You wake up in your cunt in 1720

You wake up in your cunt in 1720...

ah fuck im in sweden
where do i kill myself

And I'm surrounded by empty fields and nothingness.

You get turned over to Russia in one year.

>shanked by natives
>scarily alright with this.

Maybe try to find me a Chumash waifu.

Kill the Portuguese to avoid the creation of the HUE monster

Bonjour

I'm in China.
All of my suka blyat.

>my state is almost entirely wilderness
>wander around, probably get eaten by wolves or killed by injuns

>tfw just in time to prepare for the American Revolution

comfy life

I would living in a place with less than 10.000 people and hundreds of thousands of cows
I would eat steak every day since meat is free, you can kill all the cows you want as long as you leave the hide (only the leather was worth money)
And I could get anything smuggled from Europe, and be a corrupt merchant ignoring the Spanish monopoly.
Better life than in Europe.

>implying you could survive for 56 years in 18th century America

>spaniard-spawn
>killing portuguese
You're going against type advantage, Juanito.

I'd stop sending niggers to Brazil, though.

Live as a farmer in nearby town because new england and shit

>be me, in south-florida
>idle along the coasts, hoping to board a ship passing by
>go to nassau or havana and hope 18th century English/Spanish aren't wildly different enough from today's versions, so that I can be useful as a translator
>hope to amass enough money so that I can have a nice estate and waifu like Barry Lyndon

I'm overjoyed

Are we a part of the ethnic group living in the area or are we ourselves?
If we are part of the group that lives there I would enjoy a great life as a nooksack tribal member and enjoy salmon be one of the greatest cultures to ever exist.

Get eaten by Maori

God save King George. Also fuck Catholics.

Bring European science and political ideas to the Salish, prompt a west coast renaissance

>Michigan
Fuck, either I'm a trapper in the middle of bumfuck nowhere or a missionary who's bound to be get his ears cut off by the natives who suspect I'm giving them all the Plague.

throw boomerangs at stuff

Get eaten by Abos

Ooh a feelow Salish man. This was me

fugg

I'm in the middle of a swamp that the French pretend to own

>tfw you will never be a member of one of the most comparatively wealthy societies in history

Feelsbadman

addendum: my neighborhood was mainly a marsh up until a 100 years ago, so I would probably die from malaria or some mosquito-related disease.

AY FLUBBA BUBBA NOONGAAAAAAA *chucks stick at kangaroo*

preparing to give manolo a good gtfo

What? The pangerans are fighting again?
Gosh, those pirates again.
Are you dare enough to venture beyond the dark forest? You'd be head hunted by those flying natives

No te preocupes tanto por el pasado y preocúpate por el muro XD

Jättebra! Vi är svenskar folk nu!

för kungen och kronan!

>españistan
>encerrado por una denuncia falsa

pero si ustedes la tienen biiien adentro, y tambien en la boca lol

MOTHER FUCKER

Some of you guys are alright...
Don't go to Polish-Lithuanian parliament tomorrow.

I don't know anything about history so I can't participate in this

Amigo, no te lo tomes a malas XD que es Sup Forums

Chill with natives I guess

move to cuba; filipinas is a neglected piece of shit and 1895 is still far away.

Feelsgoodman, god bless Peter the Great

I know. My town was built directly on a former village. Sometimes I daydream about being a Salish Sea native and how I would adapt and honor my culture in modern times.

oh fug not the commonwealth :-DDDD i will go fuck some qt belarussian/lithuanian girl

>tfw criollo chorizo eating merchant
Feels good

Gather money and arms secretly with my fellow people that at that time become stronger to prepare for the big revolution.

it's not mine

wagga wagga wollongong noonga

I am a farmer, tending to my crops in the beautiful lands of South Italy.

>be black

Oh boy

>get napoleon on the phone
>don't let the anglos take america

>be nigger
>be on 4chen

Soon we will be an empire.

Prepare to kill your brothers to protect a few whiny slaveowners who want lower taxes?

FRÄNDER BRÖDER

>he'd lose a fight to abos
starve to death because I forgot what food is edible

it's fine user
1720 straya is pre-history
everyone is ignorant.

That wasn't PLC at this point though.

Knights rule us.

>oppressed by the evil D*nes