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Celtic concussions edition


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i'm in quite a pickle indeed...mmm...mmm...

*commits mass murder*
*gets praise for it*

the irish deserved it

>voter fraud, no substantial evidence has ever been found in your county's entire history of it let alone this election.

had a funny post in mind, but I've completely forgotten

the state of my life

trump only won because hillary was terrible

if you want to blame anyone then blame the democrats

this is all i'll be saying on the subject

Did you lads know that it's physically impossible to commit election fraud?

Provide a non-fake news story that proves there was voter fraud in the last election

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haha
slag
willy
bums
gay
chebs
need a bf
proto gf
so called gf
rorke
rasheed
deano
poo
zoot
'cide
radical centrist
business idea
grime
greater london
lads
stormzy
peng
north
south
fedora
gym
FOY
janny
screeching
howling
roaring
bellowing
cager
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cuckio
tim
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anime
ahh yes
hmm
going to the shop, want anything?
good post

congratulations on your white penis

benched 7 plates lads

new bookmark bar, took suggestions from /brit/

that's well funny that is

dont recognise most of these term

Aye lad, bit of whiskey. Quite enjoy a quiet drink the odd time but tonight it's for medicinal purposes. Couldn't stomach wine desu, not my thing

How's uni life btw? Never went, bit curious.

bet that was (You)r post

The people who write for the Express seem to think Britain pays for 95% of the EU's spending.

voter fraud is literally fake news, same as trump saying his inauguration was bigger than Obama's. He can't accept losing in any tiny way.

janny must be taking a break

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Just had my first wank of the week. Lots of cum and a near thirty second break from the crippling loneliness.

>6'1'' vs 5'11''

Must be incredibly dismal to go straight from school into wageslavery

how about a study from harvard?
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me after a night out with the squad

That's a big loo

no and i was not being sincere you blubbering dipshit do not respond to me again

what did you expect from the express?

>some friends have gone to the pub and haven't asked me

hmm

literally just shat myself

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

--me

>in egypt and germany

did you know that scotch whisky sales account for £4 billion worth of UK exports every single year but aren't counted towards scottish GDP figures

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me

it doesn't say that though

Scotch is shit anyway

Nazis stole it

might get pizza for dinner lads

dont care. fuck scotland.

hmmm

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£4 billion is practically nothing.

GTA1 had a peng soundtrack

why are brits so good at music?

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post those scummy tunes

do your friends listen to nigger music in their bmws

london
ondon

for poo

had a diavolo from pizza express myself. was very tasty but needed to be spicier

Why do all public toilets smell like the same kind of poo?

It's always a specific smell. Do people only use public toilets when they need a certain shit?

Call me when you can run a car on it.

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How fucking dumb do you have to be to be Egyptian and not to notice a big Egyptian statue in a pile of dirt

Did it really take a team of Germans to come along and point it out to everyone?

>peng
Ghana

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can northerners even ride bikes?

>this post

when have mudslimes ever exhibited the slightest bit of intelligence? never is the answer

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Find me a cunt with a drop better than this

FUCKING TURN IT UP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It was under the ground. Trying to explain to Muslims that old things might be underground is like explaining quantum physics to a parakeet.

Going to take part in /blackgf2017/ lads.

what the fuck? captchas are getting fucking stupid. I don't have time for this

Good luck user! (sarcastic)

No one is ever going to want me

almost all of your posts are fucking shit

>not using legacy captchas
ululating

looks like its time to buy a pass goyem

I saw a white guy with one in Aldi a while ago, surprised me

He was a tall good looking chap and she was very curvy, smooth and dark

I'd be fine with one but they probably hate me like all races of women seem to

There are at least three Krautposters in this thread right now.

>not using legacy

skeng

(Tuning and warming up from orchestra) OK. (Idi says) Right now, here we goin' again from the top. An' this time, de first violins, er, I want you to plug the instruments into, er, into the gas main, because, er, I'm not getting the sound I am liking. An' the wives what am forming the backing group, let, er, you come round to the front of me where I can keep my eye on you. Dat better. Right now, here we are going. Stop now. Stop now when I am telling you! Listen, stop! Shut up! (Gunshot) Thank you. Now, I am counting you in with the well-known counting things. Here we go. One, two ... Oh, no! What come after two? ... Five!

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RAH

Lads I might order a paki pizza and pay with a fake 20

Reckon I can get away with it?

havent showered in 3-4 days
kinda smelly desu

>not having a pass

I can tell when it's the danish jew posting

>legacy captcha

how do you even get legacy captcha?

don't see why not

it's not like they are gonna have a note checker with them

its under settings at the top lad

taking the time to click those stupid pictures when you can just hit tab and quickly type it

When they find out they'll come and fuck you up

(Chorus, two contralto, two soprano:)
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin, most amazin' man, there's ever been.
He's the general, the president, the king of the scene,
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin.

(Idi:) Look at the history, it packed with men,
What rising to the top and getting chopped agen. (again)
No one fathoming the secret of the whole damn thing.
You got to give the population something to sing!

(Chorus)

(Idi:) Take Hitler, Stalin, Attilla the Nun,
No one got a good word for a single one.
Where these first-class geniuses all goin' wrong,
They never got the population singing along.

the settings you bellmunch

Order us one as well lad I'll pay you back tomorrow.

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last song I listened to in a BMW
it's good mix of icelandic rap, old icelandic songs and stuff like $B

shouldn't be giving real money to pakis so go for it. will only fuck up their business in the end.

oh right cheers

(Chorus)

Listen, would the world-famous Kampala Glee Club mind keeping in the damn background? What the hell goin' on here? It looking like some kind of musical coup to me. (Gunshot, soprano scream) That better. Three people more than enough for a quartet anyhow.

(Chorus, one soprano less.)

A modern leader gotta twist and shout,
Got tell the people let it all hang out.
If you don't want to vanish with a boot up the bum,
You gotta give the population something to hum.

(In the middle of this chorus) "You still crowding the star!" two gunshots, two screams, one contralto continues uninterruptedly. )

lol!

is there anything more horrible than walking down mayfair/soho during lunch time

ARTICLE 50 ON MONDAY

What's crazy to think about is that ancient societies like the Assyrians, Hittites, Babylonians, etc were forgotten until Europeans came along in the 1800s. The Muslims living in the area from 600-1900 had no idea that they were living on top of dead empires

Think about that whole process


>Latin monks spend the next 1000 years translating Old Testament books, spreading them throughout Europe
>Europeans become powerful enough to set up empires overseas
>decide to see if those Old Testament stories were true

we wouldnt even know about them if those stories hadnt been preserved

shan't be shopping at tesco anymore after i found out they're all rorkes

morning lads

if you can't figure out how to switch to legacy captcha on your own then you deserve nothing but disappearing captchas for eternity

Hmm, that a pretty good voice you got there. That voice possibly taking you right to the top of the charts. Yes, sir, ma'am, every chance you getting to the number one spot on the Uganda hit parade with a voice like that. You could be the next Englebert Bassey! You could be the new Zulu! (Gunshot, scream) Pity, the world only needin' one new star, really.

(Idi sings:)
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin, the most amazin' man the world has seen,
I the general, the president, the king of the scene,
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin.
This chorus singin' a piece of cake! Let's go now!

Idi, Idi, Idi Amin, Wow wow, Idi, Idi, Idi Amin...
Listen to the falsetto goin' there! Not often a black man get that far up, you know.
Idi Amin, Idi Amin, Idi Amin, Idi, Idi Amin, Idi...
Don't forget the name there, folks!
IdiAminIdiAmin...
How I love the sound of it!
Idi Amin, Idi Amin. Ooh, Idi, Idi Amin, Idi AminIdiAmin...?
Who wrote the lyrics? This is poetry!
IdiAminIdiAminIdiAmin...(Fadeout, losing rhythm and key)

the co in tesco stands for (((cohen)))

Feels good shopping at Tesco.