Began the industrial revolution which brought the world into the modern age

>began the industrial revolution which brought the world into the modern age
>theory of gravity
>theory of evolution
>biggest empire in history
>colonies which became rich and powerful, sensible economic policies and government which allowed them to thrive
>world language
>founder of parliamentary democracy
>invented football, golf, rugby and cricket, the most popular sports in the world
>to this day still a nuclear armed UN security council member, and one of the largest economies in the world

You guys banter the UK, but looking at it objectively we are one of the greatest civilisations of all time. We're a small rainy island and we had a bigger impact on the whole world than any other people on Earth. Why are we so great?

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if you're so good then why are your cars complete garbage

>being proud of stuff you didn't do
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>being proud of stuff you didn't do
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we are impressive aren't we daddy :)

devilishly so

yeah but muslims

>thriving in achievements that you yourself didn't do

Nonetheless, The British Empire and its participants were masters of trade and your navy was amazing. Due to the sea faring, as well as contact from various other civilisations you were able to draw influence from schools of thoughts and engineering and thus advance them to your cause of expanding the empire in which the son never sets. It was because of this sea faring and trading that you were able to become INSANELY rich, allowing you to purchase more resources and advance and expand EVEN FURTHER.

The Brits were pretty much the first to have ended slavery while the Yanks were still sperging out, gave rise to fantastic writers from Charles Dickens to the Anarchist George Orwell, and due to their colonisation created countries which are capable of generating the toppest of bantz.

Sure, they might've done some shitty stuff in India and Africa, but to be fair, your contributions in WWI and WWII were also phenomenal.

Regardless, the British empire is objectively the best Empire.

Also tea. Tea is nice.

>dissing on based Maajid Nawaz and Ayaan Al Hisri
>Four Lions

Come on, lad. The only threat to your people is more SJWs buying into the bigotry of low expectations, and still staying under the Neo-liberal super power of the EU

thanks best son

thanks for civilization, UK. Now please stop the we wuzing.

Hey, I think your past is really great, and you have many things to be proud of.
But aren't you worried about the current state of your country?

Why should we be?

Aren't you worried about the whole Brexit issue?

Why should we?

We have a lot of friends outside of Europe

DonĀ“t get into an argument with him. It will just be the same shit as always.

Haha. Good luck Britain

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People who voted remain
>intellectuals
>middle and upper class
>young

People who voted leave
>idiots
>poor
>communists/fascists/libertarians
>old
>racists

>we are
you were, a long time ago

look at greece today and then think of what it was

it was great

but now it's a stagnant shithole

ah yes a wealthy first world country that's objectively a shithole you utter moron

>British "intellectuals"

People who made this post
> Handsome
> Intelligent
> Confident
> Well endowed

People who I'm replying to
> Bitter
> Angry
> Insecure
> Ugly
> Very small genitalia

>intellectuals

you mean gender study grads?

But what have you done LATELY?

>get incredibly butthurt about a certain country surpassing you in all fields of science and industry
>sacrifice your global empire to destroy them
>set back scientific research 30 years by killing the best and brightest of a generation
>do it again 30 years later
>act smug about crashing and burning not only yourself but the entire european continent
brits are a bit weird innit

literal yank tier post fuck off

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incredible posts

Worth it 2bh

>implying britain shouldn't have stopped Hitler and Nazi Germany

Don't forget we LITERALLY invented time (GMT), truly God's own people

You cretins would still be living under rocks, know your place in front of a noble anglo

Well, do be fair, we colonized you.
You must thank us for your germanic genes that lead you to greatness

>britbongs bomb us into oblivion
>we rebuild everything with the help of america
>we are back only a few years later
>meanwhile Great Britain sacrificed their hundreds of year old Empire to stop ze evil german
>British politicians now say that we live in a german dominated Europe which means we won (for now)
>when they beat us again we will just reapeat the whole thing
>everytime Germany is "dead" it will come back stronger and with a new form
>mfw Inselaffen will never get rid of us

good post

>intellectuals
They don't exist anymore, not really, mainly because it's fucking useless and specialisation is required, i.e, you need actual skills not the ability to circlejerk and do nothing for your whole life. They were always agenda-pushing autists disconnected from the reality of the world and their country anyway.

>we
You help Israel to rise into a power, do you know about that?
We should have finished the job.

Maybe. Thanks for strong slavic genes.
:D:D:D

>You guys banter the UK, but looking at it objectively we are one of the greatest civilisations of all time.
>one of the greatest
>one of

Let's be real here, we're quite literally the greatest.

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You're useless now

The world needs to respect the UK

thanks dad

thanks granddad

thanks bros

No prob m80

>spic

LMAO

thanks britain, you are a cool guy

greatest nation ever

>You guys banter the UK
We honestly don't give two shits about England. You lost all the influence a century ago.

thanks, bro

>roleplaying as a country

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>being awake at 4:03 AM EST

>not being awake at 4:03AM EST and missing all the shitposts

I have no problem admitting non-Sup Forums Brits are based on average. but most Sup Forums Brits - oh golly gee!!!!