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is this short fella the Turkish Sam Hyde?

>tfw no gf to beat the shit out of me

Me on't dancefloor

youtu.be/BLcS8auWVnY

did some DMT last week lads

thought I was frolicking through the Yorkshire dales whilst life in a northern town by the dream academy was playing

turns out i was just legging it naked on the grimsby promenade screeching the song

just get one you normie prick

*beats the shit out of you*

*puts a donk on it*

>ASMR where the girl acts like a cunt the whole time
Hmmmm, I shall have to investigate this further.

Got to get up early tomorrow and go to the football.

Noice