/brit/

lol!

is there anything more horrible than walking down mayfair/soho during lunch time

ARTICLE 50 ON MONDAY

What's crazy to think about is that ancient societies like the Assyrians, Hittites, Babylonians, etc were forgotten until Europeans came along in the 1800s. The Muslims living in the area from 600-1900 had no idea that they were living on top of dead empires

Think about that whole process


>Latin monks spend the next 1000 years translating Old Testament books, spreading them throughout Europe
>Europeans become powerful enough to set up empires overseas
>decide to see if those Old Testament stories were true

we wouldnt even know about them if those stories hadnt been preserved

shan't be shopping at tesco anymore after i found out they're all rorkes

morning lads

if you can't figure out how to switch to legacy captcha on your own then you deserve nothing but disappearing captchas for eternity

Hmm, that a pretty good voice you got there. That voice possibly taking you right to the top of the charts. Yes, sir, ma'am, every chance you getting to the number one spot on the Uganda hit parade with a voice like that. You could be the next Englebert Bassey! You could be the new Zulu! (Gunshot, scream) Pity, the world only needin' one new star, really.

(Idi sings:)
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin, the most amazin' man the world has seen,
I the general, the president, the king of the scene,
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin.
This chorus singin' a piece of cake! Let's go now!

Idi, Idi, Idi Amin, Wow wow, Idi, Idi, Idi Amin...
Listen to the falsetto goin' there! Not often a black man get that far up, you know.
Idi Amin, Idi Amin, Idi Amin, Idi, Idi Amin, Idi...
Don't forget the name there, folks!
IdiAminIdiAmin...
How I love the sound of it!
Idi Amin, Idi Amin. Ooh, Idi, Idi Amin, Idi AminIdiAmin...?
Who wrote the lyrics? This is poetry!
IdiAminIdiAminIdiAmin...(Fadeout, losing rhythm and key)

the co in tesco stands for (((cohen)))

Feels good shopping at Tesco.