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STOP TAXIN' DHE VANMEN
edition.
previously on /brit/

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Back from the job centre

araC

Bye

youtube.com/watch?v=vaVR9-rTUTI

Killing white men and cheating on your white husband is the hit new comedy of 2017

This previously on /brit/ gimmick is shit and needs to die

>tfw no brit bf

Dr. Tim, I'm DPD.

aww does white boi want a safe space? can you literally not even right now?

>tfw several brit bfs

Genuinely on top of the world right here lads :D

>user just talk to her
>haha it doesn't matter I've had sex with her "sloppy seconds" isn't a real thing!

just wasted £2.50 on a terrible chicken fillet sandwich

*OI! AHT DA FACKIN WAI*

cute numale baka

choose your cheerfu

12

>you finally fucked her?
>hey that makes us custard brothers!
>high five!

Just b urself

Women dont care for jawlines or broad shoulders; they are addicted to confidence.

need to fart and poo really badly but i have another 3.5 hours of work

(((Scarlett Johansson)))
(((Ilana Glazer)))
(((Zoë Kravitz)))

18 looks the youngest x

THAIIIIIII LADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>user we've talked about this before I don't know what you mean when you talk like that
>maybe if you spoke normally girls would like you

how is this possible

>literally who vs a famous qt
gee, I wonder

nonce

least no numale
good on ya

im glad the aussies live so far away that they're only here to annoy daytime /brit/ instead of later when the thread gets good again.

dont care 2bh

It;s almost as if different people spend different amounts of money.

He's certainly earned way more than her in his life time but this bitch was making bank while still being raised by her parents and having an expenditure of fucking nothing in comparison to living the high life in Hollywood.

I'm here rockin' /brit/ alllllllll nigggghhhhhttt long, baby
It's the NEET life for I

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Roberts_filmography

Eric Roberts has been in so much shit he literally has his own wikipedia page just for films he has been in.

>later is when it gets good
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

all of them are at uni, its calm

>literally who
wut

>trying to prove someone isn't a literal child by saying they went to uni

Why am I so fucking fat lads

you eat too much and/or you don't move enough

because you keep eating

post belly

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>I'm coming for your white vans

lads

boggles my mind that yanks have to be taught not to stick sharp objects in their ears

cutting his head off was a bit far though

Rate??

Banter

safe

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>70 IQ

tell my 90s self to not watch gay porn

haha based black people.
so much more fun than whites

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>American "housing"

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kev transcends race

It's uncanny

fuck borders and laws and shit

>Jock
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stirrup

why do leftists who hate the white working class always assume that white working class people are inherently white supremacists that side with rich whites over working class non-white people?

why can't i dislike both? i feel no sympathy for either.

How does a human have sex with a chicken? How does that work? How does someone even get caught for that if it did work?

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fugging gommie

if theres a hole, you can have sex with it

need casual sex with g

how about a g(m)?

This is literally my bf

I even call him Daddy when he rapes me

it's the gommies that always say this though

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>got a test that's worth 20% today
>only done around 4 hours of revision

I'm fucked aren't I?

Alexa, how long can the average human hold their breath?
Alexa, find me nearby bridges
Alexa, add rope and bricks to my shopping list

how to take a screenshot of such length?

hungry

hold print screen and drag the box

Why on earth would you attempt drowning as a suicide method. Your last moments would be horrible, filled with anguish and regret

just like all the rest of my moments haha

There's a couple scripts that do it, there was one on Sup Forums for a while a guy who was screencapping entire articles with a script and uploading them so people didn't have to give them clickshekels to read their propaganda, but it got made redundant by sites like archive.is

Either he used one of them or he just knitted together some standard screenshots manually because he has autism and no job

you could say his career was a bit of a run away train

it's an extension moron

Only painless way to die is with a gun, but we don't have those

>implying extensions aren't scripts

Are you mentally handicapped?

extensions use scripts

lol

And so what is actually being used to take a massive screenshot of a long page?

Oh it;s a script.

You should have been swalled you fuckwit.

Creasing

>this will happen to you one day

ask a female cheese eating surrender monkey anything.

will you marry me?

Pls be my gf

nah I don't know how to use scripts

why don't french women shave

how big is your penis (feminine)

can you use thematic analysis on quantitative research?

What kind of influence do these men exert in your country

Shan't

im not a chad but im 6'2 and look after myself.

that meme died quickly didnt it

Underage b&

JAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY

This picture still makes me smile

VRW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

are you cute?

you're in the club and this man smacks your gf's arse

what do?