/brit/

Turn up for the girls

Turn up for the boys

Turn up for the club

Turn up on the drugs

Turn up on the molly

Turn up on the xan

Turn up on the perky

Give it to my man

not really

ted heath was a wrong un

four on the floor, distortion
selling water at a rave, extortion

where do you lads get your news from?

me:

>order-order
>the express
>russia today UK
>BBC news
>westmonster

pulled some pork lads

mandy
dance music
cute girls

every day discovering something brand new

Better than his other one

Or the 14 others that now inhabit our Top 20

Seriously, he has 16 of the top 20 slots

It's fucking bonkers

bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/singles

SHUT UP YOU GINGER WANKSTAIN BELLSNIFFS