Azure window recently fell in gozo, also ask a maltese person anything

Azure window recently fell in gozo, also ask a maltese person anything.

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How are you coping?

Im enjoying the memes

Are the British going to revoke your Victoria's cross for failing to defend your island?

I was planning on moving to your country in a years time. Hopefully Brexit doesnt fuck that up.

Kek.
You'll be welcomed here, brexit or not.
Lotsa people like the brits and so does the goverment.
Just dont go live in sliema unless you want to see fucking teenagers running around the entire town.

I don't really understand the logistics here senpai

So the entire area used to be above water and now it's submerged?

...

do you speak english or maltesian in day to day conversiation with other maltesians?

>You'll be welcomed here, brexit or not.
we'll see, I hope so!

The arch in the picture is what fell user.
And pretty much all that happened is it fell yeah
We speak maltese to each other unless your a northern faggot in which case gou only speak english and disgrace your heritage

Tell us crazy things about Malta no foreigner knows.

F

What the fuck do foreigners even know about here?
One odd thing?
You'd think we would like arabs having our language based off theirs.
We do not fucking like them at all.

Maltese is the only Semitic language recognized as an official language of Europe. You don't think that's cool?

u have pastry things and unironically eat rabbit
you wuz templars

why do so many of you come to australia

Maltese is a dead language.
The only reason people visit your speck of shit island is because you can go to English language schools there for a holiday course.

Ww2 nalta was a shit and so many went to australia.
Have myself some family down there.
Its neat.
WE
WUZ
KNIGHTS
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SHIEEET

Hey Malta, why doesn't your cute non country build a bridge between your islands ? Do you go often between islands ? On which one do you live

wow, rude
malta also has a very competitive tax regime and popeye village

Ahmed stop being so salty your dinghy fucking deflated trying to get to malta from africa.
I live on the main island poland desu.
Its also too expensive for us to build loke a 4km bridge to gozo.
Also the two other islands are barely used or wildlife reservesPopeye village is fucking great

d-do people live on comino?

Yes they do.
Only a family though

does malta have other arches?
thoughts on this one?

What's your language like?

>sliema
didn't notice you'd written this
my mum grew up there lmao

Useful for us as noone else can speak it, too many languages welded into one that youd have to know english arabic and italian to understand a concersation

The arch is only popular since it fell, since everyone here is only interested in being the guy who talks about recent events.Not a bad place but the amount of foreigners will make you feel like you moved into fucking serbia.

If you're coming here to live for a decent amount of time, learning some of the language will make people like you more as modt of the foreigners here dont really care about our language as most of us speak english.

Give me a complicated sentence in Maltese

>italo-tunisians
mistake

Tell me about the Templar Knights

Naghtik li tghidli, kif inhu l-pajjiz tieghek habib u ma tkunx taf il-hi bhalissa uwx?
That is a xomplicated sentence avoiding most unused words
We're the knights of st john canada friendAhmed enjoy your benefits i see

huh it always used to be quite a nice/upmarket neighbourhood, i swear?

Not anymore or since the late 2000s anyway, probably lived in a nicer area then i normally go though.

Looks like the language of our moriscos

How do I get a Maltese gf?

a rock fell into the sea

>thisisnews

>ask a maltese person anything

How the fuck do you guys make these?

Secret
Be rich or /fit/
We are a fucking island.

Welp, i'm neither of those. i guess i will just kill myself. Malta was my last hope.

You can still get fit, user.

I honestly prefer the Durdle Door. More aesthetically pleasing shape of the arch.

he still wont have much luck i dont think
maltese girls are pure catholic qts

Is Malta socially conservative or socially liberal or are progressive in some areas and conservative in others?

Also how do you view refugees and foreigners in general?

are you a knight, or do you know any knights?

Fuck off edgelord.

>catholic
thats where you're wrong.
we're losing all our catholic tradition
I'd like to be, I know a guy who is an honorary knight.
Conservative, but we're changing into progressive sadly. Our guberment uses the LGBT shit to gain votes though.
No problem user if you're a decent guy you could find one, you wont get a 10/10 qt but you could get a nice maltese girl?

how much of the language to i have to know to get a gf

weed will get you thrown in jail still im guessing?
literally none
english is an official language and 99% of them speak it perfectly

how do you become a honorary knight

>Malta
Literally who?

looks dope

If you aren't a moron you could hide it.
I know 15 year olds who are pot heads who grow it, not too hard if you're not trying to show it to the police.
Do something worthy of becoming an honorary knight or serve in the English military(i think)
nice dubs
t-thanks

Why does this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta still exist and function effectively as its own country?

Stayed in Sliema for two weeks last month, had an absolute time

Not Maltese but I think it's just one of those things that's still around just because it never actually got disbanded.

Also aren't they based primarily in Rome anyways?