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once again, never met anyone in real life like this

>Scooby and the gang were taking vacation in Sweden. As usual, Scooby and Shaggy had wandered off by themselves and were about to get into some spooky trouble at the local recording studio!

>Say Scoobs, whys that freaky dude over there like staring at us like that?

>Rhy ront row Rhaggy!

>Zoiks! Hes coming over!

>Scooby shook nervously all over as a creepy looking midget with long, badly dyed, greasy hair approached the two friends.

>What are you two doing here? he said in a high pitched and rather gay voice.

>Laughing in that rather irritating way that he does, Shaggy scratched his head as he replied, Like, I dont know, we just got like lost I guess, well be on our way! Sorry!

>Rhats right! Rorry!

>Wait a minute. If you want you can come in and watch us playing one of our new songs. You see, my names Erik and I play in a really happening black metal group called Watain. In fact, its the most evil and blasphemous band ever!

>Scooby placed his paws over his eyes as Erik bustled the two chums into the recording studio. Inside, a fat man was sweating behind the mixing desk and was pale with fright.

>W-who are th-these g-g-guys Erik? he said in a terrified voice.

>Just some aquaintances of mine he said with an evil cackle, theyve come to listen to our latest black metal record! Bwa hahaha! Its the most evil and darkest and sataniest album ever recorded! Its going to destroy the whole world! Hahahaha!!!!

>As Scooby and Shaggy watched, Erik ordered the fearful record producer to play back one of the songs off their latest album Lawless Darkness.

>Rhaggy! Ro romething! Scooby howled in terror.

>Like, I dont know what to do old buddy! Were like, doomed!

>Suddenly the music began to play at deafening volume. Scooby and Shaggy cowered, then slowly uncovered their eyes and looked at each other in bewilderment.

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not going to read

>Suddenly the music began to play at deafening volume. Scooby and Shaggy cowered, then slowly uncovered their eyes and looked at each other in bewilderment.

>Rhaggy, rhats rappening?

>I dont know Scoobs, this music like, totally sucks! Its just lame rock/heavy metal music with harsh vocals. It sounds like a Judas Priest tribute act performed by a bunch of like, Downs Syndrome children or something.

>Erik angrily slammed his little fists on the mixing desk and tried to run out the door, but tripping over his ego, he fell flat on his face and was held down by several police officers who appeared out of nowhere.

>Well done you two said one of the senior officers, weve been watching this little villain for a while now. If you hadnt stopped him, this crap would be all over MTV by now.

>One of the police officers grabbed Eriks head and pulled upwards. His face stretched until his face came off altogether.

>Zoiks! Scoobs! Its like, Blacky Lawless out of WASP!

>Thats right! I used the kvlty trappings of underground black metal to pass off terrible music on moronic people who dont know any better. And I would have got away with it too, if it wasnt for you pesky kids.

>Like, whatll happen to him now chief? Shaggy asked the senior officer as Blacky was led away.

>Dont you kids worry, were going to take him out to the woods and shoot him in the back of the neck.

>Well Scoobs, I guess thats what you get for being a Lawless Blacky (Darkness)! Ha ha! I dont know, make your own lame ending joke up.

>Scooby dooby dooooo!

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For heavy metal we will die

>>I dont know Scoobs, this music like, totally sucks! Its just lame rock/heavy metal music with harsh vocals. It sounds like a Judas Priest tribute act performed by a bunch of like, Downs Syndrome children or something.
Didn't know Shaggy was Beavis

>eeh, what is this. This sucks, huh huh huh
>heh yeah, he like, sounds like a dog or something. RUH RUH RUH heh mmheh
>huh huh huh, what dumbass brought their dog to the studio

New Oranssi Pazuzu? Will it drop in 90 minutes?

century child > wishmaster > once > oceanborn

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Nothing wrong with any of those bands desu