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Atheists are dumb LOL

Honestly, god did nothing wrong when he cleansed the holyland of the goat fucking degenerate sodomites and other such villainy.

sup buds

What a shitty thread.

really makes me think

Fuck off Holland (stay and be merry)

caraposting should be punishable by death.

I like cute girls

I think I got Crohn's disease, bruhs

That first paragraph is technically correct. It goes full retard after that.

I didn't compare Hitler to Jesus, I compared Hitler to the father. From the new testament, Jesus really seems to be a stand up guy.

As long as Christianity is associated with the old testament and its horrific crimes, I cannot follow Jesus.
Am I going to hell now?
>Hitler
>genius
Nice meme. Please prove his genius to me
>inb4 military strategy

Be interesting please

Fags should be gassed

Hey this is /cum/ geddout euros

i refuse

So should communists and French Canadians (same thing I know)

>the old testament and its horrific crimes
>still trying to impose your morality on an omnipotent being

some of em are alright

Why do people pretend that Christians strictly adhere to the Old Testament. It's just a introduction to Jesus' reformation of Jewyism.

nobody should be gassed

french canadians, not communists.
Commies n fags gotta go.

I've attended church for years. I know they teach the old testament as infallible along with the rest of the Bible.

Atheism is the True American's World

French Canadian girls are cute

Geddout!

no

Atheists are cringy plebs

Deism is where it's at.

PikaPika :3

[spoiler] International culture. [/spoiler]

Never said I was white, dumb imperial scum

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Only if you believe in European Paganism or Native American Deism, Christianity is a cuck religion

Brit more like shit haha

Siri has a digital feminine penis

>t. megacuck

hijos de puta

*Summons Teohilicotl*
Ancestors gib me strength

children of puta?

>tfw no French bf

>walking from my class to my car
>see a girl I knew in high school standing and talking to another girl
>she made eye contact with me the entire time
>kept walking like an autist without saying a word

*builds wall*

*teleports behind you*
heh, looks like your ancestors don't have your back
*cuts your spine out*

>Only if you believe in European Paganism or Native American Deism

No

>Christianity is a cuck religion

Ok?

>be Native American pagan
>sell your land for beads and firewater

*Steals your alcohol and builds a casino*
That wasn't me fool

Ordering a pizza for the game later. Should I have some cider or pepsi and bourbon?

*watches you die of Polio and TB*

>drinking the carbonated Jew
The Bourbon of course

PEPPERONI WITH COKE YOU FUCKING AUTIST OMFG

Reeee what's your problem

In line to see Shaun King lol

EYO I'M FROM BROOKLYN IS YA DON'TS ONLY EAT PEPPERONI AND DRINK PEPSI ME N DA BOIS GONNA BREAK YA KNEES KAPISH

Barbeque and Jalapenises

I can't drink bourbon without soda though

I don't like coke

Ask him why he lied to Oprah about being black

I have 30 minutes before I do things

Real talk who's spreading this European features meme whenever someone posts a black person

>tfw going to my cousin's wedding on Saturday
>people are going to annoy me about why I'm not married again

*googles shaun king*

>I don't like coke
THEN ORDER A DOUBLE CHEESE DEEP DISH WITH AN ORDER OF ROOT BEER
HOLY
FUCK
YOU
AUTISTIC
SHIT

>big programming assignment due at 11:59

>only have the bare minimum started

>tfw no gf

If you read at least some of it, it may answer your questions, if you want answers to them, unless you'd rather not be proven wrong. Perhaps just see 3.2 Direct Inductive Versions of the Evidential Argument from Evil. I admit these arguments are convincing enough to at least lead to Deism, the Bible is a greater read for arriving to faith in its whole. Even for non-believers, the Bible contains many worthy reads. I recommend Ecclesiastes, one of the books of wisdom. Perhaps it resonates with me since I've come from a bit of a cynical/nihilistic background. It's only 12 chapters long, but if you don't want to read it all I recommend at least chapter 7.

>because if I don't, I will go to hell?
No, but not to Heaven. There is no eternal place of suffering, this concept, like the purgatory, is solely Catholic and based entirely on tradition rather than scripture. The Catholic Church is the Great Apostasy depicted in numerous books of the Bible. Many commonly-accepted 'Christian' beliefs are not actually Christian, they are a result of tradition fusing itself in with Christian beliefs, confusing and weakening the spirit. Scripture alone is the most solid ground in faith, alongside the study of human history that the Bible foretells in detail, also showing what's still to come.

There is the grave, the lake of fire. Unsaved souls are cast there, then you are nothing. Lke the atheist's depiction of death. God takes no pleasure in punishing and tormenting souls, He wishes they all find their way to Him and He is longsuffering toward us. I empathize with your resentment, but I've learned that it's confounded spite. The Bible clears up these misconceptions.
Also, the end goal is to overcome this broken world. Remember that Satan rules over the Earth and flesh, meaning existing in Hell and death is like a possible state in this world, and that the first humans gave into his temptation in spite of God's instruction to them (that we are also meant to follow).

Tell them to set you up

>deep dish

eww

>Reeee what's your problem

My country founded by deist ideals is full of evangelical faggots and communist turbosperg atheist faggots

Been gone for almost a year, what's up buds.

Is Alex Shores still around?

tell them you are in a relationship with a 2 dimensional cartoon girl
they'll get the picture

I'm not single this time, though

No

based canadians

youtube.com/watch?v=hovhnjlmRYU

MY CAR WON'T START

I REALIZE THAT NYC STYLE IS BETTER BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PIZZA WITH DRINKS FUCKING WORK AND YOU ARE STUPID AND I *REALLY* FUCKING HATE YOU RN

Although I'm worried that they'll annoy my girlfriend as well

This is the reality of life in Drumpf's America.

>The Catholic Church is the Great Apostasy depicted in numerous books of the Bible.
Fucking kill yourself you cherrypicking protty faggot

Geddout

Really not digging this women meme lads

I'm not even from New York.

NOT AN ARGUMENT
CONSIDER SUICIDE

>lads

youtube.com/watch?v=bdX55I9WHDw

nah

I'm lonely I want a friend

EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN
GO FACK YOURSELF

Would you rather save a cute beagle puppy or 3 El Salvador citizens?

Be honest

I was thinking of buying a ManU scarf. I think looking like I'm into european soccer might make me seem smarter than the average football.

>I was thinking of buying a ManU scarf. I think looking like I'm into european soccer might make me seem smarter than the average football.

Why'd you post this?

>save the beagle
>get a pet who will love you unconditionally
>save the Salvadorans
>they commit crime

Hey Brah I'm from Cali dude. I'm hella gay and suck mexican penises all day man.

why do black people always repeat themselves? Whenever theyre flustered they just say the same thing over and over with random interjections inbetween

"damn gonna be late again" "god damn" "gonna be late again" "shit" "really gonna be late again this time" "dayum"

Shut up please
I've already built houses in El Salvador

I have a Liverpool scarf but I hang that shit on the wall, I don't wear it

Friendly reminder that the Ohio poster is literally a pedophile

I would rather kill all four of them.

>sudacas
Die
>retarded wailing shit dog
Die

AYO B GON GET SUM TIMBS B SUM TIMBS DAWG YA HEAR B?

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I'm afraid that doesn't answer my question

No I dont, what a useless comment

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