glasgow edition
/brit/
Hunter Martinez
Mason Allen
...
Jonathan Williams
Howling at this Auschwitz mode yank mong
Dominic Bennett
2500 is bretty fat mode if you dont workout
Austin Jackson
why are scottish cities so grim
>inb4 cherrypicked images of Boringburgh
Ryan Cooper
How long is the acceptable before asking a girl out to drink or eat?
Met this girl later night and we talked all night and shit don't know though
Ryder Johnson
why are english cities so grim
>inb4 cherrypicked images Baghdad
Julian Wood
I do workout and no it isn't fat if you don't workout, it's literally the recommended amount for a grown man
David Roberts
>named the euro city of culture
>named the friendliest city in the world
>it's shite
Dominic Edwards
ah yes
you seem to have captured the one day in the past decade where it was sunny
Cameron Sullivan
Virtually every city in the world has a nice looking bit in the middle
Benjamin King
yeah, except for every city in Eastern Europe, non gulf mena and se asia.
-in the UK
Levi Bailey
my dick itches lads
Nolan Jackson
>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the aisles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Calum and Deano in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
>get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up
>wait for the missus to go to bed
>crank one out to some extremely overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware
>check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs
>forward it to Davo
>head upstairs
>slip in beside the missus in our comfy IKEA bed
Austin Hernandez
Shant be posting in that leafs thread
Sebastian Barnes
Ryan Moore
housekeeper just utterly castrated that canadian lads x
Gavin Martin
plymouth? nah not a fan
Nathaniel Kelly
wouldn't have a bloody clue
Parker Gutierrez
Louise I know that you post here
I just want to say thanks for the good work you're doing xx
Brandon Bell
...
Jack Edwards
>LOOK AT THIS GRAPH WHICH SHOWS THAT LIFE EXPECTANCY INCREASES AS TIME PASSES
You complete fucking idiot
Joseph Lopez
>replying to a 1 hour old post
kys
Ayden White
...
Eli Roberts
Circa 2017: scotland
Jordan Robinson
rude
Adam Johnson
louise from where lad
Thomas Gonzalez
what the FUCK goes on here
Anthony Hernandez
>replying to a 1 hour old post
kys
Austin Morris
Blake Morgan
interesting take on a classic
well done
Ayden Thompson
bacon and butter powerhouse of europe
Logan Brown
canada of europe
Grayson Perry
shittest scandi country cos they dont even have nice countryside
Jack Torres
tsarist russia was a shithole!!!!!
source: historian goldberg steinowitz
Matthew Cox
denmark is based
Blake Wood
TGSTEL
Sebastian Harris
need to add a 4th tier for cyclists vs cage ragers
Isaac Diaz
you're based
Jaxon Brown
nothing worthwhile
they sell hash in front of everyone in the middle of the city
Ryan Lewis
>being a scotniggers
drink cyanide
Anthony Reed
tag yourselves x
Owen Brooks
the so-called Midlands engine
William Moore
can you not see the huge fucking jump under stalin? you dolt
Leo Garcia
what a fucking racist
reported to mummy may
Liam Hill
netherlands with more pigs
Sebastian Cooper
if it was so great why doesn't it exist anymore
Sebastian Baker
midlands engine
northern powerhouse
what are they going to call the south/wales/scotland?
Noah White
pigs and lego
Cooper Russell
am not, sadly
Jace Kelly
no
people who feel the need to apply some special unique political label to themselves are both idiots and boring cunts.
Cameron Butler
youtube.com
>yanks
screaming
Eli Williams
excellent post
Isaac Roberts
why are politics important to you?
Christopher Sullivan
whats your autistic collection lads?
Levi Bell
So I'm a Nazi?
Always considered myself a Radical Centrist
Cooper Thompson
every version of russia since the kievan rus has been a shithole
Joshua Williams
:(
William Thompson
yes you are hun x
Logan Ross
Louise the ol' Mensch
Asher Morales
>biking
runts. Im fisting your gf's right now
Gabriel Diaz
good post
I have the pleasure of getting this bad boy every day
Leo Thompson
Been off /brit/ for a few years, is maisieposting still a thing?
Luke Nguyen
>lmao dude why would i believe in anything, politics is for nerds lol
foy
Cooper Cox
Mountain Dew is beyond disgusting. Tastes like fucking fizzy lemonade.
Michael Butler
scottish slavehouse ideally desu
Jeremiah Parker
Dank memes
Tyler Evans
coins primarily made of silver and gold
Brody Diaz
it governs every aspect of our lives
politics and economics are inescapable
Jason Thomas
infp but estp on here
fake news
Easton Jones
where do buses fit into this
Julian Rivera
Ian Lee
unironically love all of these
Nolan Scott
i lived there
not much
Juan Hill
look at meee I'm saddiq khan! HURR DURRRR ALLAH HURDURRRR *plop*
Carson Hughes
b8
Brody Watson
buses are above cars but below walking
not a fan of buses
Gabriel Allen
Carson Jackson
slagposting should be higher tbqphwy
Ryder Morales
thanks for the respectable answer
I needed that one
Jacob Sanchez
myer briggs is pseudoscience for Facebook twats to post about
and these incredibly convoluted political labels mean absolutely nothing and do not make you some "enlightened" politically minded person
just makes you a dumb twat with no personality that you're so desperate for this neat little political club to fit into..
Blake Wright
Deano, My Son
Lucas Campbell
Am I allowed to shitpost here?
Noah Thomas
wish somebody would feed me right now :[
Ayden Ortiz
What's wrong lad?
Christopher Ward
hmmmm
if I say no will you do it anyway
Robert Rogers
cute :)
Ryan White
i wanna lick... your pubic hair
Brandon Ramirez
These ones are pretty nice, they look garish in the daytime though
Robert Ramirez
*unshethes dik*
Nicholas Cooper
Got my first stand-up gig at an open mic event this Friday evening.
From what I've been told there's going to be about 30-40 people in the audience. Quite nervous.
Charles Cook
...
Kayden Foster
lick my hairy shitty arsehole
Juan Morris
anyone here ever kicked a dog?
Nolan Gray
Been physically feeling like shit for weeks.
Maybe.
Grayson Evans
Tell us a joke
Daniel Lee
YOU KICK MY DOG AND NOW HE NEED OPERATION
Leo Richardson
go fuck them up
Jackson Nelson
>of our lives
of your life sweetie
some of us are busy out having sex and stuff you know...
Asher Cooper
depression?