl
rape the dog
rape the girl again

Yo cute dog! Can I pet it?

You just know...

Of course I do, are you some kind of anti social autist?

Nonsense user. At least you figured it out before my lesser gifted eurobros. It is people like you who truly make america great again!

boobies like that, thats just the best one can hope for on this earth

"Oh, hey, hi long time no see. How you been doing, yeah thats great, well I need to get going, nice seeing you, bye!"

> all these boob fags
Fucking idiot fetishists

My god ... the dog

got any source here OP?

Oh hi anonette
Not much,hbu
K,nice having a talk with ya
Maybe we can meet again
Bye