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communism edition

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I wake up around 11PM, take a stroll through the streets of London between 12PM and 1PM. I then proceed to read the works of Karl Marx and Trotsky in Her Majesty's parks outside Buckingham Palace, often giving a slight yet luxurious "ha-haw" at the simplicity of their minds. I return home, shower, and scan any potential contracts through various sites. I work for no more than four hours per day yet tend to accomplish enough to make 40K per year. I take the tube to Canary Wharf and laugh at the bankers who make 10 times as much as I do, yet will never be richer in body and soul and see their visible frustration when I call them "replaceable cogs in a jewwy machine".
After, I head to the bar where my old school friends wait - their tired, aged faces are fuel for my youth and vigour. Their girlfriends and wives often hit on me secretly; I play along and let them think they have a chance, before I leave the bar with the prettiest girl half their age. I take her back to my place, and we chill under the skylights and fall in love for a night. By morning I shush her out, call my father and let him know his advice was poor, that 30 years at a pharmaceutical for a redundancy package barely worth 100K wasn't worth it, and he should never call again - I hang up before he tells me I was the one who called. I proceed to get comfy in my bed, I zone into my sports channel of choice and fall asleep until 11PM hits once more.

OGGY OGGY OGGY

just invited the fat 40 year old woman co-worker to the dedicated fight room

waiting on her response

please refrain

Anyone else going to get a bit drunk tonight?

not a word

>communism
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

is mark corrigan a cuck?

more like weighting

Business idea: don't go to uni tomorrow

>We have REAL intellectual discussion

some of you guys are alright

I had a nice dinner lads :)

The advantage straight white cisgender men have, our "privilege", is that our superficial identity is irrelevant. We might have some cultural pride for our ancestry, but, ultimately, our exterior identity is irrelevant. And if every member of each "minority" acted the same way, we'd all be equals, because having pride in your culture does not define you. Nothing defines you but your actions, beliefs, ethics, and achievements. The solution to discrimination is not to fix it while erecting more boundaries, but to treat these differences with absolute apathy. I'm white, who fucking cares? I'm an asshole, that you can take umbrage with. I have a penis, and unless we're fucking it has no relevance to you. I identify as me. Start doing the same. I'll respect you more for thinking of your traits as decorations on the cover of the book (like they are), rather than as the fucking text. Start getting to know people, actually read the fucking book, because right now, the SJW concept of identity is fucking illiterate, which is ironic because you can fill a book with all the components of identity when written in full. Stop inventing new words, stop acting like every minor difference is whole new section in the Dewey Decimal System of classifying people, and start actually looking inward and into the people you're talking to. We all belong on the same fucking shelf, so stop acting like each book belongs on its own shelf to be equal to the others. Try embracing diversity, racial diversity, gender diversity (kind of moot because there are only men, women, post-op trans men, post-op trans women, and pre-op trans men and pre-op trans women of varying points in transition), cultural diversity (involving cultures, not races. Mayan and Aztec may both be native Mexican, but they are different cultures. Germans and Slavs are different ethnicities and cultures, but are white, and Slavs have numerous Slavic cultures as well.

Just watched a lad lose his anal virginity live. Not sure why I'm not bent or owt.

ermm i think you mean 11am

nonce

Is Scotland really England's Mexico?

just hand wrote a letter

nah it was legit his baby

watching the wire lads

Nubian, Beninese, and Bushman are all unique cultures, all Black, but not one is the archetype for the others. It's actually really fucking racist to act like all all Black people share one culture. They share ethnic markers, that's it.), and INTELLECTUAL DIVERSITY. It's sad that the guy who is called every plausible form of discriminatory this side of the Oort Cloud is the one who is actually open minded about people who are different from him, and guess what, most of us identity-irrelevant shitlords are just as open minded. Try actually talk to us before assuming we are bigots. You might actually make a friend.

say hello to everyone in the 1940s for me

Why didn't you share it lad? you used to be alright.

hope you prepd coffe for the firearm unit

England's Mexico is Poland

scotland is england's canada. france is england's mexico (complete with immigrant problem too)

just hand typed a post

eastern europe is the UK's mexico

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just penis typed a post

>minorities are unprivileged not because they've been fucked over for centuries but because they're proud of who they are

all gone?

Ireland is northern ireland's mexico

mexico's england is wales

good taste

Would you be able to convince me to watch this?

Watched the first episode and wasn't that impressed.

Ireland is Mexico lad, generations of immigrants crossing here doing menial work for centuries.

thank me later ye cunts

ye

what's the worst thing you've ever done /brit/?

started it yesterday. I'm still not sure I give a shit about the plot or any of the characters

so what is calais in north america?

Scotland is England's Norway that likes the EU a bit too much

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I've never watched GochiUsa desu.

driving to dublin tomorrow? dublin of all places?

ne

best ask an american lad, not an expert. i would imagine theres some border town filled with starvin marvins in cages.

first season is a bit slow

second season is fucking kino

just stick with it, it grows on you

first person mod abyss watchers are doing my nut in

why didn't donegal join the unionists?

hate driving on the motorway? HATE it?

MINT fuckin night last night lads. Boys night out with Jezza and big john.

Jezza was compltely fucking mortal and tried pullin some munter hahahah.

John was too wankered to walk straight so ended up leaving to grab a kebab

I went to the club and about pulled some slag but took too much charlie so knew I couldn't get me knob hard so i pied her

because they're not cucks

bad taste

I think Norway is England's Norway

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

PLEASE vocaroo this

howling and shrieking at the thought of a yank trying to say those words

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Don't know if I'm way late to it but have you watched KAYS GOOD COOKING?

youtube.com/watch?v=2CysbB_Gs-0

mental

Basshunter is going to playing in my town lads

Decent if not pasta

My taste is the best desu, also I said I've never watched it, not that I hate it.

Having serious second thoughts about this high sugar diet lads

*starves to death*

That's the guy that married that porn star right

its only kind of pasta because ive made one before like 4 months back after watching an episode of geordie shore

what the fuck is this

off to watch the wire
this, not leaving until I hear this

kino

kay's son reminds me of me

FOY

sorted all my t-shirts lads

reckon she should be the 3rd meme in the kev/tim series

>off to watch the wire
fuck off then shitty cuba

reminds me of you too

Harry Hill on ITV

going to buy some new ones off River Island i think

would genuinely die of embarrassment if i had a mum like this, christ almighty

I'm not 10

Not really that keen on Kendrick Lamarr if I'm being completely honest.

has one of you cunts nicked me lighter?

ahaahahaha did he make a silly face again?

hohohoho

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Dunno all I know he made that dota song

Hello....?

Who are you?

Is this the mighty Northern Powerhouse I've heard so much about?

>Computer 2:55:833
>Me 2:55:912

literally going to off myself

Strictly has gone downhill.

of course not

some scam artists keep trying to get me to sign a disclosure so they can take my case forward and win money

empty your pockets

THE DIGITS MASON

what do you think the average /brit/ poster looks like?

>patchy beard
>glasses
>dark brown eyes
>messy hairstyle
>lack of body hair

after reading this, you'll need to think about breathing

trying to scam some lad into signing a disclosure so I can take their case forward and win money

what's funny?